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  1. Nord_Jesus

    Ragequit

    I miss those times back in beta.
  2. Nord_Jesus

    Those Funny Warband Moments

    **** out of luck
    Not more than an hour ago on the siege we were playing castle 1.
    We were getting sieged pretty hard but we finally got those pesky swadians on the retreat.

    Meanwhile one of the Swadians, Sir-something-something had fallen down on that (shack?) besides gatehouse and was trapped.
    Almost the whole defending group(Rhodoks with huuge hammers) was just staring at him and those right above hadn't noticed him.

    He was ****ed and he knew it. He didn't move at all.  :mrgreen:
  3. Nord_Jesus

    quite dumb of me to ask but.....

    You'll get in.

    Go with jesus bro.
  4. Nord_Jesus

    Banned from S5 by Noobs

    ScientiaExcelsa 说:
    You seem like the type that would.  :lol:

    How about OOTS?  I've never touched a pair of D&D dice, yet I find the strip hilarious.

    Havent read order of the stick in a while but yeah I like em.
    Right now I'm reading a helluva lot of the Married to the sea comics.
    The absurdity makes it all worth.

    Other than that i daily or almost daily read
    Xkcd
    The perry bible fellowship (he really needs to start making those comics again)
    Ms paint adventures
    Dinosaur comics
    WullfMorgenthaler
    and Explosm.
  5. Nord_Jesus

    Banned from S5 by Noobs

    ScientiaExcelsa 说:
    Ah, as am I!  I only frequent my favorites, though.  I've tried to find good new ones, but they're not easy to find.  Are you an Irregular Wecomic fan, perchance?  How about Dr. McNinja?

    I friggin love Dr.McNinja!
  6. Nord_Jesus

    Banned from S5 by Noobs

    ScientiaExcelsa 说:
    Please tell me you just now drew that and have not been saving it for a timely occasion.

    It's an Natalie Dee comic.
    Trust Jesus on this one.
    for he is a webcomic connoisseur!  :cool:
  7. Nord_Jesus

    {22nd} The 22nd Battalion

    Orion 说:
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    Mabons 说:
    If I ever end up rolling in cash, the first thing I will buy is an Aston Martin DB9. That car is awesome.

    What that sort of money I'd buy some Harley Davidsons instead and customize them. Some old school bobbers and a few choppers.
    If you haven't already guessed it I'm more of a motorcycle man.

    SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMNED MONEY RIGHT THIS SECOND. :evil:

    Harleys are held together by brand recognition and hope. Get your self a Big Dog instead. Though I suppose if you're outside of the USA or Canada that would be difficult.

    Yeah, they are nice bikes. Sadly they'll cost a fortune to import to Europe.
    Also. Ive completely fallen in love with Walz hardcore cycles. You should check em out if you don't know that brand already. :grin:

    Edit
    I forgot it was a hypothetical situation where money doesn't matter.
  8. Nord_Jesus

    {22nd} The 22nd Battalion

    Mabons 说:
    If I ever end up rolling in cash, the first thing I will buy is an Aston Martin DB9. That car is awesome.

    What that sort of money i'd buy some Harley Davidsons instead and customize them. Some old school bobbers and a few choppers.
    If you haven't already guessed it im more of a motorcycle man.

    SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMNED MONEY RIGHT THIS SECOND. :evil:
  9. Nord_Jesus

    {22nd} The 22nd Battalion

    Spanky89 说:
    Nord_Jesus 说:
    Spanky89 说:
    Tornado_2142 说:
    i can read your registration plate !

    Haha so? =)? you gona come and steal my car :wink:?

    I might.
    Oh, and if you do not mind me asking.
    How can you afford that *****in' ride?  :lol:

    its not that expensive :wink:.. i am buying a BMW 6 series next summer (year 2011) :wink: thats a 100 000 euros car 6 series baby :wink:.. i currently have the 3 series thats 35 000 euros... just like a normal volvo or something...

    design_exterieur.jpg


    AC-Schnitzer-TENSION-BMW-6--Series.jpg


    Even though it

    35.000 is still serious money. In Sweden, how much do you have to pay in taxes and registration and such?

    Oh and by the way. I too am a Bmw owner.

    e36 bmw :smile:
  10. Nord_Jesus

    {22nd} The 22nd Battalion

    Spanky89 说:
    Tornado_2142 说:
    i can read your registration plate !

    Haha so? =)? you gona come and steal my car :wink:?

    I might.
    Oh, and if you do not mind me asking.
    How can you afford that *****in' ride?  :lol:
  11. Nord_Jesus

    {22nd} The 22nd Battalion

    Tornado_2142 说:
    i have a better picture plaz, i cought somebody doing wrong deeds :S

    ownedn.png

    any guesses ? that guy is raping a horse :/

    I knew something was fishy among you 22nd's!
  12. Nord_Jesus

    Best manual blocker(EU)

    I actually managed to get 6 votes.

    Interesting.
  13. Nord_Jesus

    Warbands meets Rocky 4

    I like how, when they get backhanded, they spin around the wrong way.

    This is obviously fake.  :mrgreen:
  14. Nord_Jesus

    Warbands meets Rocky 4

    8/10 - keep up the brilliant work.

    Oh and by the way we should totally arrange a warband iron fist tournament!
  15. Nord_Jesus

    Amon Amarth!

    Skandinav 说:
    I agree, viking metal is very enjoyable, and Amon Amarth is a good band ( too bad they sing in english though, IMO ). Black metal ( and the viking subgenre ) is really the only music genre native to Scandinavia we know of today, so it is really not off-topic at all, Eragoen.

    That and melodic deathmetal which was "invented" in Sweden.
    Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, At The Gates etc.
  16. Nord_Jesus

    I've got headache

    cameron112497 说:
    01101001 01101110 01100011 01101100 01110101 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011

    or if your lazy. including yours.

    49 27 6d 20 6e 6f 20 73 74 72 61 6e 67 65 72 20 74 6f 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 2e  :cool:

    Epeen +1
    chance to have sex - 25%
    It was worth it though.
  17. Nord_Jesus

    I've got headache

    In this thread:

    Bad puns.  :mrgreen:
  18. Nord_Jesus

    I've got headache

    _Benedict_ 说:
    A Nord threw this axe in my face, and i was still alive..(15%)
    I guess this shouln't happen? :lol:


    That'll teach you to stop picking your nose.
  19. Nord_Jesus

    {22nd} The 22nd Battalion

    Mudcrab 说:
    Nord_Jesus 说:
    Twas nice crossing blades with you on the siegeserver today. Had loads of fun.  :grin:

    We had equal kills at the end of that match.....

    Yeah and I may have had double the deaths, but who cares? I was besieging you  :roll:

    Nevermind the K/D ratios, what means something is that damn flag.
    although I was kinda surprised that I managed not to get raped up the arse by you lot.  :mrgreen:
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