Bees turning into zombies?

How do we save the bees?

  • Fire bomb all major bee cities.

    选票: 4 10.3%
  • Send in the Sphes beerines!

    选票: 10 25.6%
  • Nuke the entire planet.

    选票: 25 64.1%

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Read the title of this thread....

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Please excuse me, I must nab some of my patented zombie-bee killing napalm. 99% napalm, but I bet you can't guess that 1% of the secret ingredient!
 
Swadius 说:
Cyborg Eastern European 说:
Suspicious Pilgrim 说:
...so we're not obligated to fix it...

If the bees die off, we die off.
And we're the only ones that even know something is wrong.
Guess who's on repair duty if more **** hits the fan.

I'm not sure it's going to be that bad though. While we may have many crops that are no longer viable, there are many other plants that do not require pollination. It may utterly destroy societies that rely on agriculture, IE, some of those in the third world- especially the nations that rely on cocoa farming. If the bees die, expect the price of chocolate to sky rocket.

What about all the animals that rely on fruits, etc? If most of the fruit goes bye bye then so do the animals that rely on it. Then what happens to the animals that rely on the animals that rely on fruit? They die too. It will get to use eventually.
 
And what happens to the fruit trees?

Suspicious Pilgrim 说:
Yes, but it sort of puts us in the position of the evil and scientist capable of either saving the world or destroying it.
Not, it puts us in the position of the guy who just might lose a sizable amount of his god tasting food to extinction if he doesn't move his retarded arse and do something.
 
So from what I've heard, the Africanized strain of bees, or killer bees have been so far resistant to the various diseases and parasites that have been plaguing the native and domestic species.

... So that means all the bees are at risk of dying off, and the insect kingdom's psychotic kamikaze pilots are going to take their place...

I think the orbital nuking will suffice
 
A Highly Visible Ninja 说:
So from what I've heard, the Africanized strain of bees, or killer bees have been so far resistant to the various diseases and parasites that have been plaguing the native and domestic species.

... So that means all the bees are at risk of dying off, and the insect kingdom's psychotic kamikaze pilots are going to take their place...

I think the orbital nuking will suffice

This.
 
theres also a mushroom that infects ants then causes the ant to explode with spores, infecting other ants
 
You would be surprised how much of a mess the ecosystem is. Several large species eats ants, and somebody eats those again.
 
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