best way to kil farmer?

[Chobo the Barbarian]

so chobo like to kil farmer with axe but liek to keep chobos options open.

who else has way to kil farmer very fast and easily? chobo need to discover method to kill many farmers with least effort.

maybe if chobo get a bunch of cavalry and go into the village and is run the farmers over but chobo like to work alone. maybe chobo can buy horse and run them all over and hit them with ax on horse?

maybe chobo release the chikens that the farmers going to eat and the chiken fite for chobo (just joke!)

no really, how can chobo kill many farmers best?

 

[arbites_augmented]

Kill them with the only small giant space hamster.(just joke!!!!11!)

Kill them with a decent weapon, on a horse. use a shield so their stones wont hit you.

 

[stratusfear]

Chobo buy charger, chobo ride into them, circle around and chobo ride into them again. When chobo run into them two or three times farmer be dead and chobo big victory.

 

[rageshrub]

speak properly in the apprentice guild or post in the town square and you will avert the wrath of the mods so you can get help with killing farmers

 

[Pixel]

Maker_of_pixels think chobo should use javelins on horseback.

Translations: I think Chobo should use horse archery.

 

[AvaRice]

In the BOW Expanded mod I like to hand all my plate-armored companions guns and let them work their magic.

Same thing works against Rhodoks too.

 

[insomniac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoVldWJiT0w   

 

[Nightblade+--]

Like Naridill say, Chobo must go "Boo!" to farmer man, then farmer man will say "Eeek!" and run away far.
But Chobo must no leave axe! Axe is friend! Chobo must get very big axe like Whoopin and many small axe to throw at silly farmer.

Then Chobo take many village! Become King of Axe Ouchies he will. Many will come Chobo to and give meat, wine and lady will come because she see Chobo is great.
But bigger battle; must learn live how to with lady. Many Kings die on quest of happy marriage. Lady very hard to understand!
But if Chobo money have then lady very happy. She give Chobo many small Chobo's and Chobo make Barbarian Empire of Chobo!

 

[Trooper5445]

Like Naridill say, Chobo must go "Boo!" to farmer man, then farmer man will say "Eeek!" and run away far.
But Chobo must no leave axe! Axe is friend! Chobo must get very big axe like Whoopin and many small axe to throw at silly farmer.

Then Chobo take many village! Become King of Axe Ouchies he will. Many will come Chobo to and give meat, wine and lady will come because she see Chobo is great.
But bigger battle; must learn live how to with lady. Many Kings die on quest of happy marriage. Lady very hard to understand!
But if Chobo money have then lady very happy. She give Chobo many small Chobo's and Chobo make Barbarian Empire of Chobo!

Nice.

Anyhow Chobo just use a weapon and kill them. High athletics and backpedaling work too. Another strategy is to take a horse and run around and pick out loners.

Also can and admin check his IP? I think he might be a duplicate (just a hunch).

 

[LighthouseGuard]

if chobo liek 2 ch33t, than chobo can do tis, i right heer:

Open C:\(your M&B folder)\Modules\Native\module.ini. You'll see damage_interrupt_attack_treshold      = 0.0. Increase it so you won't flinch while hit. This way, you can get out of getting surrounded. Although, most likely, even with 1/4 damage on, you'll get killed if you don't wear heavy armor and waltz right into their midst. Refer to insomniac's youtube post if you want to know how to beat up farmers without even having to wear armor or reduce damage!

 

[Nightblade+--]

Chobo no cheat! Chobo have big honour! Chobo Barbarian!
Dinky farmer cheat! Farmer big number, only Chobo fight big number with axe!
Chobo brave! Grrr!

 

[Christopher]

Take your horse, aim for the farmer and try to take him out with either a kick in the face or make the horse run over him, heck maybe just swing a warhammer in his face.

 

[Chobo the Barbarian]

Like Naridill say, Chobo must go "Boo!" to farmer man, then farmer man will say "Eeek!" and run away far.
But Chobo must no leave axe! Axe is friend! Chobo must get very big axe like Whoopin and many small axe to throw at silly farmer.

Then Chobo take many village! Become King of Axe Ouchies he will. Many will come Chobo to and give meat, wine and lady will come because she see Chobo is great.
But bigger battle; must learn live how to with lady. Many Kings die on quest of happy marriage. Lady very hard to understand!
But if Chobo money have then lady very happy. She give Chobo many small Chobo's and Chobo make Barbarian Empire of Chobo!

chobo good at kill many farmer with ax. but chobo no is good at finding job and no is having many money.

 

[Chobo the Barbarian]

if chobo liek 2 ch33t, than chobo can do tis, i right heer:

Open C:\(your M&B folder)\Modules\Native\module.ini. You'll see damage_interrupt_attack_treshold      = 0.0. Increase it so you won't flinch while hit. This way, you can get out of getting surrounded. Although, most likely, even with 1/4 damage on, you'll get killed if you don't wear heavy armor and waltz right into their midst. Refer to insomniac's youtube post if you want to know how to beat up farmers without even having to wear armor or reduce damage!

chobo will explore idea. chobo is always interested in finding new way to kill many farmer more eficientely.

chobo no is 'duplicate'. chobo new to this place

 

[stratusfear]

and no is having many money.

That because chobo spend big money on elocution lessons.

 

[Gullsved Warrior]

HE HE HE !!! I KILL THEM WITH CLAY BOMBS! BOOM!  (no just joke!!!)


I kill them with a War Axe 

 

[eugenioso]

when all magic fails, rely on three feet of steel and a strong arm...

really, a balanced 104-102 arming sword, reinforced plate armor, good boots, and a shield. horses help too but horses are gay

 

[Nightblade+--]

and no is having many money.

That because chobo spend big money on elocution lessons.

Ha ha! *Snort!* He he he!
Much evidence is!

 

[Steele]

Steele laughed out loud when thread reading he did.

 

[Orj]

Steele laughed out loud when thread reading he did.

No, no, no! That's Yoda! 
It should be:
Steele laughed real loud when reading thread.

EDIT: Added in a missing comma. The comma is man's best friend.