1257 AD noobish lvl
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JuicyDeath
Banned
this is more funny in mp. When player called that killer horse... )
MaeglinIX
Regular
Noob lvl 39
You feel confident after buying some nice armor and charge in against Lithuanians. You get 1-hit by a throwing javalin.
Noob lvl 40
Your horse dies in battle. You spend the next several minutes chasing horses on foot. The one you finally catch has only a pixel of health and dies to the first arrow that comes your way.
You feel confident after buying some nice armor and charge in against Lithuanians. You get 1-hit by a throwing javalin.
Noob lvl 40
Your horse dies in battle. You spend the next several minutes chasing horses on foot. The one you finally catch has only a pixel of health and dies to the first arrow that comes your way.
JuicyDeath
Banned
1k EXP to lvl 42
you've updated svn version, which is not save compatible and export is not possible
you've updated svn version, which is not save compatible and export is not possible
thrakkemarn
Sergeant at Arms
lvl 46
You turn off weapon breaking so that you can use your lance to win all the tournaments, and then get killed by an enemy who still has their lance after the initial charge.
You turn off weapon breaking so that you can use your lance to win all the tournaments, and then get killed by an enemy who still has their lance after the initial charge.
JuicyDeath
Banned
lvl 47
oneshoted by 1 lvl peasant with shot spear or 2h axe
oneshoted by 1 lvl peasant with shot spear or 2h axe
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lvl 48
Buying new Heavy Horse
charging 4 latrinacularii (?) head-on right after that and getting multiple horse-javelinheadshots at once ... Heavy Horse turned Lame.
lvl 49
beeing pushed from the wall by your own peasants in a siegedefense on the outside of the wall
lvl 50
Impaling 49 of 50 Dux Gisarme with your lance and getting your horse killed by the last one because of hitting him 1ms too early.
After Horsekill said Dux Gisarme flees and you can't catch him
lvl 52
forgetting lvl 51
lvl53
losing your mainweapon because of wild key-mashing in midst of the battle
Buying new Heavy Horse
charging 4 latrinacularii (?) head-on right after that and getting multiple horse-javelinheadshots at once ... Heavy Horse turned Lame.
lvl 49
beeing pushed from the wall by your own peasants in a siegedefense on the outside of the wall
lvl 50
Impaling 49 of 50 Dux Gisarme with your lance and getting your horse killed by the last one because of hitting him 1ms too early.
After Horsekill said Dux Gisarme flees and you can't catch him
lvl 52
forgetting lvl 51
lvl53
losing your mainweapon because of wild key-mashing in midst of the battle
I'm at lvl 9 I guess 
I even deliver 2 or 3 headshot to the one who stand in my way. This is pretty annoying
Some times, I intentionally did that to the friendly lords' army though.
I used to get beaten by a band of looters and killed myself by jumping from the sieg wall too.
"danmaku sickness syndrome" in Warband ? lol you will eventually end up being a pin pillow.
lvl 54
Having a well-equiped band of Knights serving under you, while you and your companion still wearing leather jerkin.
lvl 55
During a siege, you tried to copy the lords and king by charging at the enemy lines ahed of your men, and get pwned before you could reach the wall.
I even deliver 2 or 3 headshot to the one who stand in my way. This is pretty annoying
Some times, I intentionally did that to the friendly lords' army though.
I used to get beaten by a band of looters and killed myself by jumping from the sieg wall too.
"danmaku sickness syndrome" in Warband ? lol you will eventually end up being a pin pillow.
lvl 54
Having a well-equiped band of Knights serving under you, while you and your companion still wearing leather jerkin.
lvl 55
During a siege, you tried to copy the lords and king by charging at the enemy lines ahed of your men, and get pwned before you could reach the wall.
lvl 56
pressing the tab button when dead believing that it will show your kills...when you outnumber the ennemy
Retreat !
pressing the tab button when dead believing that it will show your kills...when you outnumber the ennemy
Retreat !
lvl 57
having restarted numerous games (in many mods) when you simply wanted to only change your name... and just now realizing you could have changed your name in character screen
having restarted numerous games (in many mods) when you simply wanted to only change your name... and just now realizing you could have changed your name in character screen
blackitalian said:you could have changed your name in character screen
What !? Are you serious ?
thrakkemarn
Sergeant at Arms
blackitalian said:lvl 57
having restarted numerous games (in many mods) when you simply wanted to only change your name... and just now realizing you could have changed your name in character screen
lvl 58 - Restarting your character when you wanted to change your face and then realizing you could have changed your face in the character screen
nice to know i'm not alone in my noobishness.
