best way to kil farmer?
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Steele
Sergeant
rageshrub 说:
hehehe... since the thread has gone OT about Starwars:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
The modded version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY&feature=related
Nightblade+--
Knight at Arms
No no no no no no!Orj 说:Steele 说:
No, no, no! That's Yoda!
It should be:
Steele laughed real loud when reading thread.
You're both wrong! Barbarian style is as follows:
[quote author=Steele]
Steele laugh loud when did thread read.[/quote]
The key is to keep words free of a discriptive tense, so that the time is fractured.
As for Yoda, I have the "Convert English to Yoda-Speak" iGoogle tab on my homepage.
"Lot more fun to convert text than I thought it would, is it! Yes, hmmm."
Yes, I know. Übergeek = me.
Farmers and shirtless river pirates are the only two groups of people that I frequently engage in fist fights with.
They're like my testing goat/hamster/pig for weapons.
Weapons like scythes, pitchforks, daggers, rocks, picks, polehammers, and morningstars.
They're resilient though, the last few always charges at me with the same fervour as the first few before seeing anyone die.
They're like my testing goat/hamster/pig for weapons.
Weapons like scythes, pitchforks, daggers, rocks, picks, polehammers, and morningstars.
They're resilient though, the last few always charges at me with the same fervour as the first few before seeing anyone die.
Nightblade+--
Knight at Arms
You'd get owned if you did that. Pitchforks sting. Big time.Penis Colada 说:
But what the heck, try it and tell us how it went.
Gullsved Warrior
Recruit
NO! NO! dont thing about what i wrote b4 this is teh way Chobo must kill farmers
Kick them in the crotch!
they wont survive dat! I tried it myself and they actually really die
Kick them in the crotch!
they wont survive dat! I tried it myself and they actually really die
Gullsved Warrior
Recruit
I TTried it! I got uncounscious ( wrong spelled i know) Coz I forgot that my life was lowNightblade+-- 说:
but my archers killed them. Tough my soldiers were 10 and only 4 were left then (5 died and 1 unconscious) and the farmers were about 30 or..no...they were 40...yeah...they were 40 and from then I never used this technique anymore
Trooper5445 说:
I think you're right. I'm going to contact an admin now. I think Gullsved Warrior is the other account, if you hadn't worked that out for yourself.
Nightblade+--
Knight at Arms
Their are distinct patterns in each of their writing CA.
I's easy to pick up that Chobo has a much bigger vocabulary than Gullsved.
Also despite the intentional simplification of Chobo's writing, he holds structure in that style.
Gullsved simply free-forms illiteracy.
I hope this isn't interpretated as an insult.
I's easy to pick up that Chobo has a much bigger vocabulary than Gullsved.
Also despite the intentional simplification of Chobo's writing, he holds structure in that style.
Gullsved simply free-forms illiteracy.
I hope this isn't interpretated as an insult.
Gullsved Warrior
Recruit
fake nub not nub not more
DaDude9211
Regular
He's broke he can't afford a charger or sword of war.
Get some throwing axes, they're cheap and will do high damage to the unarmored farmers.
Get some throwing axes, they're cheap and will do high damage to the unarmored farmers.
Chobo the Barbarian
Recruit
Cleaning Agent 说:
Chobo is only chobo. Stupid cleaning agent try to get chobo off forums and fail. he so stupid because he think he have it figured out, but chobo never use these forums before.
Chobo will slaughter farmer village where cleaning agent live. Chobo ax will stain red with blood of farmer. chobo will victory
arbites_augmented
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Chobo mighty warrior. Arbites no doubt that Chobo will slay cleaning agent with big axe. Arbites like Chobo much-much.
But seriously, folks. I think that Chobo is simply clever enough to sound stupid, unline Gullsved, who's simply retarded.
But seriously, folks. I think that Chobo is simply clever enough to sound stupid, unline Gullsved, who's simply retarded.
arbites_augmented
Count
Spoken like a true barbarian.
You aren't consistent enough, Chobo. First off, the miss-spelling 'liek' and 'kil' stick out like sore thumbs in the first post, against your otherwise perfect spelling. It just isn't natural to leave those two words miss-spelled but none others.
Also, you are losing it. "Chobo will slaughter farmer village where cleaning agent live. Chobo ax will stain red with blood of farmer. chobo will victory" How Chobo-ishly simpleminded is that? All you're doing now is putting on a show.
And I highly doubt Chobo is Gullsved Warrior. His spelling is just to good, and Gullsved's is to constantly bad.
Secondly, that posts just doesn't work. You know perfectly well that you've used these forums before, and if you were consistent with your would-be personality, you wouldn't have understood (or noticed) the fact that they suspect you are someone else. You would have no reason to.
Also, you are losing it. "Chobo will slaughter farmer village where cleaning agent live. Chobo ax will stain red with blood of farmer. chobo will victory" How Chobo-ishly simpleminded is that? All you're doing now is putting on a show.
And I highly doubt Chobo is Gullsved Warrior. His spelling is just to good, and Gullsved's is to constantly bad.
arbites_augmented
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Llew2 说:
Grammar Nazism for the win.
