But kitten knows the trick of yelling "surprise" to nullify the "rape' lable, and so the evil lion/puddy cat has "raped" hundreds of innocent homeless black* children.
*the label of black children is meant in a non-racist, purely entertaining manner to demonstrate the heartless action of the bandit kitten. All complaints to this connotation should be directed at the KelquethaS burro of Management and Public Relations. They can be contacted at 1-800-555-RAPE, or PM the public relations officer Master Unicorn.
** By reading the above contract all TaleWorld forum members have agreed, and are obligated to, do the following; resign any positions in the organization "KelquethaS's Employees!" and pay a $2000 US dollar fine to the Kitten Relocation Program that is currently helping with abused and homeless cats all across the country. Second, all TaleWorld forum members will be required to participate in the K-TIT, seeing as it will be AWSOME. Finaly members have also agreed to sign the "Petition to revoke the independence of the United States"*** which can be found at the following web address "http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2007/01/14/petition-to-revoke-the-independence-of-the-united-states/"
***for those too lazy to read the petition before their forced signing, here is an summery "To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honorable Tony Blair MP, for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. The House of Representatives and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed." after this summery i would still advice reading the full petition seeing as it is hilarious.
Thank you for you Participation and cooperation