Alyssa = WHAT

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Sorry, I just never thought of that word as a bad one.  :oops:
Grimbarian dialect, I suppose.
 
The Mercenary said:
Actually bi. Same sexuality as me, considering the character's meant to be a cameo for me.
Bi here to >.< Though us guys don't get the same awesome rumors you girls get... bastards :p
 
Edited to suit. I still don't see why there should be any fuss- I mean, speaking as somebody who has Alyssa in his army, she's easily capable of hacking apart anybody who tries to make an issue of it.
 
She's a very capable fighter, but she's not on par with the Dark Knight Lords, anything above the rank of Knight-Master in the Dark Knight army, anything above like 7th tier, or 3rd tier Nobles, or any of the Kings. She is superior to most units in the game though.
 
Depends on the gear. I mean, what I saw when I got her was that she's five levels above me, has better gear in some cases, and has some skills that are beyond the maximum I can get. Useful skills, too. I don't care if it did cost 80% of my wallet to get her on board; she is hellaciously worth it. Frankly, I think the only reason she doesn't completely outshine me in battle is because by the time my army arrives I've shot the horses out from underneath just about everybody (you could attach rockets to a Spirited Courser and it wouldn't go any faster) and... Well, I think most of us know what the charge of 50+ Lady Knights does to infantry.

I mean, I've heard of rolling out the red carpet, but this is ridiculous...

At any rate. Doubtless she does fall to pieces against anything above a Knight-Master, but that's in a fair fight. You know, those horrible, risky things that any sane person strives to avoid at all costs.
 
DamienZharkoff said:
Bi here to >.< Though us guys don't get the same awesome rumors you girls get... bastards :p

Yes you do. I'm actually doing research for a huge article about masculine bisexuality, covering the whole history of mankind.
From Sumer & Babylon to DamienZharkoff himself. Yes, sir.
The people I'm working with are very excited about this, and, as I get more knowledge on the subject, I get a lot of questions from females.
Their eyes are glowing, I'm tellin' ya.

Anyway, I discovered Judith Butler's Queer theory in the process, and found it immensely interesting.
Why would people have to label and conform themselves according to their gender and sexual fantasies/preferences?
 
Somehow no one answered the first question, eh?

Anubis said:
I just read in the FAQ that Alyssa spends money on women? how? why?
It's just the dialog when you hire her. Nothing in-game really.
Hasn't Jinnai written this little code for one of Ruthven's mods where you actually can have sex...? Now how about.. :mrgreen:
Nah, just kidding. We're all professionals here, are we?
 
It cuts to a scene in which there's one person lying on the other and they're both moving in suggestive manners. It also plays the woman_snd_hit, because they hired porn stars to record the female sounds.
 
:smile:

Speaking of "woman_snd_hit", it has always disturbed me that the female troops have no cry of triumph when the battle is done...you ride around and inspect your troops, and there are the poor mute dears, gesticulating wildly, but in a rather restrained manner. Can someone step up and record a female battle cry?

 
The Mercenary said:
It cuts to a scene in which there's one person lying on the other and they're both moving in suggestive manners. It also plays the woman_snd_hit, because they hired porn stars to record the female sounds.

I've always wondered why in every game ever made, every time a woman gets hit it sounds like they ripped the sound clip right out of some random porn.
 
Mythos said:
The Mercenary said:
It cuts to a scene in which there's one person lying on the other and they're both moving in suggestive manners. It also plays the woman_snd_hit, because they hired porn stars to record the female sounds.

I've always wondered why in every game ever made, every time a woman gets hit it sounds like they ripped the sound clip right out of some random porn.
You just read this wrong. Male human are genetically programmed to read evry femine expresion as an invitation to sex  :wink:
 
Nah. Generally if I express my anger via a snap kick to the chest, they get the hint. Normal talking and expressions of enjoyment are also normally not construed by my friends as invitations for sex.

Then again, you could just hang out with really bad friends.
 
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