IN A RARE MOMENT OF EXISTENTIAL TURMOIL, I WONDER IF PERHAPS ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE AND I AM BUT A PLAYER UPON IT. I NOW FEEL DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY.
What do I do?!?
What do I do?!?
[Adventure Net] The Last Empire
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Perhaps it is the adrenaline, fear, exhaustion, or a combination of the three, but you are overcome by a wave of what is a balance of nihilism and empiricism. The moment seems to last longer than it should and before you realize it you have taken a seat on the bench and put your face into your palms as a depressive episode takes you on.
Seeing nothing but darkness from covering your eyes, you hear jeers coming closer and closer.
'Raper!' "Deviant!' 'Castrate the felon!'
These voices are of the young and old, of men and women, and though you do not look, you know that there must be a sizable mob surrounding in a semi-circle in front of you.
Seeing nothing but darkness from covering your eyes, you hear jeers coming closer and closer.
'Raper!' "Deviant!' 'Castrate the felon!'
These voices are of the young and old, of men and women, and though you do not look, you know that there must be a sizable mob surrounding in a semi-circle in front of you.
I'm sorry traveler, but you are currently preoccupied with the most recent decision of how to act. Perhaps you may attempt this action after the most recent action has been resolved.Corndawg 说:
SELL THEM A DICTIONARY
Alright, since Big McLarge-Huge is apparently thicker than a 90s LucasArts adventure when it comes to understanding orders the right way, let's try it this way...
TALK IT OUT WITH THE MOB, EXPLAIN THEM YOUR MOM LEFT YOU AS A KID AND YOUR DAD WAS A CROSSDRESSER AND IT REALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN, IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU COULD FOR ONCE PLOW A PEASANT WOMAN, YOU COULD FINALLY MOVE ON WITH YOUR QUEST TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL. AND ISN'T THAT SOMETHING NOBLE THAT EVEN THOSE PEASANTS COULD UNDERSTAND?
(BTW, it just occured to me...if Big McLarge-Huge has never heard of Jesus, HOW THE HELL CAN HE BE LOOKING FOR THE HOLY GRAIL????)
TALK IT OUT WITH THE MOB, EXPLAIN THEM YOUR MOM LEFT YOU AS A KID AND YOUR DAD WAS A CROSSDRESSER AND IT REALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN, IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU COULD FOR ONCE PLOW A PEASANT WOMAN, YOU COULD FINALLY MOVE ON WITH YOUR QUEST TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL. AND ISN'T THAT SOMETHING NOBLE THAT EVEN THOSE PEASANTS COULD UNDERSTAND?
(BTW, it just occured to me...if Big McLarge-Huge has never heard of Jesus, HOW THE HELL CAN HE BE LOOKING FOR THE HOLY GRAIL????)
Dodes
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The crowd is unresponsive to your sob story of your mother leaving you and the term 'crossdresser' seems to go unnoticed. The rest of your pleading is drowned out with increasingly hostile jeers and yelling.
The stronger men of the villagers move closer towards you, surrounding you. Among the various cries of the peasants comes agreement that castration would be a fitting punishment for you, as a criminal, rapist, likely foreigner, heretic, immoral deviant, and disturber of the peace.
It seems you may have one more chance for something before the stronger male villagers seize you traveler.
What would you like to do?
The stronger men of the villagers move closer towards you, surrounding you. Among the various cries of the peasants comes agreement that castration would be a fitting punishment for you, as a criminal, rapist, likely foreigner, heretic, immoral deviant, and disturber of the peace.
It seems you may have one more chance for something before the stronger male villagers seize you traveler.
What would you like to do?
You know that the Holy Grail is a purity relic considered scared by the Two Churches of The Last Empire. That's as much as Big McLarge-Huge knows.Adaham 说:
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You give a strong kick up the crotch of the closest man and he gives out a yelp as he slides downward onto the ground on his knees as his legs cross inwards. His hands go to his wounded region as if to cover up the pain and his eyes shut closed in response to the excruciating pain. By what you felt you can tell you really did a number on him and nailed his testicles with a crunch. All this commotion causes the man to drop his plow.Xardob 说:
A second man to your right behind the nut-kicked man is caught off guard and jumps back into a defensive stance.
A third man to your left behind the nut-kicked man immediately goes to tackle you with the leverage of the shaft of his plow between him and you.
Socks, boots, pants, trouser undergarments, a tunic, a woolen shirt, and a medium-small knapsack with a leather belt to swing around your shoulder. The knapsack contains half a loaf of bread, three handfuls of oats wrapped in a handkerchief, and a dozen carrots.ejnomad 说:
BARREL ROLL OUT OF THE TACKLE'S MOMENTUM TOWARDS THE DROPPED PLOW, PICK IT UP AND STRIKE AT THE UNBALANCED CHARGER IN THE HEAD
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