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  1. Battle of Aescesdun loop (serious game breaker)

    I just got this bug too.  It is hilarious.

    After I repeated the battle two more times, cutting down the same assortment of saxons each time, a merry band of ten masterless men appeared and joined the danish in the third and final assault.  After that battle was complete, the masterless men took all of the remaining saxons as prisoners (Yes... over three hundred prisoners) and proceeded to run away from me.

    Not one to... Heh... avoid a challenge, I chased down and slaughtered the horribly equipped merry band of masterless men with nought but my long battle axe and a tastefully painted tattoo, and I got an entire army as payment.  Now I march with three hundred and fifteen men to... Whatever comes next.

    Cheers!  :roll:

  2. Moral Problems?

    I offer greets to the conquistador!

    First I would like to ask how big your army is, as army size tends to have a large effect on Morale.  You have already mentioned that you are paying wages and have enough food, so I would only remind that multiable food types have a positive effect on morale.  Finally, assaulting your own troops native lands makes them sad and unhappy.

    They, of course, do not see themselves as liberators of their homelands, no, they become unhappy at the liberation of the peasants and goods by ransack of their pitiful homes.  Peasants these days, psh.

  3. Looting and honor

    I dare you to speak to the lord who owns the villages you are stealing from. =]

  4. cannot retreat enemies nearby

    When I fall in battle, I roleplay unconciousness by violently slamming my head once against my keyboard, then laying there untill such a time as my conciousness returns.  It is quite realistic.

  5. Anything happen when the game ends?

    It is simple why this question would be in the Diplomacy Board.  For the Hardest entity to open diplomatic threa- Talks with is yourself.

  6. Anything happen when the game ends?

    I had read somewhere before that the more awesome your faction becomes, the more aggressive the other factions become against you, which results in a massive ganging against your many juicy cities, resulting in sheer pwn and leveling of the playing field, making sure that one faction does not rule all.  However, it seems that your faction is just so immensely awesome, other factions simply do not exist any more and you have beaten the game in the most obsene way possible.

    Shame on you for being so awesome.

    It is possible that there simply is no more gameplay after this point of one faction rules all, since it could be hardcoded that a single faction is not actually ment to rule all.  I could be wrong, but this is what I have heard.

  7. Right to Rule

    Phoss 说:
    Heh, I was just doing some mercenary work for the Sultan. Maybe I'll help the Rhod's take it next time they try =).  I do like their wall of shields and piercing crossbow death.
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    Maybe.... Maybe you are not as much an inferior blaspheme as much as I had believed, O-Ever-Filthy-Rebel, but still the generosity of the mighty Rhodok Emp- Aherm, Kingdom, knows no bounds and shall grant you pardon should you kneel at our gloriously clean feet, begging for forgiveness and offering yourself to the greater good!

  8. Right to Rule

    Phoss 说:
    Oook...I'm just gonna assume your name says it all =)

    Your badass Rhodoks just tried to take Shiraz, but failed to make it past my War Cleaver. They ran off into the mountains, undoubtedly to seek comfort with some mountain goats.
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    What!? Lies, it must be!  The Glorious Rhodok emp-  Kingdom would never seek to assault such a pitiful cess pit such as Shariz, I fear you have gone delusional you unimportant, filthy worm. =]

  9. Right to Rule

    I also get right to rule when under merc contract.  So far I've only ever been under merc contract to the Rhodoks.

    You see, the Rhodoks are so badass and so very much elite, even their most lowly soldier can be considered fit to gain credit to rule over the filthy masses which make up the pethetic upstart rebels of Calradia.  You see, for the entire time I have been contracted to my one and only King Graveth, many rebels have risen against my justful authority, of which they were soon to take wisdom in the real position of their worthless lives and would make peace with my almighty King.

    Should you gain right to rule under any faction other than the Rhodoks, then you my friend, are a blaspheme and should be put to work in my glorious Rhodok-ian taverns as a... Uhhm... Table Dancer!

  10. Imprisoned Lords - A Suggestion

    I recommend forcing captured kings to marry your female character. =]

  11. Charging with death cam

    I want the ability to spontaniously combust as I lay unconcious on the field, then my hard earned troops will not have to moan my passing, as they will have one big Barb-be-que instead.

    Can I also have marshmellows as I watch my loathed enemies burn from my fiery wrath?

  12. A spike in unemployment?

    Maybe the world of Calradia is in reccession.  Would explain all the cheap fish I see.

  13. [S] Litus

    JudasIscariot 说:
    Hm. I still appear to be having trouble, although I'm 99.9% sure that I've done all that. I've got it in C:\Users\<Thisismyname>\Documents\Mount&Blade Warband\Modules\Litus, extracted and all.

    Thanks for the kind greeting.
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    Hello Helloes Judas!

    I am not entirely sure what the answer could be if the directory is correcty.  Sorry man! =]

  14. [S] Litus

    JudasIscariot 说:
    Rad 说:
    Somehow I am not understand what are you writing about. You evidently don't have any experiences with these games at all.  Download Litus upack it by 7-zip or WinRAR be sure you have module Litus only under one directory and under two, copy this Litus to directory Modules of game, choose Litus in Window while starting Warband and play. Before starting to play Litus delete all old saves of Litus in Documents and settings. Very easy but you can know at least something. I am tired to answer such questions again and again.  :???:
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    Well, first off, thank you for your lovely kind manner. I have done all of that and it still does not work.
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    I offer the greets to Judas!

    When putting a mod into the modules folder, it must be in its own subfolder.  An example would be: C:/Program files/Steam/Steamapps/Common/Most Awesome Game of all tiem/Modules/Litus

    If you have extracted the module files without a sub directory into the modules folder, Mount and blade will get confused and dirty itself.

    Similarly, if you have put in too many subdirectories for litus, mount and blade will get excited and puke all over your keyboard.

    This applies to the steam version, although the concept is the same between installation types and locations.

  15. [S] Litus

    Rad 说:
    Somehow I am not understand what are you writing about. You evidently don't have any experiences with these games at all.  Download Litus upack it by 7-zip or WinRAR be sure you have module Litus only under one directory and under two, copy this Litus to directory Modules of game, choose Litus in Window while starting Warband and play. Before starting to play Litus delete all old saves of Litus in Documents and settings. Very easy but you can know at least something. I am tired to answer such questions again and again.  :???:
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  16. [S] Litus

    Manji, those are awesome, have a cookie. *gives!*

    By the way, I have spent a minor amount of time in Custom Commander and the prospect of my companions not being intelligent enough to pick their own gear from the mighty loots is simply depressing.  Moar Litus Updates Plox! =]

    Take your time, I say!

  17. Major Issue

    Hello to the lurkers of Tech Support.  I have been playing Warband non-stop for easily a week now, sleep permitting and I have a few things to say, I request that you hear me out.  I have used the search function (I lie, but dont tell anyone) to see if my Major Issue has been encountered before...
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