✄The Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy Thread✄ (Free Breakfast)

[Krik]

 

[Delora Filth]

You wanna see my purple place?

 

[Krik]

Well if you're offering...

 

[Delora Filth]

PURPLE PLACE!!!

 

[MadocComadrin]

I've come back to restore order! Sweet Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchic order! I've brought with me all of the capybaras (all of them), and

隐藏: The Taleworlds Vending Machine

to support me!

 

[Delora Filth]

Resistance is futile.

 

[Swissky]

What does a breakfast consist of?

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Hamburgers

But only if you're trying to eat a nutritiously.

 

[Swissky]

Will there be legal drugs? 

 

[Krik]

Yes but they're so wacky they haven't been invented yet.

 

[Swissky]

How wacky? Wacky Tobacky-like or MJ like?

 

[FrisianDude]

How wacky? Wacky Tobacky-like or MJ like?

Think King Radical.

 

[Delora Filth]

We're working on a non-addictive, non-toxic cross between heroin and LSD.

 

[Swissky]

We're working on a non-addictive, non-toxic cross between heroin and LSD.

Count me in.

 

[Delora Filth]

It was mostly meant to placate third world countries, but ok.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

 

[Swissky]

If a stranger offers you drugs, say yes and thank you because drugs are expensive/highly taxed.

 

[Dodes]

If a horse offers you drugs, immediately contact your local authorities because horses are incapable of human language, let alone the offering and distribution of narcotics.