A little question

[Foso]

I have seen a few things about it but I wanted to know if you can actually join the bandits? I saw that you could pick them as your faction and what not but can you actually join them as some sort of faction and recruit bandits or is it just something to pick as your faction for the forum and what not.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

They have no central organization, so no; you can't be an official bandit Lord.

 

[Sir Garlyle]

Fools! Your petty lies bounce away from the living proof of Sir Garlyle, KING AND RULER of the bandits!

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Don't trust that man, recruit. I saw him under the bridge in Praven today asking for change. Would the King of Bandits do such a ting? More importantly, could you follow such a man?

 

[Sir Garlyle]

Don't trust that man, recruit. I saw him under the bridge in Praven today asking for change.

A pity that your mind is warbled, when in the gaze of the clearly-eyed, I spent the day in glorious battle, thieving the caravans of northern Swadia.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Even when you lie your tales are of uninspiration. I gave you two tenths of a denar so you would stop bother that castle wench today.

 

[Sir Garlyle]

Your blaspheming has continued long enough. Cease or I shall have your tongue served to me on a platter of wood, in which your mouthly digit will be pained with splinter and impalement.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Your blaspheming has continued long enough. Cease or I shall have your tongue served to me on a platter of wood, in which your mouthly digit will be pained with splinter and impalement.

Blasphemy? Swadia is the physical center of Taleworldism I'll have you know. There are frequent Armgan sitings everyday here with Ipek apeearing to our masses through our lower castes' evening gruel. How dare you insult me with my own rhetoric!

 

[Sir Garlyle]

Perhaps I have come upon some very incriminating documents through my years of banditry... documents which may show connections between a deserter group and Lord Swadius himself!!
And in fact, some of these Swadian deserters stand by my side. Their words have told me many things about you and your backalley ways.

Yes, your very own Swadian lord is... TRAITOROUS!!!

 

[Swadius 2.0]

I am not a Lord, prevaricator. I am not of noble birth, please inform your men about the correct story before you tell them to appear as your witnesses!

 

[Sir Garlyle]

Forsooth!

My men have been apprehended, and their slanderous words go punished. Forgive me, my unlordliness, for the words I have slung towards your prestige and livelihood.

 

[Lysander]

-Rocks back and forth-

First the bandits beat my men up and took me captive...

Then they took my shirt... and took me captive again...

Then my boots...

Thank god this pair of pants is painted on...

 

[Swadius 2.0]

That's not paint...

 

[Lysander]

That's not paint...

... then why can't I take them off then?

 

[DaveDaDude]

Sure you can be a bandit! Dont listen to these manhunters in the closet telling you, you cant.

Just resign from a faction if youve' joined one.  And go attack caravans and villages.

There you go, your a bandit !

 

[Ruthven]

That's not paint...

... then why can't I take them off then?

You **** glue.

 

[tommylaw]

whats the differance between a bandit and a brigand, as in their definitiion