Amazing rant

[Parity]

One of my admins told me to check out a guy called Bruce_the_almighty that was online today on my server, and when I went down the log file... holy **** this guy loves to talk. I found it a little bit entertaining to read so here's some of it.

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18:12:54 - Bruce_the_almighty has joined the game with ID: *****
18:13:27 - [Bruce_the_almighty] YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED!!! EVAN!! ALMIGHTY!! BUT HERES BRUCE ALMIGHTY""!!!!
18:14:18 - [Bruce_the_almighty] I AM GODD YOU INSOLENT BASTARD!!!
18:14:34 - [Bruce_the_almighty] lol im jokin im actually a ravvit
18:14:46 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i am a mushroom sometimes with pastry
18:14:52 - [Bruce_the_almighty] do you like carpets!
18:14:57 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i love carpets
18:15:09 - [Bruce_the_almighty] ohhh ohh and i love sand ohh the blowing sand!
18:15:17 - [Bruce_the_almighty] why  am i naked!
18:15:20 - [Bruce_the_almighty] why!
18:15:24 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i remember !!
18:15:38 - [Bruce_the_almighty] damn never go to a chinese!!
18:15:46 - *DEAD* [Bruce_the_almighty] i want ur bread!!
18:16:04 - [Bruce_the_almighty] guys im not insane am i?
18:16:13 - [Bruce_the_almighty] im just a tad normal eh?
18:16:28 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i have travveled in space!!!
18:16:45 - [Bruce_the_almighty] u did i am a horse!
18:16:52 - *DEAD* [Bruce_the_almighty] i freakin love grass!
18:17:25 - [Bruce_the_almighty] give mee that weapon insolent child!
18:17:47 - [Bruce_the_almighty] woah woah woah
18:17:58 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i nwws more cheese! holy shiza a cow!
18:18:09 - [Bruce_the_almighty] carpets! carpets! oh the lovely chairs!
18:18:12 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i love wool!
18:18:20 - [Bruce_the_almighty] scottish camels!!
18:18:28 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i love camel ears!
18:18:34 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i eat them once you know!
18:18:40 - [Bruce_the_almighty] oh thei r yum!
18:18:47 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i love the sand!
18:18:50 - [Bruce_the_almighty] and the sea!
18:18:57 - [Bruce_the_almighty] oh darling ocean!
18:19:11 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i have a crossbow in my buttocks!!
18:19:22 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i will kill myself!!!!
18:19:33 - *DEAD* [Bruce_the_almighty] watch me fly!!
18:20:09 - *DEAD* [Bruce_the_almighty] i want ur yum yums!
18:20:42 - [Bruce_the_almighty] jeeze but arent i so normal to these pathetic humans? im an aestroid btw coming from planet x267g
18:22:45 - [Bruce_the_almighty] ok guys stop killin me and ILL STOP TALKING DEAL!!!!
18:23:15 - [Utlaginn_Valtyr] needed to end your suffering man /:
18:23:19 - [Bruce_the_almighty] THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:26 - [Bruce_the_almighty] IM AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:33 - [Bruce_the_almighty] PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
18:23:52 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> boss948ger
18:23:55 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> TheKaiser96
18:24:01 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> JohnRambo
18:24:04 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> Utlaginn_Valtyr
18:24:08 - *DEAD* [Utlaginn_Valtyr] HOYL **** D:
18:24:10 - JohnRambo started a poll to ban player Bruce_the_almighty.
18:24:30 - [Bruce_the_almighty] SEE!!! I AM A PROFFESER!
18:24:36 - [Bruce_the_almighty] I INVISAGED UR DEATHS!

He went on and on.

 

[Jon Snow]

Hahaha! I love the part where he kills four dudes and claims he's a prophet (or "professer"). For the rest of it he's just trying a bit too hard.

 

[tyrannicide]

18:19:33 - *DEAD* [Bruce_the_almighty] watch me fly!!

ROFLLMAO!

 

[kahael]

18:23:19 - [Bruce_the_almighty] THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:26 - [Bruce_the_almighty] IM AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:33 - [Bruce_the_almighty] PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
18:23:52 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> boss948ger
18:23:55 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> TheKaiser96
18:24:01 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> JohnRambo
18:24:04 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> Utlaginn_Valtyr
18:24:08 - *DEAD* [Utlaginn_Valtyr] HOYL **** D:

My favorite part. This guy's hilariousss!

 

[Incognita]

:O
I aspire to be this man!

 

[dragoon47]

What an idiot!

You can't ban a personality of that magnitude!

 

[Zolcos]

The real question is, what was his kdr

 

[inox_ionizer]

Scottish camels?!

 

[Mulek]

Me love meself some Scottish camel ears. 

 

[Morphine]

haha nice xD very creative guy

 

[Marcus Brutus]

This looks like a kind of guy that would fit well into the Kocken Cult 

 

[Gurnisson]

18:23:19 - [Bruce_the_almighty] THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:26 - [Bruce_the_almighty] IM AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:33 - [Bruce_the_almighty] PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
18:23:52 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> boss948ger
18:23:55 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> TheKaiser96
18:24:01 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> JohnRambo
18:24:04 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> Utlaginn_Valtyr
18:24:08 - *DEAD* [Utlaginn_Valtyr] HOYL **** D:

My favorite part. This guy's hilariousss!

Second that! 

 

[Subuatai]

18:22:45 - [Bruce_the_almighty] ok guys stop killin me and ILL STOP TALKING DEAL!!!!
18:23:15 - [Utlaginn_Valtyr] needed to end your suffering man /:
18:23:19 - [Bruce_the_almighty] THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:26 - [Bruce_the_almighty] IM AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:23:33 - [Bruce_the_almighty] PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
18:23:52 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> boss948ger
18:23:55 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> TheKaiser96
18:24:01 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> JohnRambo
18:24:04 - Bruce_the_almighty <img=ico_swordtwo> Utlaginn_Valtyr
18:24:08 - *DEAD* [Utlaginn_Valtyr] HOYL **** D:

Doubt anyone expected brucie could do that 

 

[Mulek]

Doubt anyone expected brucie could do that 

Kill four people?

 

[Taimat396]

S'not that impressive, ask Captain lust or Bigmac about my rageround at the end of our last training on port assault Did **** all game, then someone teamkilled me, I went on a quick rant and...Ran up the path, killed four people then ran into the archerhouse and slaughtered everyone Vs Vaegirs, to boot

 

[Gurnisson]

S'not that impressive, ask Captain lust or Bigmac about my rageround at the end of our last training on port assault Did **** all game, then someone teamkilled me, I went on a quick rant and...Ran up the path, killed four people then ran into the archerhouse and slaughtered everyone Vs Vaegirs, to boot

If you're the real deal, you would have punched them to death...

 

[Mulek]

S'not that impressive, ask Captain lust or Bigmac about my rageround at the end of our last training on port assault Did **** all game, then someone teamkilled me, I went on a quick rant and...Ran up the path, killed four people then ran into the archerhouse and slaughtered everyone Vs Vaegirs, to boot

I still have a log screenshot from beta days when I raged and killed 7 or something guys in one round. We were down to 2v7, me cav, my inf friend surrounded. I killed two or something, friend got killed, I totaled the rest 

 

[MadocComadrin]

18:14:34 - [Bruce_the_almighty] lol im jokin im actually a ravvit
18:14:46 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i am a mushroom sometimes with pastry
...
18:15:17 - [Bruce_the_almighty] why  am i naked!
18:15:20 - [Bruce_the_almighty] why!
18:15:24 - [Bruce_the_almighty] i remember !!
18:15:38 - [Bruce_the_almighty] damn never go to a chinese!!

Anyone know what a ravvit is?...or why a mushroom would want a pastry?
And never go to a Chinese what?! I must know...this could be invaluable, life-saving wisdom !!!

 

[Jon Snow]

Rabbit...cornish pasty with mushrooms in it or a beef wellington with chopped mushrooms inside the pastry...chinese takeaway.

Basically, a man whose mind follows his stomach.

 

[robbyg]

S'not that impressive, ask Captain lust or Bigmac about my rageround at the end of our last training on port assault Did **** all game, then someone teamkilled me, I went on a quick rant and...Ran up the path, killed four people then ran into the archerhouse and slaughtered everyone Vs Vaegirs, to boot

If you're the real deal, you would have punched them to death...

Ahh yes.. one day i will be so angry that i will drop my weapon and chamber block every attack on me with my bare fists and WIN!