Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

[Orion]

I'll take a quality movie over one of those any day. And I'm not ashamed of being European.

You asked to be enlightened. Also, are you insinuating that all Europeans will take a quality movie over one of the aforementioned movies? And that you aren't ashamed of that?

If you ask me, you're full of **** my friend.

By the way, Chuck Norris might be an internet legend, but realistically, anyone with experience in something like muay thai would be able to beat him nowadays. Of course, since we're talking unreasoning animals versus Stallone with an M60 versus Chuck Norris, I'm assuming that this thread will win in a contest of stupidity.

 

[forksaint]

I thought you all were American and looking down on me because I can't enjoy the beauty of the obviously retarded.
And seeing as you actually watch a lot of American commercials, I think it was justified.

Well, if you like "tactically mindless" movies, I will suggest this one:



They're actually trying to be serious, and the protagonist is also the producer of the movie.

Deprived of intelligent plot, it features special effects like rockets being launched from the air intakes of a Sikorsky transport helicopter,
and select quotes like "With all due respect sir, I'm a bodybuilder, not a runner" (heavily accented)
While the pic on the cover promises action in the form of jet planes and tanks, guess what? Nowhere to be found.
However, an old Volvo has been painted camo and mounted with searchlights. The end of the movie shows it off in a priceless manner.

It's no fun when they have the money to make quality movies and still don't.

 

[Nethros]

Anyway, back to serious animal fights to the death.

 

[forksaint]

Easy. The bear would die anyway, so let's say the cobra somehow manages to survive the stomping.
I see that as the only way any of them could "win".

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I'll take a quality movie over one of those any day. And I'm not ashamed of being European.

You asked to be enlightened. Also, are you insinuating that all Europeans will take a quality movie over one of the aforementioned movies? And that you aren't ashamed of that?

If you ask me, you're full of **** my friend.

By the way, Chuck Norris might be an internet legend, but realistically, anyone with experience in something like muay thai would be able to beat him nowadays. Of course, since we're talking unreasoning animals versus Stallone with an M60 versus Chuck Norris, I'm assuming that this thread will win in a contest of stupidity.

Says the anti-British racist.


I'm not sure about this, would the snake be able to sink it's teeth in or not that's the question. I'd imagine bears skin to be tough, not to mention the fur.

 

[leprechaun]

I don't know if the snake'd get through the thick fur, really.

 

[forksaint]

Edit: I found out the King Cobra has half-inch-long fangs.
It is therefore incapable of killing it if it can't reach up to the bear's nose.