Beards

[Ambalon]

Hmm a section on beards how come I didn't find this sooner

I think its only fair to post picture of my beard here ...

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If there were a smiley with a dropping chin, this is where it'd be.

 

[AWdeV]

He needs a mohawk. Zangief that mother****er!

 

[_HIV_]

Haha cant do it Im going bald thats why I dont have long hair anymore. But my beard is here to stay I hope

 

[AWdeV]

Aww man, major bummer.

 

[Finaz]

Just take hair from your dog and glue it on your head.

 

[Archonsod]

Nah, if you're going to glue stuff to your head use chickens instead. Really freaks people the **** out.

 

[Tralfaz]

But then people call you peckerhead. 

 

[Sir Saladin]

I don't like this fashion of having stubble or several days growth on your face because people think that I'm being stylish after a drunken bender when really I am just crazy. It itches and I have the delirium tremens, back off! Eventually my big woolly beard will cover my whole face because fancy mutton chops and handlebar mustaches are even more trouble then regular shaving and I am planning on becoming a pirate captain and getting killed by the English navy, those whipped bastards. My ship will be Christened "Queen Hillary's Revenge" just for laughs. I am bald but my facial hair grows furiously from my eyeballs to the bottom of my throat and the hairs are thick like wires, my body thinks the top of my head is safe and warm without hair but my cheeks and mouth need more fur then the whole body of a sloth bear. My eyebrows are getting really long and bushy so I guess I could comb them back over the top of my head. Nature finds a way.

 

[Tralfaz]

 

[FrisianDude]

I doubt beards catch fire that easily. Dryvus will know.

 

[Ambalon]

I doubt beards catch fire that easily. Dryvus will know.

I'd imagine they catch fire as easily as hair, which is quite easy.

 

[Tralfaz]

Especially after adding hairspray.

 

[Dryvus]

I doubt beards catch fire that easily. Dryvus will know.

The real question is whether you could work up that much of a blaze.

 

[Urlik]

I doubt beards catch fire that easily. Dryvus will know.

it depends on how clean the beard is.

if you have just been eating a BBQ and then done a bit of amateur fire-breathing, the beard is highly flammable.