A Funny Thing Happened to Me On My Way to the Forum

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I've been playing a pretty strong guy now for awhile with the shiny black armor a great lance and a big tough charger, and a gang of Swadian kniggits and a couple of crossbow guys. And I've been playing it at full difficulty 107%. Because these things go to 11 as Worbah pointed out. I was doing a merchant delivery quest when some Swadian deserters wanted some fight, well I knew that I could kill them and so I attacked. We started out in the middle of a river with the crossbow enemies hunkered down in the river a long way off and I knew that knights charging in a river was no good. So I gave the follow me order and led my men to the river bank, then I gave the hold position order and galloped off to try and lure those guys out of the river. So I was galloping back and forth yelling Indian war whoops and all that got me was a broken shield and a quarrel in my thigh heheh. I went back to my troopers and ordered a dismount. Then I led my men over land to the spot where those guys were in the river and issued a charge and of course my knights destroyed them, but then some other deserters started shooting at us from a far away flat field. (and this is where it gets weird) I ordered them to mount up, and as I was limping to my horse one of my knights jumped up on it and galloped away! Then after getting on their horses about half of them just clumped together in a bunch and would't move at all. I won the battle anyway but I thought that was funny. And I'm not complaining it just made me laugh.
 
Swadian kniggits

You werent commanding me! :wink:

Im a Swad too, lol, yea, those punk will do that. it really makes you mad when you tell your knights to dismount, then you tell them to mount up, and a peasant steals your spirited charger, i took my bow and shot my own guy lol

Ian
 
What really makes me mad is when I'm running for my life from a bunch of dark knights and I notice one of my Swadian sharpshooters sitting down and eating a sandwich instead of helping my sorry ass. Yeah I like you. Live long and Fester. Salute!
 
Saladin, oh yeah, I know where you're coming from. The reverse of that is over-eager mounted troops charging a huge mass of infantry and getting raped, despite my frantic yells of "Dismount" and "Hold this position".
 
Sorry Bulletproof, I didn't notice your post at the time, I was drunk and I know that is a poor excuse. I only Know "A Funny Thing Happened to Me" From the movie. And it was a pretty funny movie to me even though I never saw the musical. I'm a jerk.
 
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