[ASS_] Alcoholic Sheep Squad

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JacketOfGreen

Grandmaster Knight
[ASS_] Alcoholic Sheep Squad
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Rules and Regulations
We only have one rule in the Alcoholic Sheep Squad; common sense! That basically means, don't be an arrogant douche. No griefing, don't piss people off deliberately or do things that might upset or annoy them. No trolling, don't be an annoying ******* and we won't hate you. Just use your brain! Instead of opening your mouth and saying really stupid ****, just think about it. We want everyone to have fun, just don't piss anyone off while you're having it, including people not in the clan. You must always respect other players and be thoughtful of what you say! So yeah, common sense.

Ranks and Roster
There are only three ranks in the ASS, they're very simple ranks and they are merely to show who is in charge. You needn't even wear these ranks in game, the truth is you can use whatever tags you want, provided you have ASS_ in front of it. For example, ASS_Lover_N00b, or just ASS_N00b, you don't have to have a rank, but we promote originality and fun so that you guys may enjoy playing with us, and just be original with your custom rank! Whilst a custom rank isn't required, it's encouraged. The three ranks we do use for the hierarchy system, though, are the following:
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Lightweight
You can just about handle your beer, congratulations! You're a lowly sheep in this world of alcoholics, and your expected to be able to fight in your seemingly drunk condition, considering how little you drank. You get drunk off the fumes! Ha! You're the recruits, you guys are trial members, but you guys could be the backbone of the ASS, so do us proud and drink fight your opponents under the table! So go out there and kick the asses of all the opponents that lay before you. Baaaaaa!
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Heavyweight
You handle your drink pretty well, and you're a hardened drinker. You could easily kick the ass of any old drinker who walks into the pub and crosses you on the wrong day - yeah, you're a bona fide bar brawler. Drunk the majority of your waking moments, I wouldn't be surprised if you collapsed on your face half the time you moved because of the levels of alcohol you'd consumed. You guys are the accepted members into ASS. So go on boys, get out there! Baaaaaaa!
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Beer King
You're been drinking alcohol since your mum put whiskey in your milk as a wee little baby, you can handle your alcohol and put them away faster than any other sheep I've seen! You can kick the living **** out of any opponents that you face in your path, but most of all you lead the regiment whilst blind drunk, having consumed lethal doses of alcohol. Congratulations, Beer King, you are leader of the clan, some call you God, everyone else, though, know you as "Baaaaa!".

So as you can see, there aren't many of us Alcoholic Sheep, but we'll still kick your asses. If you would like to join ASS, then all you need to do is come into our TeamSpeak 3 server, the IP address is 88th.ts3dns.com - you can find us there most of the time, and then you'll be given all the information you need. However, when we get a forum up and running, you'll need to post an application form there, and the link will be posted on this thread. If you would like any more information about ASS, then all you need to do is add one of the Officers (admins) from this Steam group on Steam or even just pop into TeamSpeak to enquire. We also run side-by-side with an MM regiment, the 88th "Devil's Own" Connaught Rangers. The link to their thread is here. If you're ever looking for an MM regiment, and you are a member of ASS, you will be automatically accepted into the 88th. Happy gaming!

Left Cheek
Cheek Commander: Beer King Xtrah
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Heavyweight Kiano
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Heavyweight Gwyrdh
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Heavyweight Ozzy
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Heavyweight Serth
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Lightweight Arne
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Right Cheek
Cheek Commander: None.
This cheek is uninhabited. :<


 
OMG THIS IS JUST BRILLIANTLY FUNNY :grin:

wish you all the best with this



also i know i did caps lock so bugger off telling me
 
Omg Xtrah is there, that means something big... Good luck!
 
Looks like a fun clan, good luck guys!

Hope you get enough members together to join the ENL  :grin:
 
I do get it!

Sadly it is not a comlpete joke. :sad: Unfortunately Xtrah has a serious problem with **** and being full of it. Please listen to this appeal and do what you can to ease his suffering.
 
Kiano 说:
I do get it!

Sadly it is not a comlpete joke. :sad: Unfortunately Xtrah has a serious problem with **** and being full of it. Please listen to this appeal and do what you can to ease his suffering.

Sounds constipated
 
serth 说:
Kiano 说:
I do get it!

Sadly it is not a comlpete joke. :sad: Unfortunately Xtrah has a serious problem with **** and being full of it. Please listen to this appeal and do what you can to ease his suffering.

Sounds constipated

It is constipated
 
Julian96 说:
serth 说:
Kiano 说:
I do get it!

Sadly it is not a comlpete joke. :sad: Unfortunately Xtrah has a serious problem with **** and being full of it. Please listen to this appeal and do what you can to ease his suffering.

Sounds constipated

It is constipated


Needs moar laxatives.
 
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