That's how you know it's a joke! You just need to assume I'm not stupid.You're just stirring the pot, despite knowing TW could ask forum moderators to do that in an instant without any legal costs, if they cared to get down in the gutter with us.
Here's a suggestion for Roy how to avoid ending up in a Turkish prison - change the thread name to something seemingly innocent that rhymes (but is actually a hint to the real meaning), like "Bannerlord made Sargot drift".
I'm sorry. I can't (and won't) do that. Go back to your corner.