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Apparently, I can't build stairs going up.  They all end up being.. Down.

Granted.  There is no more pain in the world.  Millions die because they are unaware of the fact that they are:

Hungry.
Thirsty.
On fire.
Drowning.
Bleeding profusely from a large wound.

I wish I WASN'T STILL PLAYING DWARF FORTRESS JKFDSAPUFN F£%RU*TJio£Y(*$LIQ

Nairagorn 说:

The Hosting of the Sidhe (Yeats)

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I'll be impressed if you can pronounce this properly.

Vilhjalmr 说:

James 说:

No it's not. It was probably first told around 600, even though it was written down the way it is now around 800.

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Heh. You misunderstand. I'm saying that it is incorrect to say that the poem as been 1400 years old for 1400 years.

GOT YOU!

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Your elation at this occurence is off-putting - "Getting him" is surely not so hard a task that you should be so overjoyed.

I don't watch it, but Hiro is Japanese.  Nipps rule.

Merlkir 说:

because everyone else is a vampire. It's based on a comics..

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What!?  I swear it was a book first...

Tiberius 说:

Sonata Arctica

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YES!

Tiberius 说:

Turisas

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YES YES!

Tiberius 说:

Nightwish

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GOOD ****ING GOD NO!

My current (second) fortress is situated at the bottom of a cliff with a steepness of 6.  It's pretty damn cool.

Can you tunnel upwards?

Chickenzilla 说:

Chickenzilla 说:

MY fear would probebly be and i dont mean to be blasphemous to die and find out there is no afterlife

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If there is no afterlife, you will not find there is not afterlife, you just won´t exist to realize the absence of afterlife.

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Thx now i am confused
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I'm sure that's not that much of a change from the norm for you.  You should feel right at home!

Granted.  Being the Good Samaritan you are, you stop to help the poor man who's been mugged that the other dudes left behind.  While helping him up, the muggers return, and it turns out that they're all friends in a grand scam to take out nice people.  You get the crap beaten out of you, and all of your belongings stolen, including your clothes.  They poor brandy over you, and leave.  You wake up in a Police cell, stinking of alcohol - when you try to explain, the police just say "Ehh, shut up, drunky, you'll be out tomorrow morning."

I wish I could write something funny, instead of disturbingly accurate.

Benny Moore 说:

Oh, come on.  I make one little wish, and you can't corrupt it?  Eh, well, God won't pay any attention to it, so I don't see why you should.

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The whole point was that I didn't acknowledge your existence, you uneducated, unintelligent scum.

Granted, you get a top of the range PC, fitted with the oldest Pentium Processor, standard Windows 98 graphics and sound cards, and no output devices.  That'll teach YOU to shop at PC World.

I wish I had a gun.

Racist remark removed. - Volk

Let's talk about that.

.89x's module system is way easier to use than .80x's - granted, we don't have the unofficial GUI-based editor anymore, but there's still way more functionality in .89x than in earlier versions, giving the modders (I don't count myself as one, seeing as how my stuff is just **** which people download for some odd reason) far more stuff to toy with, and far more to come up with.

Don't judge the mods of a game which is just under a month old!

I wish I had herpes.

*replies:  "SPLEEN!  SPLEEN!"*

I ban you for pretending to be able to ban everyone.  YOU CAN ONLY BAN ONE PERSON.

..

>.<

And here I was, thinking that this was a mature forum -.-

*commits suicide before it's TOO LATE*

Granted.  A time machine is finally developed, and (Congrajulashuns!) you are selected to be the lucky person to try it out.  Unfortunately, a malfunction in the system sends you back to a point in time before time started.  Since there's no time, nothing changes, and nothing moves on.  You're stuck there for eternity, unable to breath, yet somehow still alive.

I wish I wasn't playing Dwarf Fortress after 5 ****ING HOURS.

Incaa 说:

Nethros 说:

In two days I had the whole community hating me.

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Pfft I can do it almost instantly [namechange]I<3Hitler[/namechange] and there you go 

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I've tried that.  It doesn't work as well as you think.  The small community that actually does consist of National Socialists and Neo-Nazis bands around you, and so there are still some people who "enjoy" your company, and don't hate you.

Merentha 说:

Gathering fruit?  Detecting minor differences in plants?  Its not so much evolutionary pressure that forced them to get more cones, it was simply that males needed more rods.  You're looking at it the wrong way.

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Ahh, I see.  So basically, in this world of vibrant colours and dazzling shades, we men have ****ed ourselves over so that we could get food for the women who were secretly snickering at the damage we were doing to our perception?

****.