I get the feeling that it's been already linked, here, but it is brilliant, so I will link it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0LL6yWGRU
Look at the royalists. They look all kinds of spiffing. Dashingly handsome men in extraordinarily good-looking hats.
Then look at the roundheads. Stupid helmets with stupid pointless bars in front of their faces.
I would take the monarchy any day if it meant getting to wear hats as opposed to prison helmets. Also, who cares about parlamentarian democracy and jurisprudence? Just have their heads lopped off and be done with it!