A HOBOTHREAD GLORIOUS BEYOND MEMORY - With Scipio's Order History

[Regendur]

You? (/sarcasm)

As for my HOBOSELF, I am declaring them my HOBOALLIES!

 

[Wild Bill Kelso]

All of the anger in this thread has made me shead a single HOBOTEAR.  HOBOTEARS are as rare as a C.Norris tears, however they cause cancer rather than cure it.

 

[Orion]

GRAND HOBODUKE, your HOBOFOLLOWERS seem very HOBOMISINFORMED regarding the HOBOACTIVITIES of nK!

Is it not true that at one HOBOTIME, the GRAND HOBODUKE Gabeed was known as nK_Gabeed? Forsooth, would you HOBODENY your implied allegiance then to nK? Would you throw out past HOBORELATIONS? For such an honorable HOBODUKE, would you HOBODISHONOUR your comrades of the HOBOPAST?

Forget not where you came from, GRAND HOBODUKE! And remember that HOBOMARNID has kept his HOBOSPEAR aloft and dry in many a glorious HOBOCHARGE, though he wears the tags of nK.

Such allies are truly hard to HOBOFIND.

 

[Orion]

You do not speak for the GRAND HOBODUKE, you insolent HOBOWHELP! Surely the HOBOESTEEMED HOBOKNIGHTS can present more HOBOHONOURABLE speakers for their HOBODUKE if an audience with the GRAND HOBODUKE himself is not HOBOPOSSIBLE?

 

[Orion]

Who said anything about HOBOMERGING?

That word has not be HOBOUSED except by you just a HOBOMOMENT ago!

Again, I HOBOREQUEST to speak to a more HOBOQUALIFIED HOBOINDIVIDUAL than this HOBOPEON.

 

[Gabeed]

HOBOCEASE!  I am present, and those of CoR indeed speak not for the HOBODUKE.

"nK_Gabeed" is a memory of a time long-passed, and the name was both unproven and short-lived.  Nevertheless, thy post has HOBOMOVED me, Orion.  A HOBOALLIANCE is established for the duration of a single HOBOFORTNIGHT from this very date, to be revisited upon the day of its' HOBOEXPIRATION.  During this time those of the nK clan or those who wish to remain unaffiliated (and who are found worthy) may serve as HOBOFOEDERATI, i.e. HOBOALLIES of the HOBOKNIGHTS.  The HOBOKNIGHTS also expect the goats, HOBORAGS, cheese, and HOBOSPEAR as promised by Styo on page 3.  What say you?

 

[Apthorpe]

HOBOCEASE!  I am present, and those of CoR indeed speak not for the HOBODUKE.

"nK_Gabeed" is a memory of a time long-passed, and the name was both unproven and short-lived.  Nevertheless, thy post has HOBOMOVED me, Orion.  A HOBOALLIANCE is established for the duration of a single HOBOFORTNIGHT from this very date, to be revisited upon the day of its' HOBOEXPIRATION.  During this time those of the nK clan or those who wish to remain unaffiliated (and who are found worthy) may serve as HOBOFOEDERATI, i.e. HOBOALLIES of the HOBOKNIGHTS.  The HOBOKNIGHTS also expect the goats, HOBORAGS, cheese, and HOBOSPEAR as promised by Styo on page 3.  What say you?

LO, this temporary alliance troubles me, but I shall gladly bow to the will of our great HOBODUKE.

Also, the HOBOCODE'S first draft nears completion. I shall send it to you soon, my HOBODUKE.

 

[Nirnaeth]

Let us rejoice! For the goats and cheeses are near.

We shall host a great feast and tell many a HOBOTALE of the HOBOLD TIME.

 

[Orion]

What say you?

Aye!

 

[Styo]

Aye!

As promised the fine precious gifts that were fetched from the corners of the world from the nK Kingdom!!

The well quilted HOBORAGS!

隐藏

The GREAT HOBOSPEAR for the GREAT HOBODUKE!

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The 10 Pounds of Cheese!

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And the fine Goats to the HOBOKINGDOM

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Lets us drink wine this day, and ye shall rejoice in the Alliance of the MIGHTY HOBOKINGDOM!

 

[Regendur]

I also drink to this glorious HOBOCELEBRATION!

 

[Arch3r]

CoR denies your HOBONESS. We have our own famous HOBOPOSE, raising the spear in a manual HOBOBLOCK.

However, we could perhaps be the Euro part of the HOBOKNIGHTS?

What the rape..? Hell no, we were the founders of the spear in the sky, that rapes backwards flying birds trying to flank you.

The court has spoken, HOBOKNIGHTS are declared thieves for stealing techniques.

We hold our spear firm, and introduce dualwielding.

 

[Orion]

What the rape..? Hell no, we were the founders of the spear in the sky,

In this you are most mistaken, as all HOBOKNIGHTS have been keeping their HOBOSPEARS aloft since the advent of HOBOKIND!

For those not HOBOVERSED in HOBOHISTORY, this means since around .550. Perhaps .540.

Very shortly after test coined the term hoborags in a futile attempt at insulting the glorious HOBOREGALIA.

 

[Gabeed]

There are no HOBORAGS to be found on yon CoR site, nor is there the slightest hint of HOBOSPEECH until after the advent of this HOBOTHREAD.  It is painfully HOBOBVIOUS to all who the thieves are here.  Away with you, foul beggar!

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

Horrible.

[me=Leoric]runs away.[/me]

 

[Arch3r]

As rapists do with victims, we observe or even imitate victims to get to know them better, including their daily habits. Since this is a HOBOTHREAD we are pretty much required to make us understandable by talking HOBO****.

 

[Gabeed]

As rapists do with victims, we observe or even imitate victims to get to know them better, including their daily habits. Since this is a HOBOTHREAD we are pretty much required to make us understandable by talking HOBO****.

Thy tongue has gotten the best of ye--AND NOW THOU HAST HOBOANGERED THE HOBODUKE.  According to the ancient HOBOCUSTOMS, a HOBODUEL with HOBOSPEARS must be had to decide this matter.

 

[Úlfheðinn]

HOLMGANG!

Except with more Hoboness and spears of course.

 

[Styo]

As rapists do with victims, we observe or even imitate victims to get to know them better, including their daily habits. Since this is a HOBOTHREAD we are pretty much required to make us understandable by talking HOBO****.

Thy tongue has gotten the best of ye--AND NOW THOU HAST HOBOANGERED THE HOBODUKE.  According to the ancient HOBOCUSTOMS, a HOBODUEL with HOBOSPEARS must be had to decide this matter.

Shall ye great nK, allies of GREAT HOBOKINGDOM prepare thy army for battle if thy enemy breaks thy HOBOCUSTOM?

 

[Styo]

I think thy GREAT HOBODUKE has requested thy 1vs1. Hence the word "Duel" You peasant!