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Death was my teacher

And it shall be yours too.

alabaman 说:

Sorry for the bump but holy ******** **** ****ting nipples this has got to be the funniest topic.

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Grammatical Correction: Holy ******** **** ****ting nipples Batman

Great guide.
I am probably more proficient with a 2-handed mounted combat, say with a glaive, then I am with cav v cav lance combat, and even cav v infantry lance combat.

Nothing to me if more satisfying than swooping in one an oblivious player, doing a 2-handed sweep "drive by", or landing a bump slash kill on a heavily shielded player.

You insulted the developers about how buggy their games are, yet I have yet to encounter any game breaking glitches, nor minor ones.

The title was asinine "...I wont be buying anymore Taleworlds games". No one cares.

Not really trolling, but you did come off whiny.
Post your problems in the bug thread, and try to phrase your words better.

Some servers might have the reflect mod
Basically, any damage on friendlies gets reverted on them.

Archers take the damage and get interrupted, not you.
Tkers kill themselves when they deal what would have been a death blow on you

The negative is that, lets be honest, in the thick of the fight, odds are at least once you might come close to, or even hit your teammate.
Accidents do happen.

Also, it takes away some of the realism of the game, if that stuff bothers you.

I would join, but I dont have a team....
Are we allowed to spectate matches?

pickled_heretic 说:

narref 说:

It's just as stupid as saying that characters with black or darker skin should run faster.

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Wait... you mean they don't?

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Obviously. Why else would they need to steal my bike?

I have no problem with mount vs infantry combat, and Ill take a 2handed weapon over a spear on mount any day

While its true, anatomically, boys are more physically capable than girls.
However, this is a videogame.

So If someone wants to play as Helga, the 7ft tall bovine Betty, let them

And if someone wants to play as Quentin the Cake Decorator , then let them

The Devs have far greater concerns, and if they were to add something to Warband, I highly doubt it would be as trivial and unnecessary as gender differences.

I agree with hobo, this is kinda sexist

Who says I can't be Helga, the muscular mistress with blimp biceps and a unibrow

Or Heraldo, the incredibly flamboyant warlord, but his only life ambition is to follow his passion and become a world renown expressive dancer

Basically, without you on the field, your men degenerate into slack-jawed morons.

Your hired blades picked the wrong peasant to fight, because Jeremiah the rice paddy worker turned into death incarnate.

LordHasek 说:

I can attest to the effectiveness of Günther's tactics, however I should mention the particular formation used above requires the center player to be well armored before engaging.

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DON'T BE DAFT, WRAP YOUR SHAFT.

In seriousness, I typically play a lot of battle, it being my favorite game type.
People are less eager to go charging in with their great axe held high above the head, only to receive a well placed arrow in the cranium.

You tend to see a lot of innate, instinctive tactics.
Over time you develop them, and before you know it, your doing basic and highly effective battle tactics, without even realizing

On field by the river, this archer was standing on a fence.
I ride, jump the fence, and in mid-air I slashed him across the head with my volouge.
He dies, I lol.

So a good tactic is never assume your safe
Well, actually that applies to everything

1. Old Tf2 (basically before all the updates ruined it and Valve started milking their costumers)
2. M&B Warband
3. Age of Mythology (loved that game)
4. Portal
5. Super Meat Boy

I got warband off steam a while back, with the whole CD key fiasco

KillerMongoose 说:

Armor honestly has very little effect in the battlefield, longbow to the face, 9 in 10 times it will kill you instantly, great long axe to the head, same effect. When you look at history armor doesn't exactly make you invulnerable.

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The point of armor isn't to make you invulnerable. That's the dream, but really its designed for protection, and mobility.
If you think armor has little effect in the battlefield, Im inclined to call you a moron.
And the reasons you give for why its not effective.
Well, duh, your helmet wont protect you from an axe to the face.

I can't even tell whether your talking about the game or real life now.
In real life, armor is incredibly effective, stopping that piece of shrapnel going into your brain, or making the bullet that would have killed you only seriously wound you.

In the game, armor still has its uses. Trade mobility for being able to take more hits, and its even more useful on horseback, when you have the mobility.

This is going to be my last post on this fail of a thread, and I recommend the one I responded to be yours.

Oh, and now you've found out that the majority don't like your idea, how convenient that a friend gave you the idea. We had all thought you were stupid, but now we realize it was your stupid friends idea.
All is forgiven.

When I said "Lets ignore realism" I meant lets ignore the fact that your ideas are completely unrealistic, which someone else brought to a point.

'My lord, that man there got 10 kills'
'Send in X amount of heavily armed soldiers, then order them to leave after X amount of minutes'

'Look, now he killed 15'
'Have our invisible archers fire a volley of arrows'

'Ouch, now he and the others are just staying by the spawns, not even capturing the castle'
'Its the enemies fault for playing siege, send in more soldiers, arrow storms, and catapult shots'

Siege gets broken, a large group of people move to a battle server

Seriously?
Nice.

Ok, I guess that option would be fine
Whatever floats your boat, bro

If they add this, I demand they also add the option to see your horses HP bar
Right now, the best I can do is count how many arrows are in him. 

KillerMongoose 说:

Leave your opinions but don't flame because honestly it'll make you look like an eight year old and you won't get any real point across. If you disagree then present your argument in a logical way.

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No. This with out a doubt has to be one of the most stupid, uneducated ideas ever.
Lets ignore realism for a second.
The ideas you came up with are game breaking.
Heavily armored bots? Catapult fire?
If you get such high kill streaks in M&B, odds are 1 or both things are happening:
1. You are incredibly good at this game
2. Your fighting new or bad players
If your doing well, its likely that others on your team are doing well
Soon, (just like in CoD) people will unable to fight back, thanks to an army of bots, or spawning into an arrow storm.

Gooday Sir