1. What is your stance regarding monobrows? They, like monoCLES, are essential for a respectable Gentle manne
2. if you were a music genre, would you averse me dancing to you naked in front of the mirror, singing along? only if you can sing well and/or are sexy HOBOLADY
3. How frequently do you pee under the shower? daily
4. What is your stance in regard of big booty *****es? see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
5. Taking into account the growth of the universe, if a standard Project Orion nuclear pulse propelled starship would take off tomorrow at exactly 15:42, when would it reach the other end of our galaxy? we'd have to travel back in time to when that **** actually made sense to people
6. What was the impact of digging Kola Superdeep Borehole on the strength of Earth's magnetic field?
7. Do you own a pair of respectful manboobs? I've been shopping around but have yet to come across ones that properly accent my butt-flab