Absurd Conspiracy Thread (Alex Jones Approved)

[HugoTheFrenchMan]

Guys I've got THE CONSPIRACY THEORY: Bannerlord Multiplayer devs don't actually test the Multiplayer at all, they just push a randomize button in every patch and see how players react to it.

They're putting the randomize update button in the water and it's turning the ****ing multiplayer ****

 

[Dr-Shinobi]

They're putting the randomize update button in the water and it's turning the ****ing multiplayer ****

Multiplayer is just an myth people are putting out to get attention...it have never existed...Closed beta/alpha footage is just payed streamers. And if anyone put out some pics thats photoshopped

 

[Ikea Knight]

Armagan has been replaced by an android copy of Chris Roberts, the creator of Star Citizen.
The game will never be finished but soon we will be able to buy our ingame castles for just 150$.

 

[Dr-Shinobi]

Armagan has been replaced by an android copy of Chris Roberts, the creator of Star Citizen.
The game will never be finished but soon we will be able to buy our ingame castles for just 150$.

LOL

 

[Ikea Knight]

What is that Unannounced project in your opinion? A new game? Something related to Bannerlord?

Mount and Blade 3 confirmed

 

[sniparsexe]

Mount and Blade 3 confirmed

They will stop working on Bannerlord, and will start working on Bannerlord 2 (Yeah the name will be Bannerlord 2)

 

[Carrion]

Wasn't the whole concept of being funded by the Turkish government proven? part of that agreement was they'd have to release something by the end of the first quater, hence accurate predictions being made by many people?!

 

[Dr-Shinobi]

Turkish secret service wants you to disable the anti virus to update the latest version of Bannerlord so they can plant an sleeper program that will be training future hit men in the MP section

Ps Boats are confirmed

 

[Reiksmarshal]

Alex Jones is the **** 1776!

 

[Earth Dragon]

The real conspiracy is claiming that Alex Jones has been contacted about and is approving of all these conspiracies......

 

[Lusitani 5th Empire]

I wonder what you guyz think about this.
Is there any form of controlled opposition on this forums? For example, some devs/other having a second or third account in order to steer the conversations in a way that favors their interests.

 

[kreamy]

Post/repost any absurd conspiracy about Bannerlord's development

they did an excellent job and made an excellent game and development went exactly how they planned

 

[bonerstorm]

I wonder what you guyz think about this.
Is there any form of controlled opposition on this forums? For example, some devs/other having a second or third account in order to steer the conversations in a way that favors their interests.

No.

I mean I'm pretty negative in general, but I don't see that being a thing at all.

The people white knighting are almost always ignorant of key aspects of the conversation or news from the devs or sometimes even the features of the game... if any of them were socks, then they'd at least know what they were talking about.