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  1. forksaint

    Mount&Blade version 0.903 is out!

    Zaro 说:
    Crysis requires 12 GB of HD space to install.

    That is because Crysis appears almost life-like at a glance.

    Yes, if your computer can run it with video options set anywhere above Low it does. For me it's nothing special  :sad:

    Zaro 说:
    it just shows that huge textures and shiny effects don't help very much in the long run.

    All it shows is that we prefer good game play with older graphics over dull game play with the latest graphics. You should also realise that the M&B crowd doesn't reflect the feelings of the gaming industry, since the fact that we are playing m&b shows that everyone on this forum puts gameplay over graphics.

    That's why M&B players rock  :grin:
    On a more serious note however, the regulars of this forum, compared to forums of multi-million budget games, are seemingly far more literate on average.

    I'm not insinuating anything, though.  :roll:
  2. forksaint

    Guitar help please

    Merentha 说:
    This is pretty much what I think you should be going for. 

    :lol:  :lol:

    Keeping the goals and expectations up are we?
    Personally, I suck at GH2. Can't even play the ones I perform on stage. And that's on Medium  :roll:
  3. forksaint

    Explain your Name.

    Nabutso 说:
    forksaint 说:
    Nabutso 说:
    I knew, but I didn't play when it was Zelda Online.
    I was in Fox for a while, global guild.
    How do you know me?

    Fox? Never heard of that. I was SL, then SNC, classic server; before there were other servers.
    There might have been one with a similar name that I recall.
    Well I started playing around 01-02, So there were other servers already.
    Don't see how you remember me.

    In sparring tournaments your name might have popped up. After Killermech's reign a lot of new ones appeared on the arenas.
    Honestly I thought I recalled you from (SM) or similar, but that might've been "Naruto". I went by names such as E.R.L. or Blind Bear.
  4. forksaint

    Explain your Name.

    Nabutso 说:
    I knew, but I didn't play when it was Zelda Online.
    I was in Fox for a while, global guild.
    How do you know me?

    Fox? Never heard of that. I was SL, then SNC, classic server; before there were other servers.
    There might have been one with a similar name that I recall.
  5. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    Edit: I found out the King Cobra has half-inch-long fangs.
    It is therefore incapable of killing it if it can't reach up to the bear's nose.
  6. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    Easy. The bear would die anyway, so let's say the cobra somehow manages to survive the stomping.
    I see that as the only way any of them could "win".
  7. forksaint

    Explain your Name.

    Nabutso 说:
    Used to play a game called Graal Online, my friend wanted me to go join them on the RP server, Valkorlia, and I had to make up a unique name.
    It just stuck with me since then, even though I hardly played on that server again.

    Before then, I just used the default name Unknown, which noobs ussualy had becuase they didin't know how to change their names.

    You swine. You didn't even know that game was called Zelda Online at first? :shock: I remember you now. What clan were you in?
  8. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    I thought you all were American and looking down on me because I can't enjoy the beauty of the obviously retarded.
    And seeing as you actually watch a lot of American commercials, I think it was justified.

    Well, if you like "tactically mindless" movies, I will suggest this one:



    They're actually trying to be serious, and the protagonist is also the producer of the movie.

    Deprived of intelligent plot, it features special effects like rockets being launched from the air intakes of a Sikorsky transport helicopter,
    and select quotes like "With all due respect sir, I'm a bodybuilder, not a runner" (heavily accented)
    While the pic on the cover promises action in the form of jet planes and tanks, guess what? Nowhere to be found.
    However, an old Volvo has been painted camo and mounted with searchlights. The end of the movie shows it off in a priceless manner.

    It's no fun when they have the money to make quality movies and still don't.
  9. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    FailPlaneRoof.jpg


    I'll take a quality movie over one of those any day. And I'm not ashamed of being European.
  10. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    Commercial icons are rarely worshipped in Europe.
    I have to guess it's a bit of irony here that I don't get. If so, I apologize.
  11. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    Despite the fact that I can agree with number 47, that was a big load of bull IMO. And people are making cult about it?
  12. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    Maximilian 说:
    You never heard about the internet legend of Chuck Norris?

    Please. Enlighten me.
  13. forksaint

    Animal Death Match Substitute Match 6 - 1 King Cobra vs 1 Grizzly Bear

    They're actors. Bad ones. 5 or more eagles would be overkill for their pansy asses.
    They would scream after management consulting, security and sexy-ass nurses after a minute.

    Whatever happened to American national symbols, if Norris and Stallone carry more weight in preference than the goddamn eagle?
  14. forksaint

    Explain your Name.

    My name originates from an old MMOG, Zelda Online.

    Fork is the annoying weapon you can use to PK people in No PK zones, and saint is a status you get, for not PKing, that makes you invulnerable.

    It originated when a stupid friend of mine put "THE MAN" after his own name. I was about 12 or something.
    I immediately went insane, changed my name to "FORKSAINT THE MAN", put on a cow's head and started bugging those goddamn RP'ers till I got permabanned.
    Good riddance. After that, it kinda stuck in my mind as one of the most clever things I've done.
  15. forksaint

    Smoking

    Start a thread about it or
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  16. forksaint

    Smoking

    Tostig 说:
    I think this topic has left out one of the main reasons why I detest anti-smokers. They just don't realise smoking is cool.
    All the cool kids do it.

    Yeah, if you define "cool" as "not poking out your eyes for being retarded".
    And that's the strange thing about it: I don't even live in the US.
  17. forksaint

    Smoking

    I smoke and drink like there will be no tomorrow if I want to. Usually I smoke 3-4 a day in weekdays.
    Weekends, however, after a bottle of whisky, I'm usually frantically tearing plastic off the third packet.

    I smoke because it keeps those asylum escapees that call themselves "non-smokers" at least at an arm's length.
    It's like waving a burning stick to scare away a pack of hungry wolves, but it actually works.
    If you feel you have the right to discriminate people for their unwillingness or inability to keep their bodies in "box fresh" condition,
    I hope you'll ride the lightning and burn to death at one of your jogging laps.

    There's actually two benefits of smoking:

    1: It makes life a bit more tolerable;
    2: At the same time it shortens it.

    I'm not going to sit in a retirement home while my brain's rotting and just be a general nuisance to everyone. **** that.
    Live fast, die in a crash. That'd be my philosophy, and it's not going to change with a minor incident like impending death due to cancer.
    (I don't know what that kind of sentence is called. In short, I am death-defyingly stubborn.)

    And anyone trying to tell me what I should and should not do to my own body better hope nicotine is still in my veins.
  18. forksaint

    Paradox Signs Mount & Blade

    Dryvus 说:
    As the people who ask are usually those who don't bother to read.

    Nailed to the wall and worshiped as truth.
  19. forksaint

    Guitar help please

    You'll need an amp but I think you can get something similar to the kind that I use (Ibanez RG)  to that price.
    It's all a matter of how much you like performing surgery on your new belongings,
    as a faulty guitar and some quality parts are far cheaper than its box-fresh factory-assembled counterpart.

    Personally I think new guitars are for pansies. The more scratches, scorch marks, half-torn stickers and dents, the more personality IMO.
    My old guitar actually had an old-fashioned Merc star hammered into the wood of its body. Taiwanese quality FTW.  :razz:
  20. forksaint

    Lyrics of the Day

    KMFDM - Stars And Stripes

    A tyrant is a man who allows his people no freedom
    Who is puffed-up by pride
    Driven by the lust of power
    Impelled by greed
    Provoked by thirst for fame

    Divided and conquered, gripped by fear
    Wishful thinking that it can't happen here
    It's well under ways, but nobody knows
    A repeat of history, that's how it goes

    Tell the people that they're under attack
    By man-eating foes from Mars or Iraq
    Mobilize outrage, muzzle dissent
    Send in the troops, strike to pre-empt

    Chorus:
    Stars & stripes
    Learn how to fight
    We come together by the dawn of the light
    Oh so proudly we hail as the rockets red glare
    Stars & stripes

    Control the airwaves, fuel the reaction
    Use every weapon of mass-distraction
    Turn active people into passive consumers
    Feed 'em bogus polls and harebrained rumours

    Cut back civil rights, make no mistake
    Tell 'em homeland security is now at stake
    Whip up a frenzy, keep 'em suspended
    Don't let 'em know that their liberty's ended

    Chorus

    Everything goes in desperate states
    The veneer of democracy rapidly fades
    Wreak total havoc on all opposition
    In any event, fulfill your mission

    Totalitarian media sensation
    You will give 'em domination
    Never mind they call you a liar and thief
    By now you're undisputed, commander-in-chief!

    Chorus

    As the rockets red glare...
    As the rockets red glare...

    Learn how to fight!
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