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Knight at Arms

Why did I spend my Covid time on this? Good question.
Eeyore is Derthert, because he's always doom and gloom.
Kanga is Rhagaea MOMMY
Roo is Ira for obvious reasons.
Piglet is Garios, because he's a W.Imp
Pooh is Monchug, because as we all know, Winnie the Pooh is well known for establishing a Gokturk Khaganate in the 11th century.
Tigger is Caladog, a strong, energetic, fun-filled warlord who is never tired (of telling you about the Battle of Pendraic).
Gopher is Unqid, because they're both chill dudes who hide down below and don't bother anybody.
Owl, like Lucon, is a know-it-all nerd.
Rabbit and Raganvad are both argumentative pricks that nobody likes.
Christopher Robin is the player.
You're never getting this minute of your life back.

