Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

[Hidrogeno]

Honestly, I have the inclination to start an "Extinct Animal Death Match" that includes the biggest and baddest of extinct creatures (including a description of their fighting style). ...Should I try it?

 

[Vovolov]

I say: go for it. I'm wondering who'd win: T-Rex vs Spinosaurus (although I might have been misinformed by Jurassic Park,  )

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I say, why the **** not. Course we don't really know anything about them so it wouldn't have any facts in it  whatsoever.

 

[Yeyinde]

Doesn't have to to be awesome, though.

 

[calandale]

This a free for all?

In which case, I go for the Kanga's,
as they can stay out of the fight the easiest,
and clean up what remains.

 

[Oubliette]

The kangaroos would have also evolved during that space of time to a point where they can kill the other animals with healing crystals, tupperware and other useful inventions that intelligence yields...

 

[calandale]

They already can.

 

[Raz]

What I don't get is that you guys take things WAY out of context. Animals aren't as intelligent as us humans. They don't use similar and a big variety of tactics as we do. Keep the arguments within boundaries of typical behaviour of said animal please.

 

[calandale]

This game makes no sense then.
Some of these animals simply wouldn't
even attack.

It's perfectly reasonable to assume that the
Roo's would stay out of the fray, as long as
possible. They are not that agressive.

 

[Raz]

You've got a point there, but some things just go too far, like with the 8 cooperating eagles wearing a bear down and stuff.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Well in real circumstances they wouldn't be fighting at all. If they were in an enclosed space and aggressive and for some reason not allowed to attack each other, they'd all go for the bear.

 

[calandale]

You've got a point there, but some things just go too far, like with the 8 cooperating eagles wearing a bear down and stuff.

I don't buy that one, on
other grounds. The bear
could just as easily curl in a
ball, and be immune.

 

[Nethros]

Time for Match 4.

 

[Yeyinde]

However much I want the Werewolves to win, Kobrag'd just assrape and/or lung-**** one of them, and the others would die of fear.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I have no idea who Kobrag is, I was on one of my TW breaks then. Someone give me the gist of him?

 

[Oubliette]

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,21561.msg467504.html#msg467504

I think Kobrag would voluntarily lose this one (in a werewolf gangbang) in order to become a werewolf himself, and seek pleasure in his new furry form.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Oh my lord. No wonder he's such a leviathan on these forums.

 

[Adaham]

Is any of those competitors by any chance herbalized? That would make a difference...

Besides, Kobrag is a Werewolf himself, so I guess he'd lose after all.

 

[Oposum]

I suppose Kobrag couldn't spam werewolves to death, so he is going to die.

 

[calandale]

Kobrag. The poor little furry pups
don't stand a chance.

They'd be retching at the foul
acts he'd commit on them.