A HOBOTHREAD GLORIOUS BEYOND MEMORY - With Scipio's Order History

[Gabeed]

Our spears will rape the backwards flying birds at the same time as they will rape you. Duel accepted (5v5?).

HOBOHAHAHA!  I speak not of a HOBOSKIRMISH, sirrah.  I have already stated that ye CoR are little more than River Pirates, and unworthy of battle with the HOBOKNIGHTS.  I speak of a HOBODUEL of HOBOSPEARS between the HOBODUKE and thy leader, which I presume to be ye.

HOBOEDIT: It is as Styo has said.

 

[Arch3r]

You have too little worthy fighters to fight a proper match to decide this matter? We sir, consider you cowards and are no better than our other victims of rape. A HOBODUEL is unworthy of proper rapists. We shall not adapt to HOBOHABITS.

 

[Gabeed]

HOBOCOWARDICE!!!!!

 

[Arch3r]

duel [ˈdjuːəl]
n
1. (Historical Terms) a prearranged combat with deadly weapons between two people following a formal procedure in the presence of seconds and traditionally fought until one party was wounded or killed, usually to settle a quarrel involving a point of honour
2. a contest or conflict between two persons or parties
vb duels, duelling, duelled US, duels dueling, dueled (intr)
1. (Historical Terms) to fight in a duel
2. to contest closely
[from Medieval Latin duellum, from Latin, poetical variant of bellum war; associated by folk etymology with Latin duo two]
dueller , duellist n

As you went for the first definition, we go for the partycontest. Since I, trust myself and my loyal raping companions of being skilled fighters. Unless you are too afraid to at least fight 2v2, I will accept the 1v1. Best of five rounds it shall be.

 

[Gabeed]

duel [ˈdjuːəl]
n
1. (Historical Terms) a prearranged combat with deadly weapons between two people following a formal procedure in the presence of seconds and traditionally fought until one party was wounded or killed, usually to settle a quarrel involving a point of honour
2. a contest or conflict between two persons or parties
vb duels, duelling, duelled US, duels dueling, dueled (intr)
1. (Historical Terms) to fight in a duel
2. to contest closely
[from Medieval Latin duellum, from Latin, poetical variant of bellum war; associated by folk etymology with Latin duo two]
dueller , duellist n

As you went for the first definition, we go for the partycontest. Since I, trust myself and my loyal raping companions of being skilled fighters. Unless you are too afraid to at least fight 2v2, I will accept the 1v1. Best of five rounds it shall be.

Observe the first HOBODEFINITION again, sirrah.  Methinks this describes this HOBOINCIDENT perfectly.  Thy defaulting towards the second, more convenient and less pertinent definition HOBOAMUSES me.  When art thou available?  I am busy for the next 2 HOBOHOURS, at least, so I grant ye the choice of picking another day if ye HOBODESIRE.

 

[ScientiaExcelsa]

Alas, the HOBOPING will be HOBORIBLE.

HOBOTOUGH, knave!  As the HOBOSCHOLAR, I will make a fitting HOBOADDITION of the story of your crushing HOBODEFEAT to the HOBOLORE!

I also am HOBOWARY of the intentions of these nK flatterers.  HOBOWEVER, I also respect the decisions of the HOBODUKE and the HOBONESS of Marnid.  If I were you, Styo, I would treasure well the existence of one possessed of such HOBONESS amongst your ranks, for he has served your interests well this HOBODAY.

 

[Apthorpe]

"HOBOEDIT"... The HOBOPOWER of HOBOSPEECH ne'er fails to amaze my humble HOBOBEING.

HOBODUKE, these river cowards are perhaps wasting our HOBOTIME. But if ye doth think it best to HOBOWN them in a duel, I support ye, and offer my HOBOSERVICES should they sway the duel to become a duel of parties rather than an honorable and fair 1v1.

 

[ScientiaExcelsa]

"HOBOEDIT"... The HOBOPOWER of HOBOSPEECH ne'er fails to amaze my humble HOBOBEING.

HOBODUKE, these river cowards are perhaps wasting our HOBOTIME. But if ye doth think it best to HOBOWN them in a duel, I support ye, and offer my HOBOSERVICES should they sway the duel to become a duel of parties rather than an honorable and fair 1v1.

Nor shall I fail in HOBODEFENSE of my HOBODUKE'S honor!

 

[Gabeed]

My brave HOBOKNIGHTS, I am moved by thy HOBOLOYALTY, and would not think twice in accepting thy HOBOAID should it be required.  But forsooth, I foresee that a HOBODUEL shall more fittingly conclude this dispute.  But if the foul River Pirate upstarts prattle on in protest of a 1v1, I shall look to thy HOBOSPEARS at a second's notice.

Alas, the HOBOPING will be HOBORIBLE.

A good HOBOPOINT.  We shall have a HOBODUEL in both an EU server and a US one, so each man accepts the HOBODISADVANTAGE at some point.

 

[Sir_Jaakko]

If there shall be such a HOBODUEL, I must come and see it.

 

[Gabeed]

If there shall be such a HOBODUEL, I must come and see it.

Verily!  Let the HOBOTHRONGS come and see what the HOBOKNIGHTS do to upstarts.

 

[Styo]

If there shall be such a HOBODUEL, I must come and see it.

Aye! I must to witness my GREAT HOBOLLIES be HOBOCTORIOUS!

 

[Tercero]

arch3r will rape your HOBOASSES!!

 

[brohemian]

and FORSOOTH, the brobo declared--

HOBOKEN, new jersey, was to be the site of many a great HOBOKEGGERS, of great HOBOHANGOVERS, and of great HOBOHOOKUPS with HOBOSLUTS who thenceforth drank too much HOBOBREW. thus forth the retreat for our vailiant HOBOKNIGHTS after a long day of spamming war darts on HOBOVILLIAGE.

HOBOVERILY

 

[ares007]

duel [ˈdjuːəl]
n
1. (Historical Terms) a prearranged combat with deadly weapons between two people following a formal procedure in the presence of seconds and traditionally fought until one party was wounded or killed, usually to settle a quarrel involving a point of honour
2. a contest or conflict between two persons or parties
vb duels, duelling, duelled US, duels dueling, dueled (intr)
1. (Historical Terms) to fight in a duel
2. to contest closely
[from Medieval Latin duellum, from Latin, poetical variant of bellum war; associated by folk etymology with Latin duo two]
dueller , duellist n

As you went for the first definition, we go for the partycontest. Since I, trust myself and my loyal raping companions of being skilled fighters. Unless you are too afraid to at least fight 2v2, I will accept the 1v1. Best of five rounds it shall be.

if I am not HOBOMISTAKEN, the HOBODUKE hath requested a HOBODUEL which he may defineth (and has).

If there shall be such a HOBODUEL, I must come and see it.

aye! It should be HOBORECORDED as well!


Also, great HOBODUKE. May I make of thee a HOBOREQUEST? Though methinks it HOBOPRUDENT to use a PM.

 

[ScientiaExcelsa]

aye! It should be HOBORECORDED as well!

I shall HOBOENSURE that the HOBODEEDS of our glorious HOBORDER shall be sung for HOBOCENTURIES!  For am I not the HOBOSCHOLAR?

 

[Apthorpe]

When the time of the duel hath been found agreeable (though certain swine shall likely unpleasant make this), I shall make an attempt to attend the duel, for it shall be both entertaining to watch our GRAND HOBODUKE smite these heathen pigs, and gravely necessary to watch for HOBOTREACHERY!

 

[Arch3r]

I'm done working now, I'll rape your ass 5 times on a EU server and 5 times on a US server. Tunic and spear.

 

[Gabeed]

A shall look for thee amongst the HOBOSERVERS.

HOBOEDIT: I shall be in US server 2.

 

[DuckSauce]

HOBOJESUS. I was only trying to joke

Now HOBOMEN are fighting each other rather than fighting HOBOENEMY.

HOBOHNOES