A HOBOTHREAD GLORIOUS BEYOND MEMORY - With Scipio's Order History

Why should Scipio spare this thread when it reaches its 1000th page?

  • For the sake of past glories! When the Hoboknights were known for honed spears and sharper wit!

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  • Because the next generation must have its chance! What right has Scipio to deny them the shelter of

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  • Out of laziness! Deleting the thread would be too much trouble!

    选票: 26 17.1%
  • To protect the rest of the forums from these insufferable Hoboknights! At least the Hobothread keep

    选票: 19 12.5%
  • For the love of all that is good and respectable, DELETE THE THREAD NOW!

    选票: 33 21.7%

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The HOBODUKE hath bested CoD_ARCH3R on the US server, 3-2, winning the tie-breaker.  A duel upon the EU server remains and shall be done at a later time.  A HOBODESCRIPTION of the epic HOBODUEL shall also be done and given at a later time.  But HOBOSULLY NOT the bested opponent too much, for there is another part of the duel to complete and HE HATH FOUGHT HOBOWELL.

Mabons 说:
HOBOJESUS. I was only trying to joke :sad: :cry:

Now HOBOMEN are fighting each other rather than fighting HOBOENEMY.

Nay, sir.  Though thy raping is not in question, thy HOBONESS is, and similarly our HOBONESS was HOBOBESMIRCHED by ye.  There is no HOBOCIVIL WAR here.

HOBOEDIT: CoD_Arch3r, in a stunning display of HOBOGALLANTRY, has already posted the scores in detail.  Truly, in these dark days, one wonders why this duel was HOBONECESSARY.
 
Arch3r 说:
Match US results: Gabeed 3/Arch3r 2.

First round: War spear won by Arch3r
Second round: War spear won by Arch3r
Third round: Spear won by Gabeed
Fourth round: Spear won by Gabeed
Tie has been declared, tie breaker announced.
Fifth round: Spear won by Gabeed

Rounds to follow:
Two rounds with war spear
Two rounds with spear
One round with war spear
On EU Server.
Aye! Let us drink wine to this HOBOCTORIOUS day! nK Kingdom shall send a caravan of precious gifts to the GRAND HOBODUKE for his HOBOCTORY of the 1st round!
 
We do not accept Hoboing in our ranks, HOBO and rape are two different worlds.

We do accept HOBOKNIGHTS as a worthy opponent nonetheless.
 
Hurray for my liege lord, the GREAT GABEED THE HOBODUKE!

Alas, I could not witness thine performance, for I was rummaging in a pile of dirt.
 
Were this HOBOCONTEST of HOBOHONOUR to evolve into a HOBOSKIRMISH, the ever-HOBOLOYAL Marnid offers his HOBOSPEAR to the HOBODUKE's service!
 
I wish to join this HOBOROOSTER because there is no clan like the HOBOCLAN filled with many many HOBOS (also known as a homeless shelter) that is my HOBOJOKE  :smile:
 
I hereby swear my Hobolegience to this order! Accept or decline, but know that I will be your man in dire times.
 
Greetings HOBOSires!

As i fought alongside your HOBOknights and HOBOheroes i couldent help overhearing your HOBOranks are still open. So im submitting my applicaie to you HOBOsires!

I shall uphold and abide by the HOBOCODE and all its rules! I shall fight to preserve the HOBOCODE and HOBOway of life!
Im a barbarian at heart, running into the fray with naught but an axe and pair of pantaloons. On some auspicious occasions i do tend to wear clothes, only to fool the other faction that im harmless.

I really do not know what else to add exept that if accepted into the HOBOranks. Might i bear the title Of HOBOBarian.

Thank you HOBOsires!

Alas, We were lead uptop a ruins by HOBOKNIGHT G00nzer, We held fast in the face of adverse danger to salute the HOBODUKE.

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(( I was Captain_Jean_Luc-Picard ))
 
Faranox 说:
I hereby swear my Hobolegience to this order! Accept or decline, but know that I will be your man in dire times.

My HOBODUKE, I have seen fit to make Faranox mine HOBOSQUIRE until such time as he may be formally inducted into HOBOKNIGHTHOOD.
 
Sloperx22 说:
Greetings HOBOSires!

As i fought alongside your HOBOknights and HOBOheroes i couldent help overhearing your HOBOranks are still open. So im submitting my applicaie to you HOBOsires!

I shall uphold and abide by the HOBOCODE and all its rules! I shall fight to preserve the HOBOCODE and HOBOway of life!
Im a barbarian at heart, running into the fray with naught but an axe and pair of pantaloons. On some auspicious occasions i do tend to wear clothes, only to fool the other faction that im harmless.

I really do not know what else to add exept that if accepted into the HOBOranks. Might i bear the title Of HOBOBarian.

Thank you HOBOsires!

Alas, We were lead uptop a ruins by HOBOKNIGHT G00nzer, We held fast in the face of adverse danger to salute the HOBODUKE.

hobosalute.jpg


(( I was Captain_Jean_Luc-Picard ))

I will vouche for this galliant warrior.  He was careful of his HOBOspear and ensured that the only thing that would cause it to rust would be the blood of this enemies.
 
Lo, another glorious HOBONIGHT is in progress.  I observed the HOBOMOON waning, yet the HOBOKNIGHTS wax in their power, it seems.

@Faranox, Sloperx22, and rockerjesse3, HOBOWELCOME.  Indulge thyselves with HOBOCHEESE from my HOBOTABLE.  Faranox, I acknowledge thee as HOBOSQUIRE of Scipio, and Sloperx22 hath been acknowledged as HOBOSQUIRE of Wild Bill Kelso.  Rockerjesse3, I knew ye as a stalwart HOBODUELIST a couple weeks ago, but I saw ye with other clan tags on in the past.  What is thy condition, prithee? 

Tercero 说:
yes please, if CoR become HOBKNIGHTS i'll levae, I wont stand talking like that :S

anyway congrts for this first (and last) win, but arch3r will 5-0 in the EU :razz:!

Zounds, sirrah.  For a self professed non-HOBO, ye enjoys talking HOBOTRASH.  This very day I liberally gutted thee with my own HOBOSPEAR time and again.  So HOBOSCAMPER off, lest ye feels a HOBOSPEAR haft against thy backside erelong.
 
It is a most disappointing and sad HOBODAY to find that a HOBOKNIGHT hath been banned for deplorable piracy.

One hopes that no HOBOCHEESE was given to the fraudulent HOBOTHIEF and that their HOBORAGS and HOBOSPEAR hath been reclaimed from their sneaking HOBOGRASP.
 
Orion 说:
It is a most disappointing and sad HOBODAY to find that a HOBOKNIGHT hath been banned for deplorable piracy.

Nirnaeth? Wasn't it past piracy, after all how else did he get in the HOBOBETA?
 
HOBOKNIGHTS our grand allies! I have noticed but a pesty swine to be part of your HOBOINGDOM! For thy actions we must reconsider our position as allies. Thy i send a request for your NOBLE HOBOSCHOLAR along with the GRAND HOBODUKE to our majestic court, for diplomatic chatter.
 
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