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RayvenQ 说:

Only a Nord would marry a woman ugly enough to produce that child.

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Last time I checked, rape and marriage were not put on par. And heck, that horse-faced Ragnar must have made violence to the ugliest Rhodock wench on Gods' green Earth. Which, conversely, makes Frodogorn a royal bastard. The irony!

Bilal 说:

Gee okay! Calm down!

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Nonononononono, this community does not work like this. Now we get to flame you crispy. And then we go on a bit more.

EDIT: Fellows, you were flaming so fast that, before posting, I had to click three times submit because of the new posts. Keep up with good job

Benny Moore 说:

I am not looking for tactical hints, I am looking for strategy tips.  I know how to conduct sieges.  What I am trying to figure out is how to keep their numbers from replenishing faster than I can replenish my own.  A hundred and seventy troops simply cannot take a city defended by seven or eight hundred decent soldiers, and it is necessary to make periodic trips to my own castle to get more troops.  The problem is that by the time I get back, there are even more enemies than there were before I fought my costly battle.

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Seriously, if you can't win sieges against the Khergits, then you don't know how to conduct them. The Khergits are by far the easiest sieges, together with most of the Rhodoks. Bring along some 30 top-tier ranged at the top of your list and some 30 top-tier infantry (possibly Huscarls). Don't charge at once, tell your guys to hold until the ranged have sniped down most of the enemies, and help out with the sniping yourself. You'll start understanding the right moment to have your infantry charge, when the defenders are weak from the sniping and before they get reinforcements. This, together with the various techniques to have your guys' AI working decently, will grant you victory. I never have more than 15~20 losses doing sieges (except Grunwalder Castle, which has been devised in hell by Satan itself).

Orj 说:

Yes! Yes! Do it! Do it!

Maybe you'll increase your relation with yourself.

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Heck, I don't know why, but that wussie of Ragnar signed peace with the Rhodoks few weeks ago. Peace? Rhodoks? He's got to be kidding me. It's time to sparkle the hatred again.

[EDIT] ****. Bloody bug of the 'Missing Party ID'. It completely ****ed up my savegame. Whenever I try to load it, it locks up dead -_-

samoht 说:

very good point.  sometimes i forget about all that 'realism' nonsense.

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That is, you forget about the very basis of the whole game. Neat!

I am honored to grant this thread a very much deserved

Isolla wins hands down because of her Chainmail Bikini with the heraldic on the cups. Seriously.

This said, taking into account the debate about King Ragnar outstanding performances and feats, I hereby declare that this thread is made of win and awesome.

Well, as long as I can use the Greek forum to learn more naughty Greek expressions like "stobuzzo mo luluvia" ot "ramoto keratomu" (I have no idea how to split those words, I just know the sounds ), I am totally in favor of that.

stuh42l 说:

According to the history book and teacher this happened in most battles and one after the other. According to them there "was" a small part of the armor where the arrow could slide through to get to the neck and according to history it was done with ease on mounted heavy cavalry. Yes, there is a space between the helmet and the chestplate.

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I understand that this was taught to you, and I also understand that this was most probably in an actual history book.  I would suggest reading one of your old middle school history texts, and realizing how blatantly wrong or simplified it is, and at times, a bit sensational.

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Not to mention that such notion is too suspiciously similar to what Legolas (or was it Frodogorn Aragorn?) says in 'The Two Towers' just before the Orcs start assaulting the walls.

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Naridill 说:

Not having idiots around would help.

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If you're referring to me, I don't think using the knowledge from what I've learnt in history would be classified as "idiotic".

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He's obviously talking about the kiddo who posted (in obnoxious English) because he felt compelled to share with us that he hadn't read a sensible post, if too long.

That post was so childish and pointless that I considered taking out my flamethrower myself. Because that kind of culprit you really have to:

Sulibres 说:

Most of the ranged weapons were nerfed. At the early levels, I've had a looter with 3 javelins sticking out of his torso still run towards me.

Same can be said or arrows and bolts: Its beyond me how a looter can survive a steel bolt from a Siege Crossbow to his heart.

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Blame it on natural selection. Calradia is a tough place for looters, as they are hunter down by pretty much everyone, and now the Rhodoks compete in the business of cannon lance fodder. Thus the survival of the fittest.

I bought a serial when 0.903 came out or so. I would buy a boxed copy if not for Frodogorn. However, if they have plans to keep expanding the game for a little more after 1.0 (not only bug fixes, i mean more content), I will buy a boxed copy to show my appreciation.

Hidden in some point of the map, trying to put together some forces. They usually hide in the proximity of Yaragar. But you might have to go around a lot to find and chastise them all.

Mama Sumae 说:

use the search option.

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Or the big hairy (?) "HELP" button in the top-center of the page.

Filipe 说:

I play this game since .6x. I just don't have the patience for levels 30 to 50 anymore.

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You are OT. What's your contribution on the front of Omelettes vs Potatoes vs Feta cheese?

She z in ur bags, stealin' ur muneez

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Sorry, could not help it. LOLCat addition is a curse.

No one, really. It's a battle generally not worth fighting. It's an arms' race that a development teams like Blizzard can't win, much more the less TaleWordls. Trying to keep you game not cracked is just a waste of resources: you will never fix the problem, if you are lucky you just delay it for days, weeks or months. And you would prevent people from gaming with the crack for no real reason, since they generally would never buy the game anyways.

I knew this thread still had something to give. Now we can finally call it quits

Wraith Jovi 说:

yeah, so true. A couple of days ago i got up washed and went out cycling for 5 hours till about 12 pm and i sat down at my pc to play M&B with some techniques the Swedish guy that got me into this told me about (such as using a couched lance) next thing i knew i woke up the next day at 4pm with my mum shouting get up you lazy b****** u aint eaten for ages n u were playing that game till 3 this morning at me.

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I mean no offense, and sorry for the OT, but I can't help it. I MUST ask: is you ma' a LOLMa'? Or, alternatively, are you both LOLCats?

Feanaro 说:

I hate this thread. And feta cheese.

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What do you have against feta cheese?