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...myself, the all knowing and admirable amondrubee! Before I carry on I should first and foremost thank all the people, animals, bots, and even *ahem* best not say but suffice to say, I wholeheartley- oh wait can't cause... well, I mean my soul and what's left of my cig infested heart is ever...

Whether you're currently in school or was in school once upon a time. What's your most creative method of cheating in closed book exams? Me and my buddies communited by tapping pencils. It wasn't the sound of it but just the action. The number of tapping while squinting the pencil = question...

No education = no reading and thinking = no quick burning of your brain cells = live longer. Ever wondered why farmers live longer than people living in the city with a career? Time to get back to basic and go farming. Fresher air, less stress, no need to think, live longer.

Don't you just HATE people who babbles internet lingo? When someone says noob I picture that person as a 300 pound weighing manboob guy.

Hypothetically speaking, picture this scenario: You're caught banging a inflatable man-sized doll. What do you do? Of course, for the record, I wouldn't purchase something so morally degrading as this.

Girl 1: Dumb, average looks, clumsy, and does whatever you say without question. She doesn't flirt with anyone aside from you. Girl 2: Smart, stunning looks, thinks twice and acts only when the outcome is calculated. She flirts with everyone useful to her. Both of them claims to love you and...

Changed all Dark Knight Lords to level 400 so they each had a super huge army. They wiped out every faction off the face of Calderia. As Marshall I took them on with all my faction's lords but still outnumbered. The last stand was held at Maras Castle. They kept coming, more and more...

So while I was watching my daily videos (Who doesn't?) my little sister decides to run into my room, without knocking my door. Unfortunately for me, I couldn't predict such an event from occuring as heh, what's the odds of someone barging into my room unannounced?! To make things worst, she...

http://www.inquisitr.com/29459/man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-after-raping-dog/ Mindless.

Basically I’ve arranged to have sex with my girlfriend in 3 days time (we’ve been going out for about a week). But first she says she wants to measure my penis size, as the size of it is important in sex (that’s common knowledge). The thing is I kind of lied to her, as I told my penis size was 7...

Edit txt file to make 8000 peasant women vs you alone. You stats are high and you have plate armour and one melee weapon. No horse. Peasant women are edited to carry the same weapon you will be using so they can kill you if they manage to hit you. You'll have the speed advantage and they die in...

http://dawnofthejed.com/http:/dawnofthejed.com/2009/06/22/laura-robson-in-wimbledon-bukkake-chaos/ But in a deceptive tactic, those men were fooled into waiting for her to go to the changing room while she fled.

If they're not just a BNP supporter, but actually one of those politicians who gets mouthed off whenever they go, how do you cope? Would you let anyone know you're associated in any form or shape with this person? Disown this person? Keep it a secret?  :twisted: Join BNP yourself?

With my army of 12800 peasant women. I deliberately hired and rescued only peasant women, not training them, and filling up all my vassals with peasant women. I adjusted mercenary hire to 60-80 so each town I went I can hire a lot of peasant women if I see them. Then the Dark Knights came. You...

Something that has long range weapons and excellent melee combat, with some sort of collision detection system, and is single player game on PC platform. Any suggestions? Mech Warrior 4 looks good but it's all long range combat...

If I want to use a helmet model like a selectable face in character creation, how do I do that?

I changed her strength to 600 just for the lolz. While I was lol'ing cause my 30 Greater Jarls have surrounded her, she was slaughtering them like sheep. I kept lol'ing, and lol'ing, until I finally realised I only have several Nord Veterans left... That's when I stop lol'ing and screamed for...

Is that sad or what? I'm planning to call my mut "Lord Olaf"

Discuss. I never use shields because they never last through a large battle. They look ugly, make you look like a low tier soldier, and well, looks damn ugly compared to wielding a big bad ass weapon.

I made my town Halmar to have Tihr's walls so nobody can ever take it from me. Now it's impenetrable, even against 10-20 times larger army. I still lose troops, but not as much. :twisted: