✄The Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy Thread✄ (Free Breakfast)

[K-64]

Woohoo then.

 

[MadocComadrin]

Zoos are meh anyways.  I approve.  And we all know that I have as much authority as Madoc Bob Barker.

Fixed

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

But who the hell is Bob Barker?!

 

[MadocComadrin]

He's everyone's greatest hero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Barker

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

[me=Cookie]sees wiki page picture. Flexes.[/me]

 

[Feragorn]

I'm reactivating (and dissolving) the government. All with me, don't say anything, as it can and will be used against you in a kangaroo court of law.

 

[Delora Filth]

Herring!

 

[Feragorn]

Herring!

What a wonderful suggestion for an execution method.

 

[Delora Filth]

*Tosses herring at Fera*

INEFFECTIVE!

 

[Feragorn]

No, my good man, for you.

Guards! Feed him herring...

...until he dies!

 

[Delora Filth]

You have no idea of a Norwegian's capacity for herring my good man.

 

[Feragorn]

Nor you a Jew's.

I'm well aware of the amount of herring needed to kill a large Scandinavian. There have been... extensive tests.

 

[Delora Filth]

You're the one who killed Ragnar?! You sick ****! Herring doesn't go there!

 

[Feragorn]

No comment.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'll get you back for this.

 

[Feragorn]

Try that with a mouth (and ass) full of herring!

 

[Delora Filth]

I'm far more herring-hardened than Ragnar ever was. Do your best.

 

[Delora Filth]

No one asked what you want. It's for the common good.

 

[Baguette Eater]

This thread is going places, not college, but places.

 

[Delora Filth]

Purple places!