Am I the weird one?

[Sir Saladin]

I logged on to the internet and there was a headline that read "Eartha Kitt dies from colon cancer at the age of 81." If I had written it I would have wrote "Eartha Kitt has died, she was 81." Who needs an autopsy report? Is that for the people who want to dance on someone's grave? Haha! Serves her right for drinking and smoking!

 

[G36E]

Well, some people like to differentiate between "Died to a shotgun shell" and "Died in bed".

 

[Archonsod]

Well look at it this way, which news story are you more likely to click on:


Hollywood Actress Dies

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[Sir Saladin]

Better yet how about C list celebrity is dead after three day orgy that ends in shotgun murder at the age of eighty one! Edited to remove quotation marks.

 

[Cymro]

Well look at it this way, which news story are you more likely to click on:


Hollywood Actress Dies

Hollywood Legend in Bestiality Related Dwarf Sex Orgy Suicide Shocker

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The third one