Animal porn

[calandale]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7378196.stm

I figure we need a thread like this.

 

[Guan_Chung]

I hate you Cal. I'm so terrified of spiders...

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Wuss.
Light talking, never heard of anything like that before.
Calandale posted something informative...

 

[calandale]

I've posted THIS one before,
but it's SO ****in' hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSW9kWIRCOQ

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I found it quite beautiful strangely enough, short of arousing however.

 

[Lord Mur]

I've posted THIS one before,
but it's SO ****in' hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSW9kWIRCOQ

...
You've destroyed my night. I shall dream of nothing but slugs having sex, now.

 

[calandale]

Once you start masturbating to them,
you'll feel better.

 

[Instag0]

I got hard from that.

 

[Taal]

It.. it was beautiful, poetic even..


EDIT: Okay, maybe my girlfriend doesn't like the idea of having slimey mucus mid-air slug sex..

 

[Swadius 2.0]

I've posted THIS one before,
but it's SO ****in' hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSW9kWIRCOQ

Out of all the species I've witnessed on earth having intercourse, that is the most beautiful mating sequence I've ever seen.
Thank's Calandale 

 

[Cleaning agent]

Damn, having a **** like that would open up so many possibilties for gangbangs.

 

[calandale]

EDIT: Okay, maybe my girlfriend doesn't like the idea of having slimey mucus mid-air slug sex..

I think it's time to consider your options.

Out of all the species I've witnessed on earth having intercourse, that is the most beautiful mating sequence I've ever seen.
Thank's Calandale 

You're welcome, but please keep your superfluous apostrophe.

 

[calandale]

Fine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-FdZiUFRP0&feature=related


Mammals are BORING.


How about a little bestiality?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZzBoTGyLM4&feature=related

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Out of all the species I've witnessed on earth having intercourse, that is the most beautiful mating sequence I've ever seen.
Thank's Calandale 

You're welcome, but please keep your superfluous apostrophe.

That wouldn't have happened if I wasn't so distraught over the initial lack of arousing animal yiffing.

 

[Yeyinde]

Their boners are where their ears should be!

I want a prehensile, transparent blue tentacle boner on the side of my head too!

 

[Lt. of the tower]

Fine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-FdZiUFRP0&feature=related

Mammals are BORING.

How about a little bestiality?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZzBoTGyLM4&feature=related

 

[Janus]

Hmm, to spice it up with some S&M you could sprinkle a bit of salt on their cocks.

EDIT: did I really just post that?

 

[Lord Mur]

Hmm, to spice it up with some S&M you could sprinkle a bit of salt on their cocks.

EDIT: did I really just post that?

I'm laughing and crying while doing so



Edit: Sigged

 

[Areze]

Hmm, to spice it up with some S&M you could sprinkle a bit of salt on their cocks.

EDIT: did I really just post that?

HEY LOOK! There goes my notion that Janus was the most 'ram-rod' moderator here.

 

[calandale]

Hmm, to spice it up with some S&M you could sprinkle a bit of salt on their cocks.

EDIT: did I really just post that?

*spicy camper* indeed.