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  1. Sameth

    What about some scottish-highland warriors?

    Its true, it pisses me off when people go "oh well we beat you once 3 hundred years ago", will people never look at history from a realistic point of view, the English and later the British are the most successful military power in history. And they didn't do it by raping and generally sucking as Braveheart will have you believe.

    The majority of the wars lost, such as the 'Civil War' in America (official military classification) were lost due to being lead poorly, politicians poking they're nose in and frequnetly military obligations elsewhere. As well as being poorly equipped, with low morale and often just plain outnumbered.

    Its just a sign of sheer jealousy and ignorance...

    Still, highlanders for a mod would be cool :lol:
  2. Sameth

    Awesome Kills

    Your vaguely erotic post has me aroused...
  3. Sameth

    are you a "the last days" freak?

    I can't wait for Tolkien to finally get off his arse and right that sequel!

    What are you all staring at? eh savvy?

    I wish more games and films were better written, I can tell from this distance that Crysis is going to feel empty and pointless with naught by a pretty face and funky ai...

    TLD is an awsome mod, a few bugs and niggles here and there which can annoy sometimes but overall its my favourite. Although in all honesy I have played Band of warriors more...

    Has anyone read the 'Wheel of Time' series by Robert Jordan? Its a very well written series of cliches I'll give it that, but isn't everything a cliche after Tolkien or some other great author...Yes...I'm a cynic. Woo.
  4. Sameth

    History of Calradia

    Phew, I almost though you were a retard... :wink:

    WUV U!
  5. Sameth

    Very bad/stupid military defeats.

    The good ol' scorched earth policy employed by the English in the Hundred years war? Where rather than occupying territory they burn and destroy the farms and villages to destroy Frances economy.

    It stemmed from the fact the England was outnumbered by the French and couldn't afford to dismantle the army for garrisons. It was a major cause for English victories in France as it drove the French nobles into desperation as their lands were ruined.

    Don't know what that has to do with anything...
  6. Sameth

    Modern Combat Uniform.

    Yes...But as far as I'm concerned ceramic plates are what greek people smash after dinner.

    Its true I suppose that the Brit helmet is a crap, but overall the British soldier is typically more than a match for a foreygn equivalent. I'm not 'dissin' the US military, but the tougher training (and more of it) for Brits does count for a lot more in the field than a fancy helmet. Its just a shame that theres only around 150,000 servicemen throughout the British military on active service. So attacking a country like Russia is out of the question...

    But to stop a flame war taking place, and the inevitable onslaught of patriotic insults, at the end of the day all armies in the world perform the same role and western armies in particular with similar equipment. Its just that the might of the US is found in the sheer firepower power it an bring to bear whereas the Brits rely on individuals being better than their opponents, especially so as they are frequently outnumbered in most warzones.

    Right, I'm ready. You can cut me down now.
  7. Sameth

    Modern Combat Uniform.

    Still, The US does sort of copy off the Nazi's in Helmet design. But both teh Brit and US Armour is the same, except on British kit, kevlar plates are slid into various areas of the uniform, and items such as kneepads are worn beneath the outer layer of clothing. Whereas a substantially large amount of US body armour is added 'over the top' of the uniform. As far as I know of course.

    Overall howeverteh US helmet and the British Mark 5 offer exactly the same level of protection. That flimsy neck guard quite literally does bugger all.
  8. Sameth

    Modern Combat Uniform.

    And we all know of course that the Britis harmy is T3H NUM83R 1!!!
  9. Sameth

    Your questions _CONCERNING_ the next version here

    So essentially. A bigger game world?

    I for one would like certain factions be extended. Dark Knights make their home at Dhorak Keep or shuch like, or a Khergit camp or two somewhere... Just a though.
  10. Sameth

    Fanfic Planning

    Well I'd say you've got a fair few positive comments going there mate! Now its time to write the bloody thing :shock:
  11. Sameth

    Awesome Kills

    In the latest version of Mount and Blade, I sought of challenged Gothmog to a duel, we kept chasing eachother all over that map and ignoring all other opponents. after a few minutes of clashes I made a pass on my horse and sliced his throat open, he went tumbling off his horse, which ran into a cluster of pikemen, knocking them all over the place like nine pins. In the same action I made a cut across a the back of a troll and killed it. I was quite pleased...Although its not that cool.
  12. Sameth

    Hundred Years War Roleplay

    It was on his way back from Range when William glimpsed the end of the of the fight, It was the stern Captain Humbridge who broke it up with kicks and yells.

    The Recently promoted captain was among the unfortunate few to be punished. Demoted, discipline was strict indeed, William felt sorry for the man and silently promised to meet up with him later, for as coincidence would have it they would be working together in the killing fields.

    Needing to see to his horse, William headed to the stables and spotted The 'Greengiant' a towering Irishman he'd encountered in the past.
    Geoffrey greeted him warmly in an embrace which William, a little surprised reprocated.
    "Where have you been you English?
    "Struggling, fighting...Sometimes dying. You know how it is. You?" William replied, the two went into a period of swapping tales and recounting days long gone. Geoffrey, Robert and William and others such as Richard of Norwich, Michael 'The Magician', Bowyn 'The Bow' and Frisan; a french outcast who'd joined their merry little band. The friends remained together for years until a deadly skirmish cut up most other men in the group and the pitiful group of survivors went their seperate ways, some pursuing a life of Peace, others such as those named few continued to seek out a living in war.

    It was during their discussion that William noticed the young demoted 'captain' heading their way, and cut the conversation short promising to meet and Geoffrey for an ale or ten later. At that William headed towards the Soldier, seeking to learn more about this man with the fluctuating career.

  13. Sameth

    Dramatic Moments In Your Game

    Erm...Can I watch?
  14. Sameth

    Hundred Years War Roleplay discussion

    Oh yeah.

    I guess I signed up...Howdy :wink:
  15. Sameth

    Hundred Years War Roleplay

    William rose from the small rickety stool, one of many surrounding the dwindling campfire.

    From a short distance a way, William sat soaking in the atmosphere of the large gathering of fighting men and couldn't help overhearing the cries of exultation let out by a tall man garbed in mail. It didn't take long for him to ascertain the reason for his joy.

    "Another one...Bloody hell theres more captains than soldiers in this sodding army..." He muttered to himself with dark envy of teh fellows promotion.

    Robert wandered over to William, "That Captain...Humbridge or something? Well anyway, he just told me to get get aquainted with the Longbow, I think that means you as well....Our duty for the next few days is to escort a group of Cavalry as they make patrols and other boring crap like that" Robert said with distaste.

    "It takes a man ten years to become competent with the Longbow. We've got two sodding weeks? Not possible mate..." William replied with shock, still sour over the promotion of a ranker even beneath him to such an esteemed position.

    "Well the first patrol is in two days time, so we'de better get started. Don't worry I'll hold your hand" Robert uttered already heading to the archery range with a tankard in one hand.

    "Nonce..." William muttered draining his mug and getting to his feet to follow his friend.

    OT
    (Trying to set up a meeting between Inasrian's and my midget men...)
  16. Sameth

    Fanfic Planning

    Someone needs to change cassette... :wink:
  17. Sameth

    Hundred Years War Roleplay

    Free Yeomen, Welsh archers, English Heavy infantry and knights, with Mercenaries from Ireland, Scotland, Burgundy and Germany also, all fresh from the ships. Yet more troops answering the kings call for able bodied warriors to pursue his ambitions in Europe and take back his birthright as the king of both France and England.
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    (you may have your own opinions on this, in the English legal system the Engish had claim to france, in France however they took steps to prevent this from happening. Such as changing the law to prevent the Angevins taking the rest of France.)
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    All the Men carried Longbows and large hand-and-a-half Swords longer and heavier than their french counterparts, for the peoples of Britain are stronger than their southern cousins for it takes much strength to draw the mighty longbow and maintain a steady stream of arrows until the enemy came within closing distance with the Knights and men-at-arms, many of whom bore the fearsome poleaxe to crush their foes. All of the men were armoured in Full Mail hauberks, with red Padded cloth over the top emblazoned with the the livery of a multitude of Lords and nobles, some were fortunate enough to wear half plate or a Coat-of-Plates instead, Full suits of heavy armour were discouraged among the yeomanry as mail and thick padding will dispel a blade just as well as the finest steel cuirass.    (Taking this from an Italian scholars account of English soldiers during the hundred years war) 
    The Column rode all manner of horses, hobbies, pack animals, Bay's, draft-types, anything to allow for troops to cover ground quickly English soldiers fought on foot, sometimes even the knights as fine warhorses were in rare supply with Coursers and Destriers reserved for the use of the more noble warriors in the army.

    William was no such nobleman, not a knight, although admittedly better equipped than the common soldier he was among a group of friends and fortune seekers hoping to profit from the campaign and so found himself in France. Fighting for King and Country. Honour and Glory, or perhaps Women and plunder as was the goal of most soldiers following any banner. William liked to believe the army of a thousand men he rode beside fought for a greater cause, that these men truly loved their country. Secretly knowing however that such hope was fruitless and that no man enters into service without the promise of personal gain, after all William was no different. Seeking wealth and perhaps a little land, even forming a company of soldiers himself. He was not a noble, but he had earned the respect of many a 'Sir' and an Earl or two due to his own exploits on the battlefield, his blade hand was the envy of many and such a talent had earned him a good living, in the tournaments as well he was well know for his skill, not jousting perhaps as that was reserved for knights alone, he'd even trained soldiers or worked as a mercenary in his time, his ten years of perfecting the blood sport, of being a soldier.

    Now though, William was in service to the king and would have to mind his manners amongst both the yeoman soldiers and the Uptight  barons, at least the Knights were courteous and honourable but everyone knew Barons were bastards.

    William rode on the left flank of the column, fully kitted in a mail hauberk which reached down to the knees and a coat of plates offering increased protection without sacraficing agility. On his head William wore a Great Helm masking his appearance as he bore no livery, he could probably pass for a soldier of any nation; it was a shame he couldn't speak french...

    The Freisian warhorse he sat upon was getting unruly, wanting to gallop rather then be constrained to the slow pace of the marching coloumn. It was at this moment that a figure emerged from the treeline adjacent to the beaten forest path. The man was armoured in mail mounted on a black stallion, scanning the rows of men and horses for something. Evidently finding what he was looking for, the mounted man trotted towards William.

    "William, Heard you drowned on the crossing from England" The new arrival stated matter-of-factly upon reeling his horse in beside Williams Steed.

    "You hoped... I Heard you lost your bollocks to the tip of a chargers lance" William Replied from behind his greathelm. "Its good to see you again Robert, even if your manners are slipping again".

    "Don't worry, you can forgive me later. I'm glad you're here, the army's outnumbered at least four to one, every able body is welcome". Replied the soldier identifies as Robert.

    "Aye, although I fear able bodies are in short supply in England of late, there were never many of us on and this wars chewing up whatever career prosepects I had in Hereford"

    "That bad eh? And I though you shipped because you missed me. By the way, I think you'd be surprised by the number of 'old friends' here in the army, Geoffrey 'Green Giant' - you know the big irish bastard, with a fetish for maces?"

    "Yeah, I know him. Any others? I seem to remember a number of promises being made years ago about meeting up and fulfilling the grand dream we shared once. I for one still hold it, to a lesser degree".

    "Sod it, it was hopeless anyway. Men like us, even with skill at arms and being English Freemen - can thank the plague for something I s'pose - ayway, we've no hope of building a company, becoming rich and the like. Such is only for the pretty nobles withtheir high ideals and deep pockets".

    William sighed wistfully at his friends comments, he knew them to be true. Even England, which had now thrown off the shackles of Tyranny a mans dreams were forced to remain mundane or unattainable. He was amn with ambitiion however, but with little self esteem. Such thinking shook is confidence.

    "Look, theres the camp". Robert said to William, and soon sighs of relief were being uttered by the soldiers in the column, France was a dangerous place to be English, even in territory twoscore miles from the frontlines.

    The soldiers were given permission to enter the large encampment, currently being fortified due to the recent increase in French raids.

    A grotty sergeant at arms in a stained Leather Jerkin stood leaning on a longbow answered William with a a grim smile, more out of courtesy then anything else.

    "Well then, newly arrived eh? Thought so, welcome to France sir, are you a knight by any chance?" The sergeant said formally.

    "No sir, we're...freelancers, signed up for the Heavy Infantry I believe." William answered in an equally formal tone and brief, unnoticed smile behind the face of his helmet.

    "Smelly Bastards too Sergeant, like most of the troops. Wouldn't want to offend the nobles - mighty defenders of the realm - with our human odor and tardy drinking habits, I've always wondered what a noblewomen keeps up here dress" Robert uttered sarcastically. A smile breaking across the mans face the Sergeant let out a rough laugh. Motioning for them to follow the Sergeant at arms led the pair and group of other infantrymen similarly well equipped to William. Past several rows of tents and clusters of men gathered around fires, ranging from Half drunk to sombre the English army and their allies awaited the muster to come to a conclusion, and to inevitably march to war.

    "Heres where you blokes are billetted, A captain Humbridge heads a company of 'Billmen' over yonder" The Sergeant said stopping, he motioned to the an adjacent group of tents. "They've been here before, good soldiers all of 'em, surprising how effective a simple Billhook is on the field. Gave those 'Frog' knights a fright in the woods near here not long ago" He said chuckling to himself, his eyes glazed as he recounted the event. "Anyway, as I was saying, the good Captain will help you get sorted, you are serving under the earl of Warwick until further notice, the Cap 'll tell whats going on tomorrow most likely. For now, hunker down. Its up early tomorrow as the nobles are gonna marshall their troops"

    "Whats that mean again?" Robert said.

    "It means they're gonna see whose here and whose not, and organise what troops they have into an army. The men billetted in this area of the camp are not led by anyone as of yet, like yourselve's most are independents or mercenaries, can't have that in an army so Warwick will pick you up later". 

    "Okay, I guess thats the mess tent over there?" Robert asked pointing to a large pavilion-like structure.

    "Yeah thats it, you can eat there, and that over theres the armoury. Shiny bastards like you probably won't need any new kit, but its there just in case. Now get some rest every thing will be sorted tomorrow". The Sergeant sauntered off to take his post at the West entrance to the encampment.
    The new arrivals entered their small tents, Robert and William choosing to share one with eachother than with anyone else. Having unpacked their few possessions in their saddlebags the two friendsset out to eat and get their bearings.

    "We can catch up on old times" William said, "you tell me how the twins and Sophies doing back home -" He stopped as Robert wasn't listening.

    "I wonder if they've got Beef, I love beef..."

    Sighing William followed Robert into the Mess tent, Dusk had now fallen and the activity of the camp began to die down as a hazy and pleasant french evening set in. As the Tent flap closed, the noise died and the two friends were met with the aroma of Food. Not great food, but vittles none the less!

    William would try to success in this land, or likely die in the attempt. First he needed to find some old friends to help along the way...

    Two more Englishmen, joining the kings campaign to capture france.
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    *Whoa, essay! I didn't draft this so theres probably several errors and its likely a bit rubbish/boring. I'm new at this.*

    "Well. We're here, might as well make the most of it, and we catch up on old times
  18. Sameth

    Hail the Victorious Dead!

    All my people suck...How do you manage to get such epic heroism from your NPC's?

    Overall though, interesting tales.
  19. Sameth

    Fanfic Planning

    Enough yap.

    Start writing! 

    I for one would love to read your work.
  20. Sameth

    SP Fantasy An Elder Scrolls Mod (Edited last - 22 July 07) (Modding Fest! Story added!!)

    Good idea for a mod, especially for those with the Battle size changer.
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