Yertyl
Veteran
Presented in the form of a fictional dialogue with the game.
Alright, I have built up my renown and troops, and with this legendary banner, I can become the new BANNERLORD(tm). Time to go conquer some stuff!
Haha, not so fast. To conquer that next city, you need about 3 times as many men as you can command yourself. You can make your companions troop commanders though.
Then my trusted allies shall become the generals of my armies, and the lords of my new kingdom. Let's attack!
Haha, no. Unless you are already in a kingdom, you cannot actually fight with your own troops. You basically just pay them to lower your relations with everyone via constant raiding, and to ocassionally die in an amusing and/or idiotic fashion.
Then I guess I will declare myself the new God-Emperor using this divine BANNER. Time to g...
You need a fief to do that. You need an army to take that fief. Also, everyone and their grandmother will immediately declare war on you. Good luck surviving alone against constant assaults from kingdoms 5 times your size.
(...)
So you become a vassal, yes.
Alright, I became a vassal. Time to take a city as a base for my new kingdom!
Your enthusiasm is amusing. You can take cities, but not actually for yourself. Kingdom decisions are decided by voting, and you need influence to...influence these votes.
I guess I can gather some influence too. Alright, I have a lot of influence. Can I get my city now?
Nope, you can only vote for one of three arbitrary choices that will likely exclude yourself. But please, enjoy this castle on the other side of the map, in the middle of enemy territory!
...so what is my influence actually good for?
There will occasionally be decisions on which the rest of the council is evenly split, and your vote actually matters. But very few. Mostly, you can create armies to take cities for your ruler, or propose some laws that will give your ruler even more power.
This sucks. How can I become ruler myself?
The most practical way is to start a battle with your ruler in the army, and then shoot him in the back while everyone is watching. Do that several times for good measure. Calradians are huge believers in Klingon succession methods.
All those other lords seem to love me, and I have a ton of gold and influence. Any way to use that?
You can try persuade lords to join you based on probabilities you have no way of understanding. But only after you have have left the kingdom, which costs you all your influence, and makes everyone and their grandmother attack you. And you can only talk to heads of clans. And not while they are in an army. Or your prisoner. And you have to track them down with your whole army. Calradians hate letters and messengers.
(...)
Also, if they rule even one castle, they won't join you unless you pay them a fortune 10 times larger than anything even the richest clans of Calradia can dream of.
(......)
Just try to remember the motto of the MB2 midgame: "You can only watch."
Alright, I have built up my renown and troops, and with this legendary banner, I can become the new BANNERLORD(tm). Time to go conquer some stuff!
Haha, not so fast. To conquer that next city, you need about 3 times as many men as you can command yourself. You can make your companions troop commanders though.
Then my trusted allies shall become the generals of my armies, and the lords of my new kingdom. Let's attack!
Haha, no. Unless you are already in a kingdom, you cannot actually fight with your own troops. You basically just pay them to lower your relations with everyone via constant raiding, and to ocassionally die in an amusing and/or idiotic fashion.
Then I guess I will declare myself the new God-Emperor using this divine BANNER. Time to g...
You need a fief to do that. You need an army to take that fief. Also, everyone and their grandmother will immediately declare war on you. Good luck surviving alone against constant assaults from kingdoms 5 times your size.
(...)
So you become a vassal, yes.
Alright, I became a vassal. Time to take a city as a base for my new kingdom!
Your enthusiasm is amusing. You can take cities, but not actually for yourself. Kingdom decisions are decided by voting, and you need influence to...influence these votes.
I guess I can gather some influence too. Alright, I have a lot of influence. Can I get my city now?
Nope, you can only vote for one of three arbitrary choices that will likely exclude yourself. But please, enjoy this castle on the other side of the map, in the middle of enemy territory!
...so what is my influence actually good for?
There will occasionally be decisions on which the rest of the council is evenly split, and your vote actually matters. But very few. Mostly, you can create armies to take cities for your ruler, or propose some laws that will give your ruler even more power.
This sucks. How can I become ruler myself?
The most practical way is to start a battle with your ruler in the army, and then shoot him in the back while everyone is watching. Do that several times for good measure. Calradians are huge believers in Klingon succession methods.
All those other lords seem to love me, and I have a ton of gold and influence. Any way to use that?
You can try persuade lords to join you based on probabilities you have no way of understanding. But only after you have have left the kingdom, which costs you all your influence, and makes everyone and their grandmother attack you. And you can only talk to heads of clans. And not while they are in an army. Or your prisoner. And you have to track them down with your whole army. Calradians hate letters and messengers.
(...)
Also, if they rule even one castle, they won't join you unless you pay them a fortune 10 times larger than anything even the richest clans of Calradia can dream of.
(......)
Just try to remember the motto of the MB2 midgame: "You can only watch."