Best-dressed Warrior

[GERRY]

Is this some kind of strange jungle god without a sex?

 

[General von Hiller]

no, it's an polynesian warrior

 

[Pilgrim]

That beard though... I want one.

 

[Eктωρ]

One day I'll have one like that.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Also like how he's slyly flashing his Dolce & Gabbana triple Rolex Swiss watches.

 

[Eктωρ]

u jelly of that ancient middle east bling

 

[matmohair1]

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[General von Hiller]

I bet the guy didn't look like that

 

[Foeurdr]

After "300" the next movie will be "Gilgamesh" or "1", this is what came to my mind when I saw him

 

[General von Hiller]

 

[Amman d Stazia]

I would like to know what is holding the gilded seashell in place?

 

[Antonis]

Glue in the nipple, apparently. Or a vacuum space in her breast.

Anyway, guys, this is just an artistic representation, I don't believe Gilgamesh left any photos of his around. And since it is art, why not muscles and abs?

 

[matmohair1]

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[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

This and your last image link have been 404'd by my ISP. Is there another site these are uploaded on?

 

[matmohair1]

 

[Eктωρ]

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I can see something about "tool martial art" but the rest is old proto-hiragana that i can't read.

Reminds me of this political cartoon of the same era where samurai and civilians with different themed heads are fighting. It's supposed to represent new vs old with trouserhead fighting kimonohead, coffeehead fighting teahead and so on.

Edit: found it.

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[Eктωρ]

I can't even

 

[PinCussion]

Maybe in Brazil. In my country, society has a somewhat...different outlook on the military.

Same here in Sweden, not to mention that ending up in afghanistan probably dosen't make things easier. I sure wouldn't want to get blown up by a bomb or get captured by the talibans.

 

[matmohair1]

Sultan Mahmud II's "Epic Fashion Makeover!"

Before the reforms of 1826

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After the reforms of 1826

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