[Adventure Net] The Road to Rulership

[Corndawg]

Greetings, traveler, and welcome to Adventure Net!

I will be your guide, spinning the tales of your journeys as you hand me the basics. I do, however, have a few rules we should go over first.

Rules

• All instructions should be formatted in CAPITAL LETTERS
• You may add onto instructions that have been given, but I will only follow them up to a certain point
• Also, you may not modify someone's instructions
• Every action has a certain success or failure rate randomly determined by me. Once that is set, I will roll a d100 d20 to find out if you succeed
• I'm going to make it tough to die
• This is a fantasy setting

There may be more rules that crop up over time, and some may change, but that is what we have for now. Let us begin.

隐藏: Post List

Your Quest
Your name, and the beginning of an adventure
A passage is found!
A weapon (of sorts) and the first steps
Ignoring the obvious
Course corrections and charisma bonuses
Sunlight, and something else
Barrel roll fail #1 and the prostitute
The prostitute, the power of conscience, and the exit
Escaping the storm
Going inn
Food, drink, and conversation
A tense moment and a proposal
Big McLarge-Huge's first quest
Some rest, some satisfaction, a touch of murder, and some gear
Onward to...square one?
Vengeance, a child, and a lack of magic
Freeing the child and almost pulling an Arv
Some explanation and some sympathy
Forging a bond and reckless abandon
Testing the bond
Cornered!
Who said that?
Where are we?
Back inn for payment and planning
The Adorable Adventures of Tiny McThin-Small
Hitting the road
Breakfast, practice, and back on the trail
Family matters and more voices
A magnificent and useless aerial spectacle
Time skip and the Duke's castle
Entering the castle
The Duke...
...is an *******
**** gets real
Big McLarge-Huge, defender of children and maker of orphans
Escape!
Saviors
Family reunion
An explanation
The Order of the Snowflake
Snappy McAss-Hat's message
Skillets
A third option
Taking said third option
Names and GOBLINS
CHAAAAAARGE
Searching and more Snappy
Familiar territory
Babe McBarely-Legal
Things that go bump in the night
A new companion and griffons
Burial and prayers
Dude WTF?!
Frostmourne's hunger
A different explanation
Incontinence failed
On the road again
Sargo

Who are you, and what is your quest?

 

[crodio]

My name is ñoño

 

[Xardob]

MY QUEST IS TO RULE THE WORLD.

Why start small?

 

[Corndawg]

MY QUEST IS TO RULE THE WORLD.

That is a gargantuan quest, traveler! How do you intend to start on this journey?

Also, what is your name?

 

[Adaham]

BIG MCLARGE-HUGE

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

I WANT TO START SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I AM TO RULE THE WORLD, WHAT EASIER AND BETTER PLACE TO START THAN WITH THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON EARTH?

 

[CryoNomad]

I WANT TO START SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I AM TO RULE THE WORLD, WHAT EASIER AND BETTER PLACE TO START THAN WITH THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON EARTH?

SOMEWHERE FIGHTING ISIS!

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

(Look no, let's keep this medieval'ish please)

 

[Corndawg]

I WANT TO START SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I AM TO RULE THE WORLD, WHAT EASIER AND BETTER PLACE TO START THAN WITH THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON EARTH?

Sorry traveler, you don't get to decide that. Also, I do not know where this "FRANCE" is.

BIG MCLARGE-HUGE

Greetings, Big McLarge-Huge! A name worthy of an adventurer for sure!

C A L C U L A T I N G . . .

Well, Big McLarge-Huge, it appears the God of Numbers has smiled upon you today. You are a valiant knight! You have years of combat experience under your belt as well as a respectable amount of knowledge, wisdom, and cunning. The question is: will you use your skills for good, or bad? We shall find out.

C A L C U L A T I N G . . .

You awaken to darkness, save for some light coming from a hatch above you. You wear only a potato sack. Looking around the room you notice a ladder leading up to the hatch, a few boxes stacked against the far wall, and the hard earth beneath your feet. You are sitting up on a bed made of straws with a blanket thrown over it. You do not know where you are, nor how you got here, but you do know that you are a brave and powerful knight who is annoyed that he ended up here.

What will you do, traveler?

 

[CryoNomad]

(Look no, let's keep this medieval'ish please)

(I was just answering your question on biggest pussies.)

 

[Untitled.]

INVESTIGATE BOXES. PUT STRAW IN MOUTH BECAUSE BADASS.

 

[CryoNomad]

AND EQUIP BLANKET. I AM THINKING MAKE IT A PONCHO.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

I WANT TO START SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I AM TO RULE THE WORLD, WHAT EASIER AND BETTER PLACE TO START THAN WITH THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON EARTH?

Sorry traveler, you don't get to decide that. Also, I do not know where this "FRANCE" is.

MY QUEST IS TO RULE THE WORLD.

That is a gargantuan quest, traveler! Where do you intend to start on this journey?

Also, what is your name?

You did explicitly ask where we wanted to start our journey and you didn't mention in the OP if this was a fantasy or real world based thing, so...

 

[Corndawg]

(That was a muck up on my part. I meant it as "I'd like to start by taking over a town or a village" rather than literally where.)

 

[Corndawg]

INVESTIGATE BOXES. PUT STRAW IN MOUTH BECAUSE BADASS.

AND EQUIP BLANKET. I AM THINKING MAKE IT A PONCHO.

You get up from the makeshift bed, grabbing the blanket as you do so. After a bit of maneuvering, you realize that it would be impossible to wear it like a poncho unless you cut a hole in it. You resign yourself to wearing it like a cloak or cape. Proud of your fashion accomplishment, you grab a straw from the bed and put it in your mouth before striking a pose. You can't help but feel as though you're missing head wear of some sort, but you ignore the thought and make your way over to the boxes stacked against the wall.

C A L C U L A T I N G . . .

As you attempt to pry open one of the boxes, you hear a whistling sound coming from behind them. You hastily move them aside to reveal a hidden passageway. You can't see that far into it, and you're not sure how long it is, but based on the wind coming through you do know that it will eventually lead you outside.

Above you, you hear footsteps and voices.

(You guys are getting some good rolls so far)

 

[CryoNomad]

SEARCH BOXES AND ENTER TUNNEL!

 

[Untitled.]

But what if the voices are the hookers we've been looking for?

 

[CryoNomad]

But what if the voices are the hookers we've been looking for?

He would have said they sounded like women I am sure if that was such.

 

[Untitled.]

Maybe our auditory capabilities aren't sophisticated enough. I think we should listen to these voices to determine their ****ability.

 

[Xardob]

I agree.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE VOICES BEFORE ENTERING THE TUNNEL.