Einstein: I see you've made a picture of the first Greenland rocket launch.
Jürgen: We are pretty proud of that. It was pretty hard to get good rocket launch over here.
Einstein: Although I wonder why you'd want to build such large rockets over here. What do you want to do with them?
Governator: Because we want to travel to the Moon.
Einstein: Why? Why the Moon?
Hitler: Because we like da moon!
Einstein: But... but... It's not very energy efficient to launch rockets to outer space from Greenland!
Hitler: It is up there very high, but not as high as maybe dirigibles or zeppelins or lightbulbs and maybe clouds.
Einstein: Gauss, help me! Hitler is getting heavy mental.
Gauss: Einstein is right. You'd be better off building a base in Brazil then at this cold, cold ground.
Governator: And draw attention to our plans? No, here nobody is watching us and can we do anything we want. Our first steps are made, and soon Greenland will be heavily industrialized, so we can build all parts at this forsaken region. Greenland will be the spearpoint to the German Space Conquest.