89th Royal Guard (Recruiting Mature NA Players)
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MrKlazsh
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Though it is Correct....Im the one who says meow...he's the moo.....that april food joke with the cats....loved everyone of those cats...1thecop 说:
And people dont be afraid to check out the videos on dustin's channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/DustinDRush
He records everylinebattle we attend, so be sure to check them all out
purplepandemic
Recruit
Moo
purplepandemic
Recruit
No klazsh, Moo.
So I want to tell you a short story, this story is about a savant who was gift in the art of melee, albeit he was still pretty retarded. Whenever he would fight, he would fight with the might of 12 dragons, who had been blessed by the Dark Priest of Rushtopia, with the strength of 1,000 Blood Goat-Men, and with the courage of Leonidas. However when you would speak with him he would use his words in such a way that they were unrecognizable to the English language or anyone with any knowledge of speech for that matter. He was still a retard, no getting around the obvious fact of his short comings. The Gods have blessed him in both skill and lack of mental capacity. The name of this special warrior is non other than Wuffles. All hail Wuffles, the King of the Retards!
i just love that storyDustinRush 说:
His story is short but simple, he came to this world like any other child, however he was unique, gifted from the rest. He grew out of place from all the other kids and knew nothing of the joys the other kids had in the games they played, he was an outcast. However none of this bother him, being one such as his self he was content in the world he lived in, but still had a longing, a urge to show those he was more then a simple minded fool, who ate paint and played in poo. When he and matured into a fine retarded young man, he joined the 89th Royal Guard in hopes of being good at something. He had tired everything from sports to labor jobs, even tired his had at his musical side. Alas, he failed miserably in all of these, but he persevered in his hopes to be accepted. When he tired his had at this new skill he hoped he would be good at he found his self a natural at it. He could not shoot worth a damn, but then again who could. His shining moment was when he was tested in his melee talent, for no one man could best him in his newly acquired art that was the best. He was finally accepted and took his rank among the best, the 89th Royal Guard, and would prove to the world that his skill was more then being retarded. He was the best, still retarded, but now he was a savant.
Lawl, we should do more of these little stories. Someone give me 5 random words and lets all contribute to a story after it the 5 words have been decided upon. Once we get them I will start a story and then someone will pick up and the next, the next, the next, and whatnot. Give me 5 words.DustinRush 说:
necrophilia coitus feces ejaculation shovel
There you go, I have you five amazing words!
There you go, I have you five amazing words!
