AAR: Me, Floris | Completed | Chapter 60 & Epilogue posted (19-09-2015)

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Ogrecorps 说:
Lord Brutus 说:
Ogrecorps, I'm on it. He'll be out soon.
Will you accept payment upon delivery? I'm up to 900,000 in savings and would be well over 1,000,000 if I hadn't found all that pretty armor...
The denars don't interest me that much; I'm after those lifetime passes you spoke of.
 
LENTLEGEN! I have it on good authority from a secret and entirely reliable source that our beloved Floris is actually ENJOYING his captivity and indeed, it was even his own hand that wrought it!  :shock:
I am led to understand, however, that he has not forgotten his humble devotees and is in the long process of throwing us a bone.
 
Ogrecorps 说:
LENTLEGEN! I have it on good authority from a secret and entirely reliable source that our beloved Floris is actually ENJOYING his captivity and indeed, it was even his own hand that wrought it!  :shock:
I am led to understand, however, that he has not forgotten his humble devotees and is in the long process of throwing us a bone.

LENTLEGEN!  :grin:

I suggest we send an army and not attack. They will expect an attack and we will do nothing, then a few days later when they surrender to our not attack we will climb the walls and kill everyone. Then take a few barrels of ale and some fire to light the whole castle aflame.
 
cypruss11 说:
Ogrecorps 说:
LENTLEGEN! I have it on good authority from a secret and entirely reliable source that our beloved Floris is actually ENJOYING his captivity and indeed, it was even his own hand that wrought it!  :shock:
I am led to understand, however, that he has not forgotten his humble devotees and is in the long process of throwing us a bone.

LENTLEGEN!  :grin:

I suggest we send an army and not attack. They will expect an attack and we will do nothing, then a few days later when they surrender to our not attack we will climb the walls and kill everyone. Then take a few barrels of ale and some fire to light the whole castle aflame.
You mean that we send an army and hold their food supplies until they surrender to us and they we kill 'em all ? And then light the castle aflame ? But then Floris might die... that might be the worst for somebody. :shock:
 
cypruss11 说:
LENTLEGEN!  :grin:

I suggest we send an army and not attack. They will expect an attack and we will do nothing, then a few days later when they surrender to our not attack we will climb the walls and kill everyone. Then take a few barrels of ale and some fire to light the whole castle aflame.
YES!
Wait, why?
YES!
 
I think I read the answer "42" in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" as the answer to all life... am i off topic?  :mrgreen:
 
rbcarter101 说:
I think I read the answer "42" in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" as the answer to all life... am i off topic?  :mrgreen:

Not at all.

We should all build a sign that says 1,500,066,000,050,000,500,000,000,000 denars offered in exchange. I think they will let him go.
 
We won't. When they leave the castle to get the imaginary money, the Huscarls will sneak into the castle and rescue Floris. Then we kill all the dudes who came to collect the ransom :wink:
 
I would be so frekking rich if I had a euro for every fanfic I read that never got completed or updated timely.
 
Mordaunt 说:
I would be so frekking rich if I had a euro for every fanfic I read that never got completed or updated timely.

No, actually if that was your only source of money you would be rather poor.
 
Dalkar 说:
We won't. When they leave the castle to get the imaginary money, the Huscarls will sneak into the castle and rescue Floris. Then we kill all the dudes who came to collect the ransom :wink:
Why does is always have to be Huscarls? I'm pretty sure that hiding mail, swords, axes, javelins, throwing axes, helmets and shields would be very hard and what if the Vaegirs just send a few horsemen to confirm that there is that much money in the first place?

Edit:+500 points for first post on page 50, chapter 50, day 500 of no Floris! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Still a bit sad cos there was no Floris. :cry:
 
Satrab 说:
:cry: no floris ... maybe they executed him for being too greedy or some other lame reason?..
:lol:
This from a person with that banner in their sig?  :lol: I gotta say, the RP in this thread is getting funnier all the time...
 
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