An interesting find...

[italiano]

The downside is that he got ass fingered

Many guys wouldn't consider that a downside. Also, a girl who sticks her finger in your arse is usually willing to do plenty of other things.

 

[Balinux]

Unfortunately it seems she wasn't kinky enought for the moment.

 

[David Derde]

Maybe make her watch Two Girls One Cup
a couple of times to get her in the mood next time.

 

[LavaLampMaster]

I'm pretty sure that this is one of the greatest sexual events of all time, and it teaches one of the cardinal rules of mandom; Always Remember to take a Pre-Game Dump.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Guys... how is this funny?

It's absolutely sick. The poor guy not only lost his girlfriend, he also had an incredibly painful anal discharge and ruined his first sex experience...

Wow. That didn't make me laugh. It just reminded me of the fact that my gut's full of worms. **** problems are not funny, because dealing with them involves... getting your hands dirty.

You have worms? My DOG has worms.
You disgust me. Filthy little bastard.

Way to make me feel better about it... *******. 

 

[Ilex]

WHAT? There's a cure for that? AND I'VE HAD MY ASS TORN ASUNDER BY AN IMMENSE LOG OF **** EVERY WEEK!




(well not really, but would've been awesome).

 

[mrcrotch]

Guys... how is this funny?

It's absolutely sick. The poor guy not only lost his girlfriend, he also had an incredibly painful anal discharge and ruined his first sex experience...

Wow. That didn't make me laugh. It just reminded me of the fact that my gut's full of worms. **** problems are not funny, because dealing with them involves... getting your hands dirty.

You have worms? My DOG has worms.
You disgust me. Filthy little bastard.

Way to make me feel better about it... *******. 

Don't worry. The celebrities do it.

 

[Locke Foreer]

Christ, that was indeed the true meaning of the word Epic.

 

[HardCode]

AHAHAHA! While obviously a made-up story, I'm friggin' laughing my ass off right now!

 

[Jaquestrap]

Funny, but I remember reading this the first time about two years ago on one forum, and then later on another, which I think was the original, cause the post date was pretty old, and the guy said he made it up.

 

[David Derde]

Guys... how is this funny?

It's absolutely sick. The poor guy not only lost his girlfriend, he also had an incredibly painful anal discharge and ruined his first sex experience...

Wow. That didn't make me laugh. It just reminded me of the fact that my gut's full of worms. **** problems are not funny, because dealing with them involves... getting your hands dirty.

You have worms? My DOG has worms.
You disgust me. Filthy little bastard.

Way to make me feel better about it... *******. 

It's a public service. I go round insulting worm-infested dirtbags for free. 

 

[Dain Ironfoot]

Funny, but I remember reading this the first time about two years ago on one forum, and then later on another, which I think was the original, cause the post date was pretty old, and the guy said he made it up.

Yeah I've seen it crop up a few times too.

Seems to entertain some people though..

 

[italiano]

Funny, but I remember reading this the first time about two years ago on one forum, and then later on another, which I think was the original, cause the post date was pretty old, and the guy said he made it up.

Yeah I've seen it crop up a few times too.

Seems to entertain some people though..

I'd be surprised if it was true, although I'm sure it has actually happened (it's a big world - everything happens to someone).

 

[Cleaning agent]

Guys... how is this funny?

It's absolutely sick. The poor guy not only lost his girlfriend, he also had an incredibly painful anal discharge and ruined his first sex experience...

Wow. That didn't make me laugh. It just reminded me of the fact that my gut's full of worms. **** problems are not funny, because dealing with them involves... getting your hands dirty.

You have worms? My DOG has worms.
You disgust me. Filthy little bastard.

Way to make me feel better about it... *******. 

It's a public service. I go round insulting worm-infested dirtbags for free. 

It's quite obviously a way of compensating for never having had a girlfriend, or some other unrelated insult that belittles your manhood in some mildly insulting way!!111

(I don't really mind that much, don't worry KoC  Besides, I got a pill to take, and I think they may be gone now, so huzzah and hooray!)

 

[David Derde]

I don't know why, but I'm reminded of
House of Cards, by Madina Lake:

I take some pills
'cause my mindarse bleeds...

 

[Cleaning agent]

I don't know why, but I'm reminded of
House of Cards, by Madina Lake:

I take some pills
'cause my mindarse bleeds...

Nah, my ass hasn't bled yet.

It's been dropping worms for a few days though, which is charming, as you can well imagine 

 

[mrcrotch]

Pretend they're strings of spagetti.

 

[Cleaning agent]

That are one centimetre long and wriggle?

Doubt it.

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

Unpleasant.

 

[David Derde]

Wash 'em, boil em, and serve 'em up
to someone you don't like. Pretend it
was spaghetti that got a bit broken.