These would be EASILY winnable with even a quarter of a half of a brain.
For, you see, there is this breakthrough in keyboard technology, it's called F1, Hold this position.
It may seem very difficult to comprehend, but this amazing little button causes ALL your troops to...wait for it...Hold! Aye! They stand still and are therefore saved from an untimely sandviching between the other two forces charging at each other!
You guys talk like you're just gonna let your troops run blindly at both parties. Personally I'd like to watch my enemies fight each other and wear each other down in battle, and be able to give the order to charge in and finish them, rather than standing on the map next to the "battle", putting a weight on the CTRL and SPACE keys and going out for pizza.