The answer is obvious; it is I, I am the greatest Warband player of all time in the entire world, and also strong and smart and devlishly handsome, not to mention cool. In fact, I am so cool I wear sunglasses when playing the game, but at the same time, I am so hot I wear a thong too. When people ask me how I have become so good, I tell them the truth; they suck, and then I do drugs and post screenshots of my fabulous score on the forums. My favourite class is myself, and I prefer to play against beginners or bots because this is more fun than against seasoned players. Did I mention I was in the United States Marine Corps and killed seventy people in Vietnam? Well, now I did, and I should also mention that my grandfather killed Adolf Hitler with a shoelace. Megan Fox is one of my girlfriends and I once had 42-2 in Warband. The rest of you suck at this game, I win.