Annual Off-Topic TW Awards Ceremony 2016! Main thread. READ THE ****ING OP!

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                                                Annual Off-Topic TW Awards Ceremony extravaganza!

Dryvus said:
I wouldn't have much interest in being involved in running the thing, but an annual Off-Topic TW Awards Ceremony thread would be fun, I think. With polls 'n' ****. Categories like
I found this to be a magnificent idea. And so I did it. It was arduous, annoying, hard work. But weirdly gratifying.
                                                                     
                                                                                    And now we're doing it again!
This year I hope to make even more out of it. Especially the awards ceremony. If anyone wants to help, please let me know.

                                                                  HAPPENING NOW/CURRENT STAGE:

Nomination rounds are go! Nominate someone you like, or hate, in the category you feel they belong. Sit back, and watch the hissyfits pile up. Nominations go in the other thread same as last year. Read the ****ing OP there too please! Stuff's changed and...... stuff.
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=332438.msg7863211#msg7863211

                                                                                                                                                                                     
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Pharaoh X Llandy said:
'Leading member' is somebody who takes an active part in the OT community, giving their opinion a lot, organising polls, starting thought-provoking threads... or, well, generally just threads, I guess. Taking the initiative on things, etc.

And supporting member I believe would be somebody who is reliable and sensible and will back up a 'leading member' in various ways, and who can be counted upon to do what they say they will do, etc. They might stand out from the crowd whilst still being 'one of the crowd.'



And give some praise to Jace, (and maybe a nice little donation), for the magnificent voting thingy he made. (And all the work he does with TWim), you ungrateful pig****ers!
 

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2015 Results + awards show by Jace.
Best artist
Jacobhinds 24
Merlkir 15
Si-A-erra 7
Mr. Milker 3
Tancred de Houdan 1
Total: 50

Best Avatar
Docm30 12
Jhessail 12
Amontadillo 10
Bromden 7
Teofish 6
Leprechaun 4
BenKenobi 4
Krik 1
Arvenski 1
Total: 57

Best Beard
Leifr Eiriksson 31
Zimke Zlovoljnijijjuji 13
Ektwoop 8
DatFrog 2
Total: 54

Best BoP host
Pixel 18
Eternal 18
Total: 36

Best cook in the food thread
Paula 35
Dryvus 13
Total: 48

Best Finn
Jhessail 26
Teofish (**** you Docm!) 15
Nahkuri 10
Bluehawk 5
Dinerblaster 1
Total: 57

Best Druggie/Stoner
Ektweeerrrp 20
Dryvus 19
krik 9
Bromden 5
Sockthrik 2
Total: 55

Best hot girls poster
IA 40
Dodes 8
Adorno 6
BenKenobi 2
Total: 56

Best Leading Member
Teofish 24
Jace 11
Goker 10
Amontadildo 5
Magorian 4
Eternal 3
Total: 57

Best Moderator/Admin
Llandy 23
Moss 9
Janus 8
Brutus 8
Goker 8
Si-A-erra 3
Jhessail 2
Total: 61

Best Newcomer
Anklesocksen 26
Comrade Crimson 12
Vraelomon 9
Askthepizzaguy 7
Frankish Sinatra 4
Total: 58

Best Nose Joke
Flin Flon 33
Oswald Nosley 12
Total: 45

Best nude selfie
Teofish 28
Seff 22
Total: 50

Best signature
BenKenobi 26
Bromden 13
Havoc 11
Total: 50

Best supporting member
Jacobhinds 19
Teofish 10
SacredStoneHead 9
IA 9
Hospes Fori 7
Total: 54

Best Werewolf host
Adaham 14
Ejnomad 13
Whoopin 8
Total: 35

Biggest Camwhore
Teofish 20
Llandy 12
Corndawg 12
Si-A-erra 4
SuspectDevice 2
Total: 50

Biggest Meltdown
Ringwraith 34
Matiss Veinbergs 11
Harkonette 3
BalanceOfTerror 3
Austupaio 2
Lux 1
Total: 54

Biggest Nationalistic Dorkwad
Ancalimon 21
Rebbleknight - (But for the wrong nation) 18
InfernoOfAbyss 6
Danik 5
Dirk Throbbing 3
General VonHiller 2
MyNameIsBlank 2
Total: 57

Funniest forumite
JacobHinds 18
Teofish 15
Sir Saladin 12
Ancalimon 9
Total: 54

Girliest man
Jhessail 31
Hektorella 21
Total: 52

Greatest forum team-ups or power couples
Docm30 and Bluehawk 13
Magorian and Vermillion Hawk 13
Spammasters Phonemelter and Llandy 8
Teo and Hyp in Rangers 6
The Balkan tag-team, Hyp and Vadermath 5
Dryvus and Burgess 5
Eternal and Hulksmash 3
Temuzu and Trueten 2
Pixie and Dodes 1
Austupaio and Shatari 1
Total: 57

Hairiest
Jace 27
Ektwop 17
Bromden 8
Total: 52

Head Furthest Up Own Ass
Arvondork 14
GERRY 14
Ancalimon 9
The Dark Throbbin 7
Danik 5
Saxondragon 4
Sir Hitson Winsler 3
Dryvus 1
Total: 57

Largest penis
Jhessail 19
poison Courtesan 10
Llandy 7
IA 6
Lost Lamb 4
Seff 3
Total: 49

Least Likely to be Voted For Anything
Kurczak 13
Manslayer 10
mdk31 8
Sir Prince 7
Anthropoid 6
Weaver 4
Beny 4
Denetsu 2
Total: 54

Least Reformed Idiot
Rabbleknight 17
Masterborn12 13
Ancalimon 9
Barky 8
GERRY 8
Jan Arie 2
Total: 57

Lifetime achievement award
Jace 17
Hyp/Cyborg Eastern European 11
Eternal 10
Llandy 9
Lost Lamb 5
Seff 5
Total: 57

Most Adherent to Geographical Stereotype
Leifr Eiriksson 18
Teofish 12
Gestricius 11
Ektwop 8
Sherlock Holmes 3
Pixel 3
Argeus the Paladin 1
Total: 56

Most annoying writing style
Rabbleknight 28
Cordor 9
sifis172 9
Gestricius 5
Total: 51

Most Annoying
GERRY 24
Gestricius 14
Ancalimon 11
Vraelomon 4
Total: 53

Most Celebrated Departure
GERRY 13
Matiss Veinbergs 13
Dante Alighieri 12
Danik 11
Sir_Don_Quixote 5
Total: 54

Most frequently and happily drunk
Teofish 15
Lost Lamb 12
leifr Eiriksson 11
Llandy 6
McBeverage 5
Total: 49

Most hated user that skillfully avoids warnings
Mage 40
Bubbleknight 13
Total: 53

Most helpful
Jace 18
Jacobhinds 10
Bluehawk 7
Antonis 6
IA 6
Matmohair1 6
Úlfheðinn 3
Seff 2
Total: 58

Most joyous return of prodigal forumite
Tralfaz 35
Leprechaun 12
Trevty 7
Total: 54

Most Misplaced Righteousness
Rabbleknight 43
Headmaster 9
Rams-Flon 1
Total: 53

Most Mourned Departure
Hengist 31
Burgess Winsler 11
Poison Courtesan 11
Total: 53

Most punniest punner
Anklesocksen 18
McBeverage 18
Gestricius 8
Si-A-erra 8
Total: 52

Most Reformed Idiot
Gestricius 20
Poison Courtesan 20
Vraelomon 10
Osyseuss 6
Total: 56

Most Valuable Balance of Power player
Pixel 15
BlackTide 7
Harkonette 5
Arcadius 3
CookieMuncher 3
Total: 33

Worst Name Change
Kronic -> Elisianthus 20
Hyperion -> Cyborg Eastern European 19
Rams -> Flin Flon 16
Bobthehero -> bobtheheros 8
Burgess -> Sir Hitson Winsler 1
Total: 64

Worst Beard
Pachinko 39
Vieira 12
Tralfaz 2
Total: 53

The worstest stupidest dumbest most annoying boring ass ****head forumite on the forum
Pixie! 54
Total: 54

Stupidest Argument
Gestricius and Epicrules 15
Rabbleknight 8
Barky 6
Masterborn12 6
Ancalimon 6
Ringwraith 5
Mage 4
Docm30 v/s Tiberius re: robot cars 3
Arvonderp 2
Total: 55

Soapiest!
Teofish 17
Tralfaz 15
Seff 8
Wellen 7
Urgrevling 7
Total: 54

Smallest Penis
The Dirk Bobbin' 16
Mage         13
Teofish 12
Wellen 6
Vraelomon 6
Pavlov 3
Total: 56

Mrs. Taleworldsverse
Llandy 13
Anklesocksen 11
Jhessail 10
Mrs. Dryvus 9
Sockthrik 8
Poison Courtesan 5
Fawzia 2
Total: 58

Mr. Taleworldsverse
Leifr Eiriksson 19
Pavlov 11
Teofish 8
Dryvus 6
Jock 5
IA 3
Jace 2
Total: 54

Most Valuable Werewolf player
AWdeV 8
Magorian 6
Adaham 6
SootShade 5
Xardob 4
Phonemelter 3
Whoopin 1
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2014 Results:
Best artist
Merlkir 19
Highelf 14
Athie 11
Captured Joe 8
Shalictar Hammerfall 6
Sierra 5
FFC Fritz 3
SacredStoneHead 3
Radalan 3
JacobHinds 2
Tancred de Houdan 1
Total: 75

Best Avatar
Wellenbrecher 13
Leifr Eiriksson 12
Teofish 11
Amontadillo 10
Magorian 9
Úlfheðinn 7
Bromden 7
The nutty pig 4
Moose 4
Arvondor 2
Captured Joe 2
Total: 83

Best Beard
Leifr Eirikson 25
Dryvus 18
Jace 10
Kleidophoros 9
Docm30 8
Pachinko 7
Michadr 4
Total: 81

Best cook in the food thread
Paula         36
Hengist 10
Llandy 8
Dryvus 7
Vieira 4
Menjoo 2
Total: 67

Best Druggie/Stoner
Ektwop 21
Dryvus 21
Krik 18
Amroth 7
Wolfhead 5
Cerebrum Stercora 3
SuspectDevice 2
Total: 77

Best Finn
Jace 21
Nahpooki 19
Reverend L. Lamb 14
Jhess 12
Temuzu 10
Total: 76

Best hot girls poster
IA 33
Adorno 15
Dodes 11
Paula 9
Cookie Mucher 4
Total: 72

Best Leading Member
Teofish 26
Magorian 24
Shatari 16
Eternal 8
Pixel 3
Total: 77

Best Moderator/Admin
Goker (Still counts!) 18
Moss 15
Brutus 12
LL 11
Janus 11
Llandy 10
Jhessail 7
Total: 84

Best Newcomer
RoboSenshi   35
Mrs. Dryvus   21
JacobHinds 16
Cookie Muncher 6
RainbowNaru 4
Total: 82

Best Nose Joke
Rams         52
Teofish 20
Total: 72

Best nude selfie
Teofish 27
Dryvus 27
Jace 9
Lyze 9
Nipplemelter 3
Total: 75

Best signature
Wellenbrecher 16
Úlfheðinn 15
Magorian 13
Hyperion/Cyborg Eastern European 11
Wolfhead 5
Jock 2
Total: 62

Best supporting member
Monty 34
Vieira 20
Sierra 14
Eino 3
Total: 71

Best song in the song thread
Nahkuri 14
Bromden 10
Ektwop 9
Dryvus 8
SacredStoneHead 7
Teofish 5
Urgrevling 3
Total: 56

Biggest Camwhore
Trevty 30
Corndawg 26
Athie 15
Total: 71

Biggest Nationalistic Dorkwad
Ancalimon 23
Gestricius 19
Wismar 17
Danik 12
maw 4
Total: 75

FBI's favourite poster
Llandy 31
Folthrik 18
Bulle 17
Paula 5
Total: 71

Funniest forumite
Burgass/Hitson Winsler 23
Orchid 17
Dryvus 15
BenKenobi 10
Seff 9
Vieira 3
Total: 77
Girliest man
Athie 40
Pavlov 19
Corndawg 10
SuspectDevice 7
Total: 76

Hairiest
Jace 38
Ektwop 24
Bromden 13
Total: 75

Head Furthest Up Own Ass
Odyseuss 24
RabbleKnight 23
Athie 23
Vermillion Hawk 11
Total: 81

Least Reformed Idiot
Danik           50
Vermillion Hawk 22
Total: 72

Largest penis
Pavlov 40
Seff         18
Dryvus 14
Total: 72

Lifetime achievement award
Goker 41
Jace 26
Llandy 9
Total: 76

Most Annoying
Odyseuss 30
Gestricius 23
rbcarter 9
Ancalimon 7
Trevty 6
Total: 75

Most Celebrated Departure
"Uncle" Godfrey 22
Dante Alighieri 14
Trevty 12
Falkner 10
Thane Delphi 8
General von Hiller 4
bajatmerc 3
Winterz 2
Riflemerc 2
clayton117 1
Total: 78

Most frequently and happily drunk
Úlfheðinn 34
Ektwop 24
Amroth 8
Total: 66

Most joyous return of prodigal forumite
Leprechaun 33
Amroth 29
ComingWinter 8
Total: 70

Most Mourned Departure
Tralfaz 25
Austupaio 11
Argeus the Paladin 10
Rams 9
Kleidophoros 8
ComingWinter 7
Trevty 6
Amroth 2
Total: 78

Most Misplaced Righteousness
Ektwop 33
Captured Joe 24
Dante Alighieri 14
Total: 71

Most neutral/average forumite
DoctorPainkiller 21
Vieira         17
Epicrules 15
Madoc 13
Rallix         6
Total: 72

Most Reformed Idiot
Pachinko 41
Harkonette 26
Gestricius 9
Total: 76

Most punniest punner
McBeverage  54
Sierra    9
Vieira           7
Total:   70

Most Valuable Balance of Power player
Austupaio 23
Shatari 23
Pixel 15
Total: 61

Most Valuable Werewolf player
Magorian 30
Xardob 15
Icy fresh Werewolf 9
Adaham 5
Total: 59

Mr. Taleworldsverse
Leifr Eiriksson 35
Teofish 24
BenKenobi 16
Total: 75

Mrs. Taleworldsverse
Mrs. Dryvus 22
Folthrik 16
Llandy 11
Athie 9
Harkonette 8
Bulle 4
Paula 4
Sibylla 3
Total: 77

Smallest Penis
Cookie Eating Huskarl 30
FrisianDude 20
Pixel 18
Total: 68

Soapiest!
Kobrag 26
Lyze 14
Teo 13
Bobthehero 9
SuspectDevice 9
Total: 71

Stupidest Argument
Ancalimon 40
Odyseuss 22
Danik         11
Total: 73

The worstest stupidest dumbest most annoying boring ass ****head forumite on the forum
Pixie! 73
Total: 73

Worst Beard
Pachinko 52
Ektwop 14
Michadr 6
Total: 72

Worst Name Change
Elisanthus 31
Gestricius 22
Rabbleknight 14
Bobthehero(s) 9
Total: 76
 

romandude

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*Ody stabs Teo*

*Realizes Teo is invincible*

No.... He's the best forumite....

*Ody commits seppeku*
 

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You didn't have to put it so bluntly. I know me no the brightiest of peeplesses. :cry:
 

romandude

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You're smarter then me. I've got the brains of a bucket of nails :razz:

I was beaten by a 6th Grade team in a Canadian Military History trivia competition. I live for military history.

In fairness I won 80% of our teams points...  :razz:
 

Pixel

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Uh.

Anyway.

Why have a complicated nomination system, just have it so that if a certain amount of people agree that someone should be nominated for whichever category that they become a nominee.
 

Dryvus

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When should the awards be held? How long should voting be open? All at once or one at a time (that's what she said)?

Teofish said:
I found this to be a magnificent idea. I'll have to think of a good and non-anoyingly cloggy way of taking nominations before we really hit it off. But at least it's started. If anyone has any bright ideas, or any suggestions for more categories, please do let me know so I can stop all that pesky thinking.
Yeah that's why I didn't want to make the thread. Gathering data would be time-consuming and involve correspondence. I prefer to make suggestions and avoid conflicting ideas in creative process.
 
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I nominate Pachinko for Most Reformed Idiot.

More categories could be: Biggest Nationalist and Most Vocal/Crazy Conspiracy Theorist.

I also propose a Swimsuit Contest.
 

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Pimple_of_Pixels said:
For the umpteenth time I'm not even a real Mexican :sad:
Why'd you think it's so much fun calling you one?

Pimple_of_Pixels said:
Why have a complicated nomination system, just have it so that if a certain amount of people agree that someone should be nominated for whichever category that they become a nominee.
because I want something that doesn't require me to skim through dozens of pages every other day and constantly update the OP like the singing thread.
Though I suppose it's not really avoidable.

TheFlyingFishy said:
I nominate Pachinko for Most Reformed Idiot.

More categories could be: Biggest Nationalist and Most Vocal/Crazy Conspiracy Theorist.

I also propose a Swimsuit Contest.
Definitely.

Agreed.

Aren't I the only one in that category so far?

Dryvus said:
When should the awards be held? How long should voting be open? All at once or one at a time (that's what she said)?
I'll gladly take suggestions as to this. Stop just being a problem-pointer-outer.