A HOBOTHREAD GLORIOUS BEYOND MEMORY - With Scipio's Order History

[Sloperx22]

Lo, another glorious HOBONIGHT is in progress.  I observed the HOBOMOON waning, yet the HOBOKNIGHTS wax in their power, it seems.

@Faranox, Sloperx22, and rockerjesse3, HOBOWELCOME.  Indulge thyselves with HOBOCHEESE from my HOBOTABLE.  Faranox, I acknowledge thee as HOBOSQUIRE of Scipio, and Sloperx22 hath been acknowledged as HOBOSQUIRE of Wild Bill Kelso.

Zounds, sirrah.  For a self professed non-HOBO, ye enjoys talking HOBOTRASH.  This very day I liberally gutted thee with my own HOBOSPEAR time and again.  So HOBOSCAMPER off, lest ye feels a HOBOSPEAR haft against thy backside erelong.

Hail HOBODUKE.

Prithee. What HOBOTITLE shalt i don under squireship of HOBOLORD Wild Bill Kelso? I Also Thank ye for inducting me into the HOBORANKS, i shalt indulge in thy lords HOBOCHEESE and take to the field of HOBOBATTLE.

 

[Berserker Pride]

Actually he said he pirated M&B and then bought it later.  But he said he does that with tons of games as well.  I don't know why he thought hitting post for that message was a good idea.

 

[Gabeed]

Indeed, it was poor judgment, though no punishment shall be doled out by the HOBOKNIGHTS.  There's really not much more to say about it, especially in this thread.

Hail HOBODUKE.

Prithee. What HOBOTITLE shalt i don under squireship of HOBOLORD Wild Bill Kelso? I Also Thank ye for inducting me into the HOBORANKS, i shalt indulge in thy lords HOBOCHEESE and take to the field of HOBOBATTLE.

A simple "HOBOSQUIRE" shall do ye fine as thy HOBOTITLE.  HOBOADD it to thy name in any way that suits thy creative mind.

 

[ScientiaExcelsa]

It appears that we are scheduled for a HOBOBATTLE against our temporary HOBOALLIES, the nK clan.  I was not made HOBOAWARE of this.  Is it true, mine HOBODUKE?

 

[Jess_the_Hobozerk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw

By the way, I lol'd so ****ing hard, I actually pissed a little bit. Through my nose.

I dont get it

 

[Úlfheðinn]

Lo, hobos of renown, my travels across the vast internets, have led me to a hilarious shirt. Which, is oddly fitting.-->

隐藏

HOBOCORE, a way of life. 

 

[Arch]

May I HOBOLY join you? I want a low HOBOTITLE for I have not complete HOBONESS yet. I swear to follow the HOBOCODE and fight against HOBOODDS no matter the situation.

 

[Orion]

A true HOBOKNIGHT must wear his HOBORAGS and carry his HOBOSPEAR for 40 HOBODAYS and 40 HOBONIGHTS, without HOBOCHEESE or a HOBOBOX. Were you to return after this HOBOVIGIL in fighting condition - determined by a contest of HOBOMIGHT - you would surely be an acceptable HOBOKNIGHT.

In other HOBOWORDS, speak with the GRAND HOBODUKE Gabeed.

 

[Arch]

A true HOBOKNIGHT must wear his HOBORAGS and carry his HOBOSPEAR for 40 HOBODAYS and 40 HOBONIGHTS, without HOBOCHEESE or a HOBOBOX. Were you to return after this HOBOVIGIL in fighting condition - determined by a contest of HOBOMIGHT - you would surely be an acceptable HOBOKNIGHT.

In other HOBOWORDS, speak with the GRAND HOBODUKE Gabeed.

Contest of HOBOMIGHT? I shall work hard to achieve this HOBOHONOUR. I thank thee greatly Ally Orion.

 

[Orion]

In laymans terms, I imagine Gabeed will simply watch you in-game to observe your conduct with other players as that is possibly the most important part of being a HOBOKNIGHT. HOBOHONOUR shall not be besmirched. Other than that, I don't think his goal is a competitive "pro" clan, so player skill isn't a high priority. Though it does come in handy

 

[Arch]

I see, I thank thee once again. (and thank the HOBOLORD about the skill thing, don't have much of it.  )

 

[Orion]

(and thank the HOBOLORD about the skill thing, don't have much of it.  )

That will change with the passing of HOBOTIME.

 

[Arch]

Yes, only HOBOTIME can tell. (just lost a game with a kill count of 1-14  Swadian xbowmen got the better of me. )

 

[Elric_de_Melnibone]

Well, this is certainly better than the founding fathers thread. 

 

[DuckSauce]

By the way, is Nirnaeth only banned of the forums or Warband as well?

 

[Gabeed]

Some news:

Firstly, rumors and HOBOTALES about a possible clan skirmish against nK have a ring of HOBOTRUTH to them.  You can check out the thread here:
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,80712.0.html

The players selected was largely based around seniority, rank, and my memory at the time (I was asked while in game), so do not think I mistrust thy HOBONESS if ye are reserve or not on the list.  The list is also subject to change.  It will at least be a week or perhaps even two until this HOBOEVENT occurs, so we'll have some time to perfect our HOBOTACTICS . . .NOT THAT WE WILL NEED TO WITH SUCH HOBOCOURAGE MUSTERING AROUND OUR HOBOBANNER. 

Oh, and Ventrilo will be clutch.  Get on installing that if you haven't already.

Yes, only HOBOTIME can tell. (just lost a game with a kill count of 1-14  Swadian xbowmen got the better of me. )

Yea, fear not, sirrah.  A HOBOSQUIRE thou hast become, for thy honesty resembles that of a HOBO.  The list shall be HOBOUPDATED.

By the way, is Nirnaeth only banned of the forums or Warband as well?

Just the forums.

 

[Jess_the_Hobozerk]

too bad its not 15 on 15 so more could be in for the first ever clan match in M&B warband

 

[Arch]

I thank thee HOBODUKE Gabeed. Good luck HOBOKNIGHTS! Maybe you be gaurded by the great HOBOGODS.

 

[Jean Plassy]

Glorious HOBOKNIGHTS,

I am a Knight of a distant land called Jean of Plassy, and I wish to join this glorious HOBORDER to prove my HOBOADMIRATION and my HOBOLOYALTY to the principles of the HOBOHONOUR and vagabond errand courage!

I pray thee for attention, glorious HOBORDER, that due to HOBOAFFAIRS and HOBOPROBLEMS in HOBOREALLIFE, besides the cruelty of my hyper-high HOBOPING, I shall not be playing HOBOMP in the near HOBOFUTURE. This is sad  .

Yet I ask this HOBORDER to bestow on me a HOBORECOGNITION of my HOBONESS as a HOBOSQUIRE, then HOBOKNIGHT, in HOBOSINGLEPLAYER. When the adequate HOBODAY HOBODAWNS, I shall gather with ye, feast, and fight with ye again in HOBOMP, hopefully with low HOBOPING and high HOBOTIME & HOBODISPOSITION. I promise this upon my honour!

 

[The Harmonizer]

Hail, HOBOKNIGHTS

I The_Hobonizer shall stand straight and true for HOBOHARMONIE and HOBOENLIGHTENMENT.

As the high lord HOBODUKE Gabeed has commanded I shall prove a HOBOWORTHY HOBOSQUIRE until thou hast deemed me HOBOWORTHY  of the title
HOBOKNIGHT.
My life situation does not allow me with much spare time outside of the weekends and spending more then a few hours indulging in HOBOGLORY is frowned upon
by my Sensei and fellow Uchideshi.