Bees turning into zombies?
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They have evolved, by the empress (geddit, cause its a queen?) The spaeech beeines are too late.Legolan 说:Cookie Eating Huskarl 说:
Oh dear.
Mother of God
Its started.
gaham1 说:
I don't think we're all that worried about the honey, but rather that the species us humans rely on pollinating all our crops is dying, and hence our crops as well, and hence, everything that consumes those crops.
Cookie Eating Huskarl
Marquis
Well, can we pollinate them instead? Just stick your **** into some pollen infested flowers (**** AND **** ACTION) and proceed to spread it to other flowers.
Sir Saladin
Count
Yeah, certain fruit trees don't get pollinated unless there are honey bees around. Oddly enough people didn't know that when they started planting fruit trees in America that were not native to the country but because they also brought over the European honeybee to make honey it worked out OK anyway.
Sadly yellowjackets were also brought to the New World and whether it was by accident or intentional the only ecological niche they fill is the torment humans and kill monarch butterfly caterpillar niche, at least the larvae of mosquitoes provide good nutrition for small fish but nothing eats yellowjackets and yellowjackets don't pollenate anything since they are carnivorous.
Zombies do not eat the flesh or brains of humans, they harvest sugar cane and are under the control of the sorcerer who created them, it is the ghouls who mindlessly rob graves of the dead and kill humans for eating purposes. Night of the Living Dead is a ghoul movie.
I know this is useless but I hate to see hard working zombies getting constantly maligned in this way and decided to put my two cents worth in here even if it isn't worth much.
Sadly yellowjackets were also brought to the New World and whether it was by accident or intentional the only ecological niche they fill is the torment humans and kill monarch butterfly caterpillar niche, at least the larvae of mosquitoes provide good nutrition for small fish but nothing eats yellowjackets and yellowjackets don't pollenate anything since they are carnivorous.
Zombies do not eat the flesh or brains of humans, they harvest sugar cane and are under the control of the sorcerer who created them, it is the ghouls who mindlessly rob graves of the dead and kill humans for eating purposes. Night of the Living Dead is a ghoul movie.
I know this is useless but I hate to see hard working zombies getting constantly maligned in this way and decided to put my two cents worth in here even if it isn't worth much.
Isn't it obvious? Canada infects bees with zombee virus so that they get killed off by the Left4Dead crew. With no honey left, people will HAVE to buy maple syrup from Canada. Using their new-found wealth, the Canadians will amass an army of robot Mounties and take over Greenland in order to quench their first for useless territory.
In all honesty, it's sort of comforting humans didn't cause the ****up so we're not oigated to fix it. We'll be doing Urth a favor for once by getting rid of the virus.
In all honesty, it's sort of comforting humans didn't cause the ****up so we're not oigated to fix it. We'll be doing Urth a favor for once by getting rid of the virus.
Suspicious Pilgrim 说:
If the bees die off, we die off.
And we're the only ones that even know something is wrong.
Guess who's on repair duty if more **** hits the fan.
Yes, but it sort of puts us in the position of the evil and scientist capable of either saving the world or destroying it.
Cyborg Eastern European 说:
I'm not sure it's going to be that bad though. While we may have many crops that are no longer viable, there are many other plants that do not require pollination. It may utterly destroy societies that rely on agriculture, IE, some of those in the third world- especially the nations that rely on cocoa farming. If the bees die, expect the price of chocolate to sky rocket.
Vanilla is going to go out too. There goes the ice cream business.
