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[Wolfang]

I was pregnant once...

To be pregnant the seed must take fruit, unfotunately this is impossible in manly men's bodies. Hence, having *** up your ass does not count.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

I always thought Bulle was a lesbian.

She goes both ways.

 

[Oyipggy]

Mother ****ing hell of God, that was...frightening?

Quit trollin'.

 

[Wolfang]

Hyp, why the warning? 

 

[Urlik]

Bulle, I really hope that karma doesn't bite your arse in the future for that.

by the time you get to my age you will probably know someone who has lost a baby or had a scare.

it is one of the worst things that can happen to a couple and isn't a topic to joke about.

if it had been true then you would have had my sympathies, but as it never happened I will have to say that you are an attention whore with little or no taste.

 

[Deloused]

you didnt keep the dead baby?? shame!

 

[AWdeV]

Also, how is baby made?

HOW IS BABBY FORMED. HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT.

In this case, she didn't.

 

[Almalexia]

So what was with that picture of you + babby then?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Hyp, why the warning? 

Lulz.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Hyp, why the warning? 

Lulz.

for teh?

 

[Regendur]

In essence, he asked for it.

 

[Alexandru_cel_Mare]

Beware of what you whish, especially whith "jokes" like this, it may one day became true.... 

 

[A_Mustang]

I'm glad I waited a couple seconds and read the next page or two of replies before i let the first post sink in... 

 

[Bulle]

So what was with that picture of you + babby then?

You mean with the baby stomach? Well, before I eat I can extend my stomach quite a lot. Like I look pregnant. Everyone in my family can do it actually. The reason to why the pregnant stuff started was because I was talking about my cravings for falafel, and someone (I think it was TDM) said that maybe I am pregnant, and I said "Actually..." and then it just continued. And now I felt like coming clean.

 

[Elenmmare]

First thought was "Wow, what a ****ing stupid move to carry a chair down while seriously pregnant." Then I decided I should feel some sort of remorse. Which I did.

That was a **** move girl.

But Urlik needs to take a dead baby chill pill.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

To be honest, living ones taste better.

 

[Bulle]

You all need to take the chillpill! Pranks is part of the culture and I'm tired of people telling me I might be pregnant due to my unhealthy relationship with falafel. Big delio anyway. But I did move with my boy to a new apartment.

 

[Earl_of_Rochester]

This is why you should always take it in the ass, it avoids the technicalities of pregnancy.

If my girlfriend ever got pregnant I'd push her down the stairs too, then maybe jump on her a little bit just to make sure.

Loves of love

EoR

 

[Bulle]

The stairs are indeed effective.

 

[Ambalon]

Wow, I didn't even know you were pretend-pregnant!

Oh, and this:

And it ends how it started, with my generic apathy.

Also, if you had lost your baby it would should be the least of your worries telling the internet people about it.