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5/5 Because I like that song/genre.

Since I couldn't see it, I looked up the image. I don't see how that could beat a sledgehammer...

Original but yet boring...

3/5

i see swadia is going german (HRE)

love it, looks cool, looks fresh, and looks like one mother****ing good mod

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Nope, I haven't changed a bit. 

*Nods in understandment, gives a pill to clear away the alcohol.*

Granted you can never wish again.

I wish for something to drink.

*Points out that the 50k movie screen was just a piece of paper on the wall and that we are actually in your friends house. Asks whether or not you are drunk.*

*takes a flamethrower and burns down the movie screen and says "My problem is solved."*

Wish uncorruptable because the wish itself is already corrupt.

I wish I could control my dreams.

(lucid dreaming sounds so cool)

I actually think it's pretty humorous. *snicker*

4/5

Granted, you are allowed to die but you don't since you are held in a stasis chanber for the rest of eternity doing nothing besides going insane.

I wish insanity had a cure.

Granted, people hate you so much because of your wealth that they riot and kill you.

I wish people would just get along.

ugh..

Your in jail, and the cop supposed to be guarding you is drunk. He keeps telling you about his personal life. You think your going to die. What do you do?

Reverend L. Lamb 说:

I know My age must be starting to catch up with me, it's either that or the sleep deprivation in combination with the sauce.

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You mean the secret sauce right? 

1x1General1x1 说:

How the hell hasn't Jumbo Shrimp been posted yet? 

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ok fine.

jumbo shrimp 

holy war

expect the unexpected

Eh, of what I know about him he seems to be an average joe, and that's better than most.

You are a soldier on a modern-day battlefield. You are trying to bust into a house full of enemies and hostages. They are heavily armed and the hostages could get hurt if you do anything drastic. What do you do?