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  1. Mrs. Dryvus

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    I have a theory that every picture Monty has posted is his face photoshopped onto the first Google result.
  2. Mrs. Dryvus

    Annual Off-Topic TW Awards Ceremony 2016! Main thread. READ THE ****ING OP!

    IA said:
    I can't believe Mrs D. didn't win.
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    Oh fortune! Oh how the mighty have fallen! I even have the Mrs. right there in the name. There's no pleasing you guys.
  3. Mrs. Dryvus

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    Dryvus said:
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    Would bang again.
  4. Mrs. Dryvus

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    Flin Flon said:
    I have food.
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    Where? In that there van with the blackened windows?
  5. Mrs. Dryvus

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    I went to fancy schmancy high tea. Food was good and plentiful. Would've eaten it in the maintenance closet if I could have, but pretending to be social was how I earned my food.

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  6. Mrs. Dryvus

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    Dryvus said:
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    Unzips.
  7. Mrs. Dryvus

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    SacredStoneHead said:
    Comrade Crimson said:
    Yes, that is a Mohawk, and it is spiky and consistent down the back of my head too. I am Spyro the Raider or something like that.
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    I can't be the only one seeing this:

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    People...?
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    I saw it.
  8. Mrs. Dryvus

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    Das Longbowman said:
    Well atleast I'm not taking pictures half-naked in the bathroom and uploading them to a forum with 150.000 users.

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    He dun it. I dun it. Hell, purty boy Dryvus dun it, dang it.
  9. Mrs. Dryvus

    Dreams

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    Dude, you're awesome!

    P.S. Dryvus used to dream of me every night, but now it's all fast and furious dreams of old men.
  10. Mrs. Dryvus

    Dating Thread, v. II

    Urgrevling said:
    Cyborg Eastern European said:
    Well, do with the woman like with am arrogant Persian messenger, then.
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    For just a second there I was so sure you were talking about Mrs. Dryvus. She's on too rarely these days.
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    Oh yeah? Shows how much you know!

    This proves nothing.
  11. Mrs. Dryvus

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    As a bunch of tools.
  12. Mrs. Dryvus

    Hot Dudes Thread

    Most are too muscle-y for me, but mm mm at Wrapped's #6.
  13. Mrs. Dryvus

    Hot Dudes Thread

    I would do some of those guys.
  14. Mrs. Dryvus

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    DoctorPainkiller said:
    So I found some old pictures of me visiting legoland when I was 6 or 7...

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    Looks like they had to hose it off after you were done.
  15. Mrs. Dryvus

    What made you happy today?

    I was told today that I'm getting a really good raise and a bonus too. I'll be able to afford a better condo now, but I'll probably find another way to spend the extra cash.
  16. Mrs. Dryvus

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    What the frig, dude, my boyfriend is standing like right there! I usually wait until he's fallen asleep before dispensing the blowjobs.
  17. Mrs. Dryvus

    What made you happy today?

    Tee hee hee hee!
  18. Mrs. Dryvus

    What made you happy today?

    I will do no such thing, sir! I'm not that flexible. :sad:
  19. Mrs. Dryvus

    What made you happy today?

    This thread made me happy today. It's so roomy!

    Inb4 like your vagina. :sad:
  20. Mrs. Dryvus

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    Oh okay, not just me waiting. To be honest, I was starting to worry.
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