✄The Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy Thread✄ (Free Breakfast)

[MadocComadrin]

Who hosts these game shows?

Me.

You deliver the postman's mail?

I came back for the free breakfast. But I'm staying for the capybara.

Go Capybara!

 

[FrisianDude]

I feel the two should be combined. Capybara for breakfast.

 

[Krik]

Since bob got a G36 instead of a shotgun, can I have a penguin instead of a capybara?

 

[MadocComadrin]

No, Capybaras are mandatory!

 

[Krik]

What if I exchange the breakfast for a penguin?

 

[MadocComadrin]

The breakfast is nonexchangeable; however, you are allowed to lure penguins WITH the breakfast. That's one of our most basic and protected rights!

 

[Krik]

Alright, I'm in.

 

[Evil Cereal]

May I suggest an afternoon cookie programme?

 

[Schemer]

Free breakfast? Commie!

 

[Baguette Eater]

I'd think twice about insulting our glorious governement, lest people begins to think you're a zombie, which we're very well equipped to fight.

Can I still join you and get my G36 if I get a penis enlargement before joining?

 

[TARDIS]

Free breakfast? Commie!

隐藏

http://It's ****ing nothing!

Hey peasants. Just got my free, rationed breakfast (first in line, *****es, **** was SO cash). Pic related, my free breakfast.

 

[MadocComadrin]

Free breakfast? Commie!

Nonsense! We give breakfast as a sign of goodwill! Don't go dragging down the cultural institutions implemented by our government for your petty political gains!

 

[Delora Filth]

Dogs really love me. Can I be in command of the army?

 

[greatsword]

Is there a Ferret Bereau of Investigation?
If so I'll join, also I want complimentary cutlery with my Breakfast!

 

[RalliX]

I don't believe there is Greatsword. Perhaps you should join the Capybaras.

+You can eat your co-workers without fear of cannibalism charges.
+You'll be sitting around with the equivalent of a bunch of furry, cute pigs.
--You'll probably have to do all the work yourself, for equality's sake.

 

[FrisianDude]

There's a Ferret Bureau of Instigation, though.

 

[Delora Filth]

You'll have to ferret out what they're instigating first though.

 

[rebelknight]

 

[Delora Filth]

Live damn you, LIVE! All glory to the Lottocratically preselected meritocratic oligarchy!

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Name's too long and complicated for us peasants. We can't say it out loud milord.